djreeser Reviews

James May: Oh Cook!: French Classics (2023) Season 2, Episode 1

Big fat hair in the toast

[2/10 · 11 June 2023]

Can't believe it wasn't seen before approval. Was it? Love you James for your humour and all legacy but after I pressed play in the first episode my first question was... Where is the hairnet?! I got the answer at the end of the episode when you flipped the toast - big gray hair in it!!! I was hoping it was on purpose and you would pull that fat hair while tasting it... but that didn't happen! WTF?!!

I'll watch all other episodes anyway, just for all the fun! But will always wonder if it was a unseen mistake or was it done on purpose???

Just another few letters to fill the required amount of characters :)

Samaritan (I) (2022)

So refreshing after all Marvel copy/paste prod.

[8/10 · 29 August 2022]

I really enjoyed watching this movie and as I said in the title, It was really refreshing to see something different than crappy marvel productions. Maybe because this hero movie has kind of oldschool 90's movies felling, and it's not just because of Sly (respect for that man!). I wasn't bored even for a second when watching it. Really recommend to check it out if you are one of this people who stopped watching Marvel's productions some time ago. Simple story, great acting, some really nice shots. Even one fight scene where is no cuts, just one longer shoot which I really like. Of course Samaritan has some minuses like for example some CGI scenes or explanation wherefrom they got explosives of - they could come up with something better! Still great movie, worth over 100 minutes of my life.

Terror on the Prairie (2022)

Could be way better told story...

[5/10 · 15 June 2022]

It was a strange movie, messy. Shaky cam, from hand in the opening scenes, why? Even one scene out of focus for a split second. Bad post production? Many times the decisions made no sense. It was like wtf ?? Why ?? How? Some scenes were meaningless just to extend the time of the movie, which was already slow. Even laughed once - a jump from a horse scene. The only positive things I can say about it are acting (apart from the kid) and cinematography. It was weird feeling watching a western with no background music. A bit cringe movie and I wanted to like it. But I can not. Is it the directors' fault? Screenwriter? Both?

The Baby (2022)

As a fan of English humour and black humour

[8/10 · 28 April 2022]

As a fan of English humour and black humour just one episode is enough for me and I'm simply hook up with it and can't wait for another one. So if you love dark humour don't hesitate to check it out.

1983 (2018)

Great pictures and climate...

[6/10 · 20 December 2018]

...but that's all. It seems like it missing something. The plot is not gripping at all and sadly I'm not looking forward to the next season.

Swiss Army Man (2016)

Idiocracy

[1/10 · 29 September 2016]

Really? When watched the great satire "Idiocracy" I never thought that the scene about a film, "ASS" (literally just a shot of a man's butt against a black background farting for 90 minutes straight) will be ever brought to life in any possible variation. So here it is! I was hoping for a good ending that would save this movie but... forget about that! It's really weird people are looking for a deep meaning in it... there is none! The only positive thing I could say about this movie is that you might laugh because of its stupidity. As I said: Some ideas "Idiocracy" predicted have been brought to life. People are paying to watch an ass farting movie. The world is doomed!