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Battle for Pandora (2022)
Mythology ?
So I've entitled this review Mythology:
Simply because one of the American actors in this film can quite clearly be heard making the verbal mistake between two words and quite possibly descriptions of mythology the study of ancient history and the study of pathology he obviously doesn't know the difference between either.
Otherwise somebody would have picked him up on it this fela needs to go back to school particularly and read some Greek stories.
Because if he knows anything about reading and writing at all and he will most definitely have heard the story about Pandora's box given to a young woman called Pandora by the Greek gods and so on.
Thank goodness he got that part of the story right.
Automatically he should have known that Pathology is the study of deceased cadavers.
That's why hospitals and some police stations have Pathologists. And Universities have Mythologists.
Shortly after the dreadful acting became far to painful to be bothered to laugh at any longer. I decided to hammer that big ol' down vote 👎 and come do a short review.
Bigfoot: The Lost Coast Tapes (2012)
AWFUL ABSOLUTELY AWFUL
I truly have no idea what possessed the actors in this err mishmash of confusion and calamity, to even get out of bed in the morning to go and do another days hard work utilizing they skills on this absolutely AWFUL story about the North American Sasquatch.
I found it particularly harrowing when the two main actors were apparently instructed to delive mor screaming and yelling than any other performer in the movie.
Nothing about it has prompted me to say anything nice about it.
Completely rubbish.
AWFUL.
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Yawn
I'm not even going to say anything about this one.
Kept nodding off.
The Domestics (2018)
Diabolical
Theres not really very much I can say about this movie.
They should not have released it though.
Absolute load of blood thirsty rubbish.