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The St. Francisville Experiment (2000)
Complete idiocy
The film makers tout the fact that these are NOT actors like it's some sort of badge of honor. They are also not ghost hunters, psychics, or parapsychologists. I can't count the number of times family members repeated, "What a bunch of babies!" Honestly, the psychic got all of her wiccan knowledge straight off of wiccapedia. And everyone is afraid of everything all the time. There was zero to be afraid of and zero sign of spirit activity. And the ending? Absurd. The one high point was when one of the guys opened a closet door and screamed he was so scared. There was a mirror inside. Just a mirror. It was like some sort of really bad sitcom schtick. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. "Ghost Hunters" has more going for it, and that ain't saying much. Ah, but if I only had a dollar for every time one of them said, "White Light, white light" I could afford a new car.
The Sleepless Unrest: The Real Conjuring Home (2021)
Are you kidding me?
We've all watched those ghost hunt shows before. This one is no different, save for the fact that the location is legendary and the ghost hunters are idiots. The usual bumps and shadows. Some flashing lights in the woods. There's nothing new here. They use the same EVP equipment, cameras, bells and whistles. I kept hoping they would show me something new or different, but it never happened. Until the end. They left and, you guessed it, the spirit/ghost/demon followed them home. Now, they're experiencing phenomenon in their own homes and their kids are terrified. Can you guess what comes next? I could. They confess that each of them took items from the house: a nail, some dirt, a doll that looks like the real and original Annabelle, but is not. Neither is the Robert doll genuine. But this is not just a rookie ghost hunting mistake. They announced in the car, as they were leaving, that what was in the house stays in the house. One of the very first things anyone learns from the Conjuring movies, from ghost hunting 101, from any parapsychology class, is that negative energy can attach itself to items and if you take said items with you, the negative energy goes with it. Morons! Now they're haunted and it's their own fault. I smell sequel. Honestly, "The Blackwell Ghost" movies were a lot more entertaining and realistic.
The Munsters (2022)
Just...why?
This was, by far, one of the worst remakes of anything I've seen in my life. Where do I even start? First of all, the actors tried far too hard to mimic the original characters and actors from the 60s. It went beyond campy and straight into...why can't these people act???? Then there's the sets. Tell the truth, Rob Zombie, you stole them from a Disney show, right? And you lit them with those cheap LED strip lights you get in the dollar store. Forget plot. It was a great plot...if done properly. I would love to see the love story of Lilly and Herman. But it would need a new writer and director. Bad dialogue, flat jokes, ridiculous side characters...I honestly don't know how they talked some of these actors into doing the movie. The fact that they conned poor sweet Casandra Peterson into doing this saddens me. Elvira looks high brown compared to this. Do yourself a favor, people. Cut this one off and switch over to "Hocus Pocus 2" or something. Anything. But not this.