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Abelhinhas (2007)
Ugh- yet another bad movie by these creators
This movie is really bad, and again another rip off of another good. First of all the animation is horrible. The eyes keep drifting off and the lips don't match the words they are saying at all. Also, the eye colors of the characters keep changing colors. All the scenery is plane and used over and over again. There are so many things wrong with the animation that I can't write it all down.
The voice acting and the scripts are awful. There is no emotion and no character in what they say at all. There are only a few voice actors in the movie and they just keep reusing the voices. The voices get really old. The scripts don't make any sense. I don't even know what's going on in the movie because all it is is just words without any meaning.
I don't even know what they are trying to make the movie about. Just please. You shouldn't watch this movie.
Ratatoing (2007)
Horrible
This movie is horrible. There are so many things wrong with it that I can't fit them into this box, so I will just say the main things. First of all the animation is so bad. Someone could make a better animated movie in their mom's garage on an old computer. Some of it is creepy ( almost all of it is creepy!) Towards the end of this movie there is a scene where a cat is chasing the mice. The cat is so disturbing that I almost ran out of the room in horror! Sometimes the cat is running on it's HIND legs. Some movies can pull that off, like having the animals run like humans. But this movie was no where near acceptable for that. It was horrifying. To top that off, the cat was like 7 inches tall, super fat, and it's mouth went into it's neck - and to have that thing running around on it's hind legs, you can see why I thought I would have nightmares.
Beside the horrible animation, you have to recognize that it is a complete rip off of Disney's Ratatouille. The only reason that they couldn't sue them is that on the cover it says 'inspired by Disney's Ratatouille.' Ugh.
The script, ugh, the script. And the voice acting, ughh. There is no emotion and no enthusiasm in the voices. The movie doesn't make any sense. The script is why nothing in the movie could ever make sense. And the plot, you could barely tell what the movie plot was, and half the movie is devoted to them standing around talking with the costumers, ( then again the movie was only 40 minutes long!)
The movie's ending didn't make sense. Like the cat became his friend or something and they got food. I can't even explain what the ending was because I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ENDING IS! It didn't make sense.
My advise is don't watch this movie. It is 40 minutes of your life that you can never get back.
Shark Bait (2006)
Bad
Honestly, this movie is just a poor rip off of Finding Nemo and other movies like that. Then they had jokes that they thought were funny, but I always knew what the punch line was going to be. They kept having this walrus guy who 'performed' or whatever he was doing, and everyone who watched the movie was just like "what?" because no one really knew what he was saying. Then they just had to bring that guy back at the end of the movie. Ugh. The animation was not good either. I mean it was not as bad as some thing I have seen, but it was not that good. It didn't have that shine and certain quality that other movie have. Also there were plot holes and errors. At the beginning of the movie his parents were killed ( sort of like what happened in Nemo :/) and they never really brought that up again. It just happened and that was that. A few times Pi and Cordelia went above the surface of the water and stayed up there way longer than fish can stay above water and live. Later in the movie when Pi was going to fight Troy his 'brother' Percy heard and showed up at the end to help, but they never established that he was coming to help. Believe me, there are many, many more plot holes. Keep that in mid when debating whether to watch this or not.
Ursinho da Pesada (2008)
Bad
This movie is not good. It's the direct opposite of good. There are some parts that aren't completely horrible, but otherwise it is not good. The script is way out of order and none of it makes sense. Spoiling, the panda is a dancer which has nothing to do with the plot. More spoiling, when he 'fights' his best friend bets against him to get the money and the panda looses the fight. What lesson is that to teach? To bet against your friends to get the money? Spoiling again, his teacher who at the beginning of the movie you thought was a karate teacher or something turned out to be his dance teacher. They thought it was a plot twist maybe, but really it was just a poor plot. The horrible animation made things way worse. When it came to a fast scene there was an error and it went slowly, and the movie is really short. I can't tell you to watch it or not to, but it's not good.
Gummi T (2012)
Not a Good Lesson
There was many things wrong with this film. One thing is that it had a bad lesson. In the movie, the boy is bullied hard. He tries to stand up for himself, but at the end of the movie it goes back to him getting bullied but with a new friend he made. So, the lesson is that it's better to get bullied with someone else then to get bullied by yourself. That is not a good moral. The lesson that they should be teaching children is that you can stand up for yourself and that you should, not to be okay with bullying as long as you're with someone else. That's my main problem with the movie. Other problems for me are that there are a few plot holes,and that the characters look gross. If you look at the females in the movie they have something OFF with them, you'll see what I mean. To sum it up it's not a great movie, but it's not the worst movie I have seen.
Leo the Lion (2005)
Bad as an Understatement
This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life, and the one movie that I thought was worse was 40 minutes long and from uploaded on Youtube. Anyways, this is a BAD movie. And when I say bad, I'm talking think of the worst movie you have seen- then lower that standard a lot then you have Leo the Lion.
The 'Heart of the Jungle' was in the middle of the desert, and at first was just like a palm tree and water, but then after they discovered the 'real' heart of the jungle it was still a let down. A rainbow carried them to the 'real' heart of the jungle, so you would think that maybe the heart of the jungle would be amazing, but it wasn't. I would actually consider the actual heart of the jungle worse than the entrance to it. The heart of the jungle was really just like a big, solid white lake around a tree. Also they had like two characters left over and they had to get rid of them, so they just wrote them off by saying 'they had to stay at the heart of the jungle until they were ready'- that's lazy writing.
Also leo is very emotional and unstable. Throughout the movie he is changing his mind constantly. One minutes he's happy and determined, the next he's sad and depressed. He has a lot of speeches through the movie, and it gets annoying after awhile. Also, he is a vegetarian lion. That is IMPOSSIBLE. Even if he wanted to be a vegetarian he couldn't. Lions are carnivores, they can't just decide they want to be a herbivore. They also made Leo scrawny. What is that saying to vegetarians? That if you are one then you automatically are scrawny and scruffy? That's not true, so I don't know why the makers of this are conveying that, it's an insult to all vegetarians.
One thing that bugged me what the jungle fire. How did that fire even happen? Did it just happen out of nowhere? You could say maybe the outsiders set it on fire, but even if they did how does that just happen? It is a wet, RAIN forest a fire doesn't just happen and spread everywhere that fast. Then when they returned for the wedding there was NO signs of a fire at all. Bad animation.
Lastly, at the end they made Maxamus and Leo run around chasing each other for like two minutes, time burner much?
I was just pointing out events in the movie, but overall the animation was awful, the scripting was awkward, and the plot was very, very confusing.
Thanks for reading this, and I hope you found this helpful.