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Reviews
Murder-Set-Pieces (2004)
Murder-Set-Pieces: The Worst Movie Ever Made
Nick Palumbo may have made the worst movie ever. I'm not even joking. This movie isn't even good in the awful way, like i can't laugh even when I watch Tony Todd getting shot by some Nazi Ass-clown. Furthermore, none of the movie is even coherently strung together. For instance why does it matter that the German guy a descendant of a Nazi and what does 9/11 have to do with any thing. And the dialouge between the two pre-teen girls is the worst thing that ever existed. It's like when you watch two people shitting in each others mouths and trying to have a conversation at the same time. I want to kill myself every time I sit through this movie...Why have i sat through this movie more than once you ask? because my friends want to see the worst movie of all time and every single time they view it with me they agree, do not watch this movie under any circumstance in any condition
Feeding the Masses (2004)
Excellent Special Effects!!
Although nothing can compare to Vampires Vs. Zombies...in any realm of film making i will attempt to judge this movie.
Firstly, the special effects were breath-taking. When there was an explosion on the television screen i thought my entire house was going to explode, and when automatic machine guns were fired i thought the shells were landing on the floor right next to me. Simply stunning my friends.
But the scene when the Jack Black sound-a-like is giving the worst monologue i have ever heard i nearly killed myself, but don't worry since he was getting blazed in the movie he can pass his awful acting off on "I must be high". Seriously, he must have watched himself mindlessly babbling about non-congruent thoughts that make absolutely no sense and just added that he must be "high" to justify his awful acting. Well if you can say that to excuse terrible acting then if you talked to the writers, directors, executive producers, sponsors you will probably get the same response...seriously.
With a production team called "Shock-o-rama" i was shocked i didn't place a sawed-off shotgun in my mouth and ended my life after this shockingly terrible excuse for a movie was played.
If you want to see this movie, then you should be murdered
Yours Truly,
The General
Vampires vs. Zombies (2004)
I'll done up kill them zombies/lesbian vampires/ normal vampires/women named Bob
I have to say that i loved being a part of this movie. I'm telling you don't none y'all mess with me by writing a terrible review bout my movie, cause if you do I may or may not punch you in the crotch then stake you in the heart...and then finally cleave your head off your shoulders via an ax with a yellow handle. I mean this movie WAS NOT THAT BAD PEOPLE. I whooped on some lesbian vampires and then got infected with a disease that makes you immortal but some how got killed when i got hit in the back of the head with a concrete slab. Don't mind that it don't make no sense cause that's what this movie's all about. Not to mention that opening the door for the chick I thought was Carmilla simply that I could crowbar her in the forehead was probably the greatest scene in the history of film-making. This movie is the best movie I've ever acted in that is listed on IMDb.