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Trophy Wife (2010)
Bad Acting.
This film was horrible. I cringed while watching the overacting and exaggerated movements of unskilled actors. The absolute worst was the "Taxidermy Judge". How this guy was cast, i have no idea. The only believable scene was when the taxidermy judge molested his kid brother. I really believed the taxidermy judge was a child molester. I could feel it in my soul. Aside that from that... horrible acting. There was another scene where the taxidermy judge was forced to have intercourse with a dead hog. This scene was supposed to be grim, but the actor "Daniel Hampel" could not conceal his pleasure. He really enjoyed having sex with a dead hog. Disturbing. All in all.... bad movie
Closure (2011)
I wanted to like it
I really wanted to like this movie. I really did. I enjoyed the work of some of these actors in previous films (with the exception of Daniel Hampel. he's a sh***y actor. F*ck that guy). The plot was a bit silly, but i am OK with that. There's nothing wrong with a film having some plot holes, so long as you're having fun, right? That's where the problem lays.. Every time the character of Todd comes on screen (Daniel Hampel) I feel compelled to slit my wrists. This isn't hyperbole. I have tried to finish this movie several times now. I just cant do it. The last two times Todd (Daniel Hampel)entered a scene i was watching I reached for my trusty pocket knife and plunged it into my wrist (cutting vertically, not horizontally). This Daniel Hampel guy is personally responsible for roughly 26 stitches! I may give this film company another try in the future, but only if they get rid of that horrible actor (Daniel Hampel)who makes people want to kill themselves. For what it's worth, I heard the guy likes to molest puppies and smears himself with feces. Gross.
Ninja Bitch (2011)
Not great
I know i said 'not great', but lets be honest... i was being polite. this film is complete garbage. None of the characters were likable and the acting was poor. How poor? It was pi*s poor! The 'gunman' was especially bad. I sincerely hope the production company found a homeless man to play the role and offered him free sandwiches in return for his work; because if they actually paid this man to be in the film... they should be embarrassed. Truly an tragedy of a film. The plot is not cohesive. Nothing make sense. Like, why does the gunman, in the middle of the film just begin to masturbate to the sounds of dying children? And where did the gunman get the bucket of calf's blood that he was bathing in?? these questions need to be addressed. all in all, very disappointed.