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Xibalba (2017)
Slow, boring and goes whack a do at the end.
This movie starts 3 times, it has an opening crawl plus an exposition fairy moment and a cold open scene unrelated. This is the most action you will get for the next hour.
Look forwards to long "arty" shots on sea gulls, pointless drama about ex's and new loves and past dead loves. A fat lip alligator moment with horseback hold up men. The main character costume is terrible she is the low rent version of Lara Croft. There are only 2 women in the movie (of course the are the new love and old love of one of the men) that never speak to each other and it not a plot point. They just have no personality and no development.
The main character is also had no spine and every time she said no, Dr evil pants tells her that no she is wrong she will do it and she like yep sure.
The last 20 mins is crazy mad, makes NO sense both in the context of the movie and from a story telling point of view, continuity be dammed. The very end acts like it is going to get a sequel which is the most unbelievable thing.
but don't worry you get plenty of booty shots
Ba'al (2008)
Good fun Tele movie.
This movie is good fun, clearly love and care went into craft of this movie. It has it share of eye brow moments but overall it was clear and told a cohesive story. Very much enjoyed this movie. Great to watch with friends