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Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Not a fair fight!
I anticipated this movie so much, and I fully enjoyed all the fight scenes. The plot was lacking and I wish they'd flipped the amount of time we see the drama with the humans vs the actual monsters, because the monsters are what we're interested in and what we come to see. Not Millie Bobby Brown in her billionth "teenage investigative nosey detective" role.
The fight scenes are amazing, and while the visual effects didn't seem very good to me as far as a Blockbuster large budget movie like this goes, they were entertaining and exciting. My biggest complaint is the way the fights were handled. In every single scene the two fought, Godzilla beat Kong. In the first fight, he would have drowned Kong to death, and in the other fight Godzilla practically killed Kong. The most annoying part was that obviously they're not going to have either die (how else would they set up a milkable franchise like this with one of them dead?) but every fight Kong had to rely on the humans for help. Like I said, Kong would have drowned to death without them dropping charges to the bottom of the ocean to break Kong free, and Kong never stood a chance without them taking him to the Hollow Earth in order to retrieve his weapon, and would have basically died had it not been for the humans shocking his heart.
This was an exciting movie and very fun. It didn't give me as much fun as I thought it would, but you can only have so much fun eating a pint of ice cream and watching a movie on your TV screen with your cat as opposed to a theater.
Eric Andre: Legalize Everything (2020)
Write some actual jokes
Shock humor and drug experiences don't qualify as comedy. I chuckled a few times but this was weak. All Andre talks about is how many drugs he's done, yells, talks about drugs some more, asks the audience what drugs they like, and then they all shout for cocaine and LSD. I'm not against drugs, I agree, we should legalize everything, but do a comedy set, not a 50 minute monologue about your drug experiences. Loud doesn't equal funny, and over exaggerating the effects of drugs doesn't equal funny either. I love his show, I think it's great, but this just wasn't it. He could do so much better for an hour special.