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John Tucker Must Die (2006)
Don't kill John Tucker .. kill ME for watching it
Basic teen movie that will make you laugh, but will leave you wondering "Why did I spend my money watching this?".
The whole movie was cliché. Unpopular new girl, befriends 3 girls who hate each other because they're dating the same guy. Unpopular girl is the peace keeper between the 3 girls, causing the 3 girls to bond like best friends. Jock boy who the 3 girls want to 'kill' falls for unpopular girl. Unpopular girl likes him during the job. After the plan is successful, 3 girls are best friends forever! Talk about original (note the sarcasm!). There is a handful of funny scenes that will make you pee your pants, but you'll be too tired cringing at the horrible acting to even laugh.
Surprinsingly, Sophia Bush who plays the vegan slut Beth, wasn't that bad. And this is coming from a Sophia hater. She plays the part well, adding the touch of bitchy in her voice when a cat fight between her character, Ashanti's character, and Aribelle's character occurs.
Ashanti ... all I have to say about her is, stick to singing.
Brittany was so cute playing the clueless new girl! Her stuttering voice and nervous expression when talking to Jesse's character, her clueless face when she's with the 3 girls, and her devious expression when telling Jesse's character to wear the thong. Brittany Snow was awesome.
The horrible acting, the weak storyline, and the cliché moments, made me give this movie a rating of 2/10.
The funny scenes, the horrible acting, and the cliché moments, make this movie, a perfect teen flick, which will cause all the teenie bops, who 'luv' and idolize Ashanti/Sophia, and who think Jesse is the hottest thing in the planet, to rush to theaters. This will get many Teen Choice Awards and MTV Movie Awards nominations!
Stay Alive (2006)
Better off renting it
When I first read the concept on this movie online, I was interested. One, because Sophia Bush was in it, and I like her, and two, it looked like a good horror flick. But I was wrong. DEAD WRONG.
First .. the acting was really horrible. The only person who was actually OKAY was Samaire and maybe Frankie. And the rest of the cast .. will make you cringe whenever they're on screen.
It was not even scary .. and I'm easily scared. What I don't get, is why was this movie rated 14A (in Canada) .. there was nothing remotely gory and scary about it. They don't even show us the death scenes, which could have made the movie better.
It may seem that I'm too cruel and harsh, but this review is coming from a non gamer, and a Sophia Bush semi fan. Just save your money, and go watch it when it airs on TV