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God's Creatures (2022)
A 100 minute self absorbed lecture....
If you have 100 minutes (thats 6,000 seconds) to burn, invest in something more enjoyable and purposeful than this movie. I am 56 and need to get a colonoscopy and in retrospect that would have been a better way to spend my evening. The procedure is uncomfortable and annoying but at least at the end of it I would have resolution regarding my colon health.
The acting was actually quite good but the story wasn't worth their solid effort. In fact, everything about the movie other than the actual plot was good. This was like a Phil Donahue show where he would self righteously say something insightful like "rape is a terrible act of violence" and everyone applauds while he smugly gazes directly into the camera. If you are young you will have to google that reference.
I would have preferred to simply agree with someone uttering the idea in a 60 second conversation, rather than investing my evening in a painful, inevitable March to the end of this film.
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (2016)
Politically Slanted Unwatchable Drivel
I regret that I wasted 23 minutes prior to changing the channel.
Now I need to fill in the other 9 lines so my review can post.... Unfortunately, the show was so uninteresting that I truly cant come up with more to say.
Here are a few things you could do with 23 minutes instead of wasting it watching this hot steaming pile of unimaginative tripe. 1) Clip your fingernails. 2) Clean your dogs glands. 3) Gather the garbage in the house and take it to the curb. 4)Run the dishwasher. 5) Will it post now? 6) It sure wont. I have to keep making scintillating comments. 7) Why am I still numbering random comments. 8) I am not sure but it takes a bit more space. 9)Anyway when I get to 10 I am going to click the preview button. 10) The end is near.....