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Traded (2016)
West Master Piece
Movie rocks rules... totally...highly highly recommend...thank you N! Amazing dialog super well done shot...the movie... ugly girl gets killed ( herpes all over face)...mom don't hang herself when pa gits that daughter back... cute angel Bo wont Never git laid gets snakebite reaching for honey out back...O ....so much killing --- hot rat trick thru stomach...amazing amazing auction...thank you N thank you N and B man gets kill he's black you in saloon Gambian fight...I mean I love this...Trump 2016! v french feminist. Real Good. Like in G. A+ I'm not supposed to shout. Not supposed to shout. Need ten lines. Need ten lines. Is this ten lines?
Gansin (2015)
Solid Porn & Gore
I watched this on N after watching the fairly lame but entertaining Eungyo...The Muse...another K outing. Really just trying to my mind off Britney Spears... she's still really hot...hotter than ever in fact... and now 35 old! Well, this was a vast improvement. The Sex here, really nice... accomplished... much better than PornTube or YouPorn. And the gore inventive I thought. Boy living back then in K must'V been a real rush! Love Historical Pieces. Still, though --- my mind staid on BS so it wasn't completely effective. Nevertheless Give it a ten for original gore and great porn. Man you guys want ten lines? You really like a lot of hocus pocus Kuhn?
Fall (1997)
"A scorching intense love affair." (plagiarized from L.A. Times)
Its all about the poetry. Its very poetic. I own the DVD and watch it when I'm sad and need some humorous, Love, life. Really I just wish the cab driver would recite his wild anxiety poetry to the star all night. Well he's better than C Bukowski and she sure as heck better than the driver. This comedy, at on the highest... level. Top Drawer. Thank you. I definitely believe in Love, personally. Flck off... you--- no taste in reviews. there. it got enough lines... did not go to college all the way anyway... I mean how many flocking lines do you need... to rite? Anyway. It got ten lines of text! I count them! YOU ARE JUNK I AM NOT. i AM NOT PADDING I AM WRITIN WRITIN WRITING!
Every Thing Will Be Fine (2015)
Writer Kills Punk With Care Improves Writing Skills
This blew my mind. I immediately sat down and began to write the poetry that will make me rich and famous!
It is a sad movie. One punk dies and they don't even show it! Shame on you Wim for not showing the gore!
The writer sleeps with the punk's mother. The don't have sex. She cradles him like a dog.
He can't make kids. He's senile middle aged---probably had his prostate removed when he was ten! Not virile. But writes novels that gets awards and gives him a fancy home and he's a chick magnet!
This show rocks.
Later someone pisses on his bed, but it makes no sense to me.
There's smiles and sunlight.
There's reading to ease panic.
This guy does not like writers. This he quotes.
Jack the Giant Killer (2013)
Jack destroys those whom oppose family values
All of asylum movies are perfect works of genius. This, Jack The Giant Killer, no exception. It is brilliant. I'm fortunate enough to watch if free on YouTube (not youporn not porntube-- YouTube!) and the computer I've currently borrowed (I'm broke...dog)...well its old and so there's a little image delay sound often too low to hear so I listen to BS cds in place of movie sound.... when I watch movies and videos online...anyway back to my review... Jack The Giant Killer is awesome. Deep psychology here. Surreal ideas. Great actress acting and actors too. DIALOG, dang hot if you ask moi. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! AND THEN WATCH Titanic 2. Its that good. Heavy. Far Out. My kinda deal. and yes i'm sober don't drink booze nor smoke pot nor take speed coke heroin nor psychadelics etc.-- that's why MY REVIEW is objective unlike others that diss this movie. (u should be ashamed)
Hush (2016)
Deaf dumb broad gets revenge
This movie was very funny. She lets out her inner animus and then after much tango...gets her desire. She is a writer after all. Writers are deaf and dumb and only listen to themselves and speak thru their weirdness (often to themselves). The message of this flick? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU REALLY REALLY WANT A GOOD TIME.
My review is not ready for submission? O boy, you IMDb you. I know. Cinephilia (ms? uh?) can be a serious pastime like being a director screenwriter, actress or actress or even reviewer.
FU.
Yes. I did watch the whole comedy on netflix. And yes. It was stupid. Not exactly Hitchcock. And surely not Andy Milligan.