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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
Overdone scares with no feeling
The only thing I can give the movie credit for is it's gore factor.
There's a lot of blood and moments where something happens and the characters get hurt but that is all.
There's no real scariness to it.
There's no tension or emotion from the characters.
Nothing really makes sense as to how the entity works or why it is where it is where it is.
It has a lot left to be desired.
Definitely not what you would expect when you think your watching an evil dead film.
I know I may have high expectations, because I grew up watching the older movie.
But this is just as us Aussies would say taking the piss.
We Can Be Heroes (2020)
Cringe fest
I struggled watching this, it's not even worth the nostalgia if you liked watching shark boy and lava girl as a kid.
It's a boring plot where everything is rushed and not thought out at all.
I think the only thing I liked about this movie is meeting guppy but that only lasts for about two minutes.
The character's emotional range goes from bad to worse and everything they tried to make funny falls far below the mark.
It's sad to say I wasted valuable time that I will never get back watching this dumpster fire come to fruition.
This was painful to watch and I wouldn't recommend it.
I'd rather watch a documentary at least that would be more entertaining then this.
Uncharted (2022)
Worth the watch
The movie reminds me of a modern Indiana Jones.
Tom holland is funny and interesting to watch on screen.
I am interested to see where the movies will go with all the possible content.
I wouldn't say this movie is for everyone though.
Fans of the uncharted series may feel like they don't like the way the main character has been portrayed.
This may be due to personal preference but I think Tom fit great as Nathan Drake and got his personality on point with what I have seen of the series.
I definitely recommend renting the movie out for yourself.
It's worth it.
Senior Year (2022)
About what you would expect
It's one of those no - brainer high school movies all about popularity and whatnot.
It was about as much as I expected but I did try to give it that chance to be something more but I guess what should I have expected?
Spoilers here
Normal coma type movie where the main character tries to go back to her old life and if doesn't work out until finally she accepts herself for who she is.
It's very cliché. There isn't any further motivation to really keep you watching.
It's dull, boring and already done a million times. I can't help but cringe at most of this movie.
I wish I never subjected myself to watching it.
What a ridiculous waste of time.
Swallow (2019)
It was meh for me
The storyline is pretty interesting.
But for the most part it's all pretty boring.
We meet somewhat lonely housewife hunter, who seems highly bored in her relationship with her wealthy husband.
She's pretty isolated and has some issues with you learn later on.
After finding out she is pregnant she starts trying to eat inedible objects which is really cringe to watch.
She keeps getting cockier with the things that she can swallow including batteries and thumbtacks.
Her husband and his family find out and pretty much try to get her some help, she denies having anything wrong with her. Which she obviously does.
We do learn the root of her issues towards the end of the film and she eventually leaves the relationship and aborts the baby after dealing with her issues .
Tusk (2014)
It's okay
Acting is pretty terrible.
It's okay for body horror but god some of the accents for these characters are absolutely annoying.
Somewhere towards midway they introduce some French character who's accent is awful and hard to understand (unless you've got subtitles).
It gives you an earache almost.
Se7en (1995)
Boring
Can't watch it without getting bored.
It's one of those movies that feels like it's just going on and on .
I usually like the crime mystery type movies but this one could've been paced a lot better.
Maya and the Three (2021)
A little rushed but overall good
So I really liked this show one thing is that it's too fast paced.
I understood what was going on but the story was just too rushed and left me questioning why things were happening so quickly.
-Like first she hates Zats next minute she's in love with him.
- her mother ends up pregnant while waiting for them and is already at 9 months during the war ?
-The characters are supposed to be outsiders and are able to talk they're people into going to war in the last arc only to have both the main characters (maya and zats die ?!) I was just so confused with how fast things happened within the storyline.
I really wished they just slowed down and took their time with this show.
It could've been so much better had they had done so.
Even though I liked it , it definitely could've been better.
Cinderella (2021)
Horrible used up musical
This movie was just a complete waste of time.
It's like this movies characters can only sing to communicate.
It's a rip off of every Cinderella story for obvious reasons.
(I get that it tried to add a new approach to the story)
The story was poor and completely off base.
I much prefer the original and least the songs in that movie are made for the movie not ripoffs of songs that already exist .