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Tapeheads (1988)
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Bill china plays a man stuck in solid inflexible (kind of battle ridden) barny costume. He lays on pacific street (new york) for 100% of the film its bills vantage point from within the costume. What bill hears (and can not see) is the the voice of a lego woman saying 'bill have you been trying to communicate with me?' Her lego hands break as she grips the barny costume. Bill presses multiple unmarked buttons within the costume and it births a candy cain from the mouth. Bill saying, "i havent gone passed the first step, i havent been building a family of humans i can command like youve been doing." Also: katy looked fine as heck in the movie.
The Menu (2022)
Its a good one
Man this movie is 35 years ahead of it's tiempo. A bear in a suit sits in a car and looks to be waiting. 497 characters later the bear has molded a pair of ankles together with a stick of dryed gum. "Unbelievable how good these look," he thinks. So he takes a minute to celebrate. He picks up a fortune cookie that ha'd been sitting on a magazine with a thirsty looking human being on the cover. And just then santa clause rose from the back seat. Santa noticing the bears belt full of hour glasses and tape measures. "Why are you waiting, whos ankles did you carve there?" Santa asks like a drill instructor. The bear takes out and measures the ankles. Santa saying, "oh so you have a utility way about you? Well I've been out here working, doing what im suppose to do, not what i want! When is it that you're gonna beg to visit my home and shake the hands of my 500 strong family members?"
True Spirit (2023)
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My names zalend hooker. Back at three years old i started having premonition dreams about the film. But I saw the main character (toby flint) as kind of a father figure. There he was going down the Tecumseh river with his family (a portable aquirium full of new born manatee). I remember (in my dream) i kept wanting to be on that boat, near all that clean family energy. Toby flint with one hand on the steering wheel, and the other gesturing at god: "why did you leave me with all these children to take care of, why'd you take their mother too soon," says toby. I guess i had wanted to be there as the mother, using my own name, zalend hooker. Sitting there saying, "the wind is strong today, and it's making me feel like hell."
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
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A deleated character 'Robin silos' (the cold bumb hellchild with no real extra capacity) was intended to be played by shane colby. Colby had grown up in the 1950's. Left in an abandoned house as an infint, and not allowed at the Grand Canyon anymore, Colby teaches himself how to be a wizerd at 14 years of age by a river everyday. %. And that's why he was going to play the role that eneded up going to Dr. Strange. He pretty much hated Costco though, and thats why his character (again, 'the cold bumb hellchild') was not used in Infinity War. Just so happends a costco was used as Thanos home base in the film. The whole avengers team drives up to costco in a van and Colby starts to shake. He says to director bill strip: "i cant go into a costco because ill start feeling silenced and used like an 1800s women. They all had to head back to the studio (taylor swift included). She also got cut, as she insisted on singing a song in the film 3 times about a couple people who tryed to pick up a dime on the floor at the same time and nevere saw one another again for 88 lifespans. At any rate the finalized acting staff confronted thanos the next morning at costco. Thanos nonchalantly asking "where's Colby today?" to iron man (no one knowing that Colby was the uncle and boyfriend of Thanos). "He's out of the film!" Said ironman.
Buffalo Running (1883)
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A small round board had been set a top a barrel to form a table. There were 2 (standing on end) beanbag sofas next to the table on either side. Also, a pile of stopped clocks near the area and a deck of cards being blown in the wind. It's a mystery as to what put all this out in the middle of no where near where they filmed this buffalo running. Officer Conner was called out to take a look. He saw one of the playing cards sitting on one end of the table that had written on it "your warmth;" And coming from the other end of the table he herd a woman laughing and talking and then typing very quickly on a computer. And then suddenly it was quiet and that's when officer conner saw the womans siloette appear and stare at the moon. Officer conner was spooked and attempted to stop all filming of the buffalo run. The individual in charge said, "No we need to run him today."
La danse sur la corde (1878)
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La danse sur la corde lacks the experience where a train mechanic gets run berserk from seeing a long lost soul from passed lives. It's magical because there are a million possible actions that can take place when people visit the moon freely. In this Case, though, one person visits the moon wearing a belt full of 1,200 empty zip lock bags and lays down. And then 1,200 years later the other person also does that. But one of them does fix their hair up and head over to a high end lake party with humans. While the other backs a boat trailer up into the TTT truck stop and proceeds to sit on the boat trailer in some fashion to file their nails and reminisce for some time.
R.O.T.O.R. (1987)
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One night in a barn a cow took a dump next to a pain inducing triangular seat. A witch with a long arm came in the room with the word 'no' strapped to the side of her head as she eats a fresh sandwich. She or he (a tiny god engine) opens a truck hood and trys to operate a brocken on/off switch with the firmness of a candycain. The witch slides over on the floor in a laying down position with a goodhearted dog chasing her. At night when all the films characters (some attempting to signal others) are watching a sliver moon together, a mattress and tumbleweeds drifts down i-13 and into a wal-mart check out line and ask, "do you got a good mother i could have?"
Captain Marvel (2019)
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There's an annoying entitlement facade that comes from the main actress. There are moments of sudden challenge but issues, big or small, are solved and worked out as fast as they show up. Weather it's domance/submission in terms of gender proficiency/hierarchy or dealing with taking a 2 by 4 to the kidney (lets just say that happened), you can count on the lead actress easially managing the situation ounce she gets eyes on it. That just kept happening throughout the entire film. Kind of like ray in the new (non george lucas) star wars films. The lead actress had to be too tough and witty to acknoledge the cat like fury did; almost like her role had to prove that if your a woman, you can be toughminded enough to ignore, or not want or need to give a cat attention. At any rate this film focuses on dealing with gender role challenges (which are easially overcome). The film does not provide surprise and authentic drama (in terms of struggle) and the soryline bites down harder than a fair natured wizerd having to live at a bus stop.
One Way (2022)
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Danny chaplain and bill angle both play a human boat in 'the avengers.' Reeds secretary (only breathing from the side of her mouth) finds his wallet and lunch money blowing off a cheap table. Then Zeus (the worlds real, and only lord) went ahead and started experimenting with binding the humans. The film shows danny chaplain noticing a shooting star while he's getting his tire replaced at a firestone. Another person featured in the avengers stares at a gummy bear they keep on their nightstand before falling asleep. Reviews have to be 600 characters now. So i was driving down the street today, hot out today. Bunch of full grown humans trying to get stuff out there. Reminds me of a whimpering moose close to a steaming pot of stew. Good amount of sheriffs probably watch the avengers on sunday (off day).
The Sea Beast (2022)
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This film reminds me of that old place over in eastern Phoenix with the statue of a priests neck. The worlds like a trackor, always brushing up against us trying to show us pictures of mouths. In "the sea beast" a plain unmarked white truck is given a routine stop by a police officer. A moth wearing a cape steps out of a driver seat with a suitcase full of pictures of smiling people that belong to the human family.
The Adam Project (2022)
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The adam project was starred r. Reynolds in one of his career highlights. He played the hero again. The film covers how these guys adopted an old loyal dog from the railway yard (near the towns 2 story circle k). They'd put the dog to work out there, had him cut off door knobs with a truck saw. Anyway this faithful dog starts a new life, his new owners put a healthy picture of Wyoming just over his bed. The dog would alert the men that it was time for lunch with one heavy bark that made the birds outside take flight. Then they would all be sitting in Dennys for lunch where the dog would sometimes also realease a strong bark. If he did, it would usually cause a bearded man (reading the times) to lose a spill of his coffee. The man would turn and say, "shut him up."
Uncharted (2022)
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Matt damon!! Come on,,, they should of hired bill nebraska. It was a scify film because what you had was a group of four college kids out for a simple vacation that ended up having to land a failing starship. The plane accidently hits a large swarm of mosquitoes that come out in November (which causes the pilot to first, close his eyes, and second, get a nose bleed). Matt Damon (sean mills, in the film) sees the star ship coming straight for him as he stands outside an LA dairy queen. Damon lights a ciggrette over a garbage fire and unknowingly drops a 30$ bill on the floor. Here's the good part of the film: when the craft hits damon he puffs his chest out and lets out the scream of an infant, as if it was possible for a infant to be on its way to work at 5, but first sit down at Dennys to order a coffee or their lakewater smothered pancakes.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
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Amber herd is shown tilting over to sip water from the kitchen sink. On the way down to a river of slaving away people, Herd reaches her arm into a fish tank full of tictaks and pulls out a 33 lenze pair of sunglasses. The film moves to a scene with a spider, termite, and hampster all having lunch in the cafeteria; And they see herd walking by. They spider and termite scamperd on after herd and eventually joined a large crowd of people watching herd doing the splits in front of a church. The hampster had stayed back and we saw him open his breifcase and stare at the contents (about 3lbs of silver with a horse drawn into it). Im not sure what that signified. Later we see the hampster smoking a long cigarette rolled from a piece of notebook paper, he also breakes a glowing cain on a usps mailbox (i didnt get it). Better stick with one of the good ones folks, like Rambo. A simple story about an office cop dealing with a Detroit hangover. They dont put movies together like that anymore. If youre 90 years old (like me) just watch Rambo and get your cat fead.
Buckshot (2017)
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I cried out my craver when the large canadian bear had to leave in the small ship. Dorthy clay played an arrogant role here, she lead one of the bears into walmart using a sandwich and pulled him the rest of the way in by his mouth. By the end of the football season the last living bear of the film had been sitting somewhere cool and quiet (sun had just been blocked from the earth). Bear was fully still while we see Dorthy Clay walking away. She had put him down without good reason. Next day we see Clay (with no shirt on) sit down in front of an eyeless priest. The image of that takes me back to simpler times.
Bachchhan Paandey (2022)
Not bad
In 'the magic table' a man opens the pantry and it's full of dictionaries + plus he then kicks an empty whole foods bag off his bed. There's a part of the movie that i watched for 13 years where the woman in a tophap is at the river. At a certain point two people meet at a whole foods table that has a copper infant center piece. Then later we see them in a dillards using their hands to drivie the pedels of a stationary bike from the floor. I cant remember who plays the role of ben q, i think it was william cora.
2050 (2018)
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The film takes off when Nasa hires jim eagle, and jim gets dressed in a space suit and put in a setting where he witnesses Mr. Mime (pokemon) being born from the quarter slot of a pay phone. Mr. Mime opens a briefcase and pulls out a wishlist he starts reading. 'all i want is comfort, all i want is quietness,' Mr Mime repeats. The films lead male and female roles belong to two stick figures with long cains.
Scream (2022)
Nadias findings
After filing a class 19 document to the NC tripple A , john cycle finally makes it the case that (by law) a small body of water will be installed in the center of every baseball field. Coincidentally, that's when a mysterious hand hires gods daughter (played by Nadia cross) to film the human hand doing everyday activities (like blocking eyesight). Thats probably my favorite part of the film, when Nadia gets that call, it wakes her up and she throws a knife through the skylight of a pitch back room. But still, there's that part where john cycle is smoking a cigar at 3am and high fives the mural of the pope that is somewhere along the New York river. Basically the film's a romance because both john and Nadia get led around in their floorbound red cesna planes blindfolded (1980).
Duck Dynasty (2012)
Nope
This show is poor quality. From the moment these guys drag their bodies from a laying down position, we see them carrying rifles, they point rifles at each other here and there. One of the shows features a man in a 30 degree room with a mile high pile of steaks. Outside their house is a massive lake with zero living organisms in it. The main show features a man trying to get out of a barrel while another man stares at it.
The Winning Season (2009)
Good movie
The guy played a pretty good run down character barley hanging on. Funny lines and situations. Movies shows how to be part of a group🐒. 1 plastic hummer swaying on a string in the wind. Western.
Dog (2022)
Review🛒
This is one of thoes many renditions of that salad party from 1922. Everyone was there: GLOBE, Tim Lund, and a tiny metal statue of an elefant named Samantha Navy (that could not be found). They set up in the middle of north ceeders furthest point and bay drive. Glob puts down a red blanket in the middle of the street and tim lund turns a sturdice cart on its side (and also calls the sheriff). The sheriff pulls up, says: "what is there to do here?" GLOBE tells the sheriff to help them find their friend (samantha navy), "she's got glowing blue eyes," GOLBE informs. "There she is" the sheriff says like a golf commentator. A tear trickled down samanthas face. "She crying," says tim lund. "I see that, and she's probably not going to be able to tell us why," says the sheriff. The sheriff kneels down and puts his hand on his knee saying, "Samantha are you going to be able to rise tomarrow and machine your body along?" Samantha, (a tiny metal elefant) runs out of sight. "Sheriff, can you help us out with this again tomarrow," asks Lund. The shreiffs kneeling body turns on a dime (boot tip digging in the dirt) and says, "im gonna help build the new movie theater tomarrow."
The Batman (2022)
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Someone ounce saw a figure out in the forest (which yielded a pillowcase full of supplies). Out of mystery, it was necessary for this someone to get fairly close to the forest walker and get a good look (see where its eyes would wander). A trap was set, an apple next to a fire at night. So this thing walks on the scene staring at the sky (straight up). It sees the trapper slowly stand while gripping handel bars. The trapper says: "im working on my handel bars, do you know how to do that?" Creature: "No." "I also have an engine," says the trapper, and this person points to an engine on the floor, next to a healthy stream with passing by fish in a straight line. Suddenly both of them say (at the same time), "oopse ive gatta go check the files, ive got work to do."
2103: The Deadly Wake (1997)
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They had small fountains spread accross the inside of Macy's before. The place was full of visitors in pressed cloths and pants and skirts pulled all the way up to the kidneys; and tidy expressions, with some bright eyes and smiles ounce people got pleased, like if someone got a checklist completed or saw a pair of
leaf shaped hips. Jerico had walked into macys around that time with a brown dog. There were about 22 circled up people that jerricos dog easily leaped into the center of. Everyone in there was scream talking (one guy said: "i drive a dodge charger." And a girl said: "when i walk, i walk quietly.' And thats about when jerico sets up on the edge of it all. Takes out a turned on black and white television saying, 'check this out.' And what jerico shows them is footage of a human shaped stick figure doing ordinary activities, like taking a drink of water or getting into a vehicle and driving off.
Captain Planet and the Planeteers (1990)
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Wyatte had a dream about being in a hot air baloon with a rusted trumpet. But Wyatte actually works at the Marriott (in Yuma). In 'captian planet' Wyatte runs one lap on the track and sits down in the first place he can to break a ceiling fan with a lego rod. In the same day Wyatte and a last known titanic survivor are shown laying under a ford trying to
switch out the driveshaft. Wayatt puts both his hands on the trucks frame and says: "this isnt a titanium chassy, before, they would always make these from titanium." Titanic survivor (Ruth Conover) replys: "YES, my husband could carve any car part out of titanium, his specialty, was eyeballing together a f150s frame from a freshley extracted riverbed slab of titanium, and he did it well. And it did indeed earn my husband and I a seat on Titanics maiden voyage." Ruth continues: i remember captian Smith staring me down with his large nurturing eyes and sad looking mouth.
Grimes: Genesis (2012)
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Favorite part of this film: there's a quick flash of a somewhat tranquil human skull (with 55 unnotacible dryed tears by the mouth) being checked on and brought back to life when a driving human lets go of a monkey scream. Then, IMMEDIATELY, a small hand is shown turning a large door knob, and that body walks off to a totally seperate task. After about 35 minutes of a close up of someone operating a steering wheel, you'd see a human multiplying like this: two painted yellow engines are shown on a human form, one where the heart is and one over the mouth.
She-Ra: Princess of Power (1985)
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There's a quick flash of a tranquil human skull (with 55 unnotacible dryed tears by the mouth) being checked on and brought back to life when a driving human lets go of a monkey scream. Then, IMMEDIATELY, a small hand is shown turning a large door knob, and that body walks off to a totally seperate task. After about 35 minutes of a close up of someone operating a steering wheel, you'd see a human multiplying like this: two painted yellow engines are shown on a human form, one where the heart is and one over the mouth.