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After Last Season (2009)
Pretentious Piece of Garbage.
Throughout my life thus far, this is it. This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Not to mention, one of the most idiotic director. Like seriously?! - You can't handle real critique so you have to pamper yourself and wallow in your own ego. Pathetic.
Firstly, there isn't any good acting. It's lower than a High School Play's acting. If you're going to get actors, choose people who can actually act. You have 5,000,000 Million dollars to make this film. Surely you can at least hire actors who can actually act.
The plot- the hell is this plot even, it has no structure whatsoever of a decent story. I could reckon that bloody Cool Cat had more of a point then this piece of trash.
I can't express how utterly confusing just this movie is. You had 5,000,000 dollars. I've seen beautiful films with such a lower budget. What happened to it? You had all that money to create a good film but you just failed miserably.
I don't recommend this film at all.
Alpha and Omega 7: The Big Fureeze (2016)
Land before time sequels but with wolves
Nothing can describe how awful the alpha and omega sequels are, they're on par with the land before time sequels honestly.
I sat through this movie, watching A LOT of animation screw-ups and poor pop-culture references. We start off with the pups- like always ALONE WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS. Runt sees a blizzard and go home to their grandparents. Of course, their poorly rendered grandparents and they are told 'Don't go out into the blizzard' and guess what they do. THEY GO OUT IN THE FLIPPIN' BLIZZARD. I swear this movie follows one strict formula and re-use old enemies because they can't be bothered to make new models. Kate and Humphrey are stuck in a bear den and the bears apparently don't hibernate.
We see King again with what's left of his companions and tries to eat the pups. Apparently this blizzard is so bad they go as far as cannibalism. THAT IS A NICE MESSAGE TO KIDS, TOTALLY. Towards they end they re-use every trope they possibly can from the other films and much like the 'Howlidays' they throw in a last minute Christmas montage.
There are so much wrong with this movie, the plot structure, the animation screw ups and the awful jokes. I swear, this is turning into the Land Before Time sequels, I pray to god they don't make it to 13 sequels.
Leo the Lion (2005)
Why?
Where do I start with this film? I found this through a friend and I had to watch it for myself to see how bad it really was. And I'm not gonna lie, this is the worst film I have ever seen; it sits right next to Foodfight and Coolcat.
The story was awful- it was trying too hard to be like The Lion King. Example; Parent dies, runs away then finds a new friend of the opposite species and they live in the jungle. Sound familiar? Not to mention the names; Eli Font? Really? Must of spent all night thinking about that one. Also, they kept adding in characters that are as flat and boring as a plank of wood, only for them to be offed off in the dumbest way yet. Literally it only took the chameleon to say 'Rise' and Uncle Lope was back to life, that was the more dumbfounding stupid fake out death in the history of movies. Also WHY did Savannah get with Leo in the end and create hybrid abominations. That is just straight up stupid, just because you can do it, means you shouldn't because the outcome was hideous. The last couple of minutes of the film was so rushed they literally had to rub in the fact that he's a vegetarian.
Now the animation looks like something tout of a beginners animator first project. It was hideous and with the most sickly color pallet ever. Whenever I see the colors In this movie I want to barf because they are so unnatural. It constantly reminded me that someone took the time to make is film.
This movies bad. The only reason why I have it at two stars is because it's something I can laugh at with friends. Don't take this film seriously.