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Workin' Man (2024)
Not funny at all
I gave this program a shot during the winter storm in the Pacific Northwest.
Not sure who likes this kind of comedy. I'm not some redneck trucker from the south and that's basically who he's playing to. The shrieks from the ladies must be because they are drunk at the show or it's fake laughing. Maybe it was a laugh track.
How many times does he have to say we're having a good time here? I wasn't. Turned this off after half a hour of nothing.
Lets see, he told jokes about smoking, chewing tobacco, tucking his shirt in, working at restaurants or as a salesman. Yeah, funny?
Thanks for wasting my time Netflix. Skip this one. 1/10.
Leave the World Behind (2023)
Would have been a 9 but
I hate Friends. Everything about that show makes me sick so... sorry, -1 for that. It could have been anything else but you had to go and end it with that stupid kid and her obsession and the theme song in the credits. Barf.
Loved the rest of the film. And I get the meaning and the irony and all that. Great acting, camera work was brilliant yet sometimes nauseating, the music put you on edge. The cg cars and deer weren't the best but probably good for the budget.
Would have been a different sort of twist if GH and his daughter didn't actually own the rental. That would have been a wild turn.
Outlast (2023)
Started ok, then...
Alpha team... you ruined the game with your immoral assholery to both other contestants and viewers. You are all garbage humans especially the final women. Your 'men back home' sure must be quality to have landed catches like you.
Netflix... if you do a season 2, maybe put rules in that says no destruction or theft eh? Oh wait, you want there to be no rules anything goes because it's edgy? Maybe contestants should just go in and torch camps while others are sleeping. Or worse.
Javier and others deserved better.
This was not fun to watch to the end. At least the right team won without being absolute garbage humans.
Bãhubali: The Beginning (2015)
Yuck.
Watched on Netflix with Hindi audio and English subtitles.
Ugh.
This movie makes no sense.
Let's start with this... It is the ultimate example of Indian men being super creepy trying to get the girl. Hell, men (ie boys) watching this will become incels immediately. It's no wonder the dating world is messed up.
The Abhorrent cgi... why is it that every time there is CGI we see CGI in the bottom left of frame? It's like a mark for the editors and they forgot to take it out.
Costumes and sets were ok.
Acting... yikes. The Hindi audio track doesn't line up with the words spoken. It's like watching Kung Pow Enter the Fist.
What's up with the old dude with the Deadpool baby hand?
Why did I agree to watch this?
3 hours wasted.
Perfect Match (2023)
Addictive trash
I will freely admit that when I start watching shows like this drivel I finish it through even though I know I shouldn't. Netflix is full of them. All these people came from other shows. Only The Mole is worthy, the rest are garbage.
90% of the contestants are from these categories:
Alcoholic
Bipolar
Abused as a child
Abused by a past partner
Left at the altar in previous show they came from
Addicted to being a trash tv celeb/social media celeb
The show doesn't understand what it wants to be. One the surface they are trying to create perfect matches in an unrealistic vacation fairy tale environment, but then in game rules create drama so that perfect matches are nearly impossible to create.
Most of the men on this show are awful. All of them are looking for validation or a quick piece of ass. Some freely admit they aren't looking for anything long term. So producers, why the F are you casting them???
The same goes for some of the women but more of them seem ready to commit and settle down.
Maybe cast people that aren't from previous shows and definitely not models who are superficial?
Glass Onion (2022)
It was... ok
Watched on Netflix last night. Part of the problem with both films is that they break away from traditional whodoneits and reveal, imo, too much midway. It ruins the suspense for the rest of the film.
For this one there were many issues. It was predictable who the 'villain' was from almost the beginning. The puzzle boxes were clearly not based in reality and even with the group working together you can't convince me that all of them knew morse code. The girl with the hammer had the right idea. Kate Hudson's character wouldn't be able to hear people on speaker phone at that party. At the end of the film the survivors seemed apathetic at the fact that the killer shot at one of them and murdered two others. But smash some glass and burn the place down? Ok, if that's all you need.
The acting and script was fine. A few characters weren't needed - Hudson's assistant and the random groundskeeper dude that showed up just for comedy. This could have been so much more. Disappointed.
Death Hunt (2022)
Better than some amazon direct to video films lol
George Lucas, Peter Fonda and Tom Arnold hunt down a couple they kidnap. Why? Because The Most Dangerous game inspired a crap writer and crew to make this.
Spoilers:
Arnold gets hit in the face with a tree branch and has his guns taken. Except not all of them. So hero guy gets shot up and killed. Then the heroine takes each one out. First Fonda is shot up in the legs. Then Arnold takes multiple shots point blank. Finally she shotguns George Lucas in the chest because Jar Jar Binks and then blows him up in a cabin with multiple sticks of dynamite. "It wasn't personal", poor George says before becoming red paste.
Just another gun happy hunting film except not very good. 4/10 for the lookalike actors.
The Lost City (2022)
Boring and painful
Sandra is better at dramatic roles. Tatum can't act. Pitt was fun but limited. The film? Boring and unfunny. Whoever wrote this, please stop and find something else to do.
Death Trip (2021)
Wtf?
What was that?
I can't.
Even.
Someone turn the violin off.
Snowspeeder?
Dog?
Random script? Who wrote this?
You left your boot on the frozen lake... why?
What?
No.
Sigh...
Queen of the Amazon (2021)
Yikes. 2/10
Go to 28:30 and see the fastest shirt removal of all time in which takes zero seconds.
It's bad editing/continuity like this that ruins a film completely when the script and acting suck.
One point for decent cinematography. That's all.
"Throw all the machetes overboard!", the baddie says.
Later when he is lead by one of the boat captains they have a machete to use while trekking through the jungle.
/facedesk
I can't. 2/10.
The Stay (2021)
Poster art
So... which was made first? The poster with four people and stairs leading to a log cabin with a second floor attic? Or the film with a spanish ranch one story in what looks like wine country?
Jfc this movie sucked but I let it play straight through because I'm a sucker for consuming film, even bad ones like this.
Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill (2022)
Half of it was decent.
Burr was ok. The women scared me especially the second one. I was eating dinner watching this just going wow wtf? Jesus! The musical numbers and the people signing in the audience sucked too.
Encanto (2021)
Pass it
I had family telling me amazing things about this one that somehow I missed when it was new. Gave it a shot tonight.
The visuals were outstanding. The instrumental music was great. That's where the positives and the enjoyment ends for me.
1st, the whole film I couldn't understand what the main character's name was. Isabelle? Mmmmbelle? Miabelle? No it's Mirabelle. Awful name for latinos to pronounce clearly.
The first song went way too long and even though I love the Hamilton musical, the song writer LMM misses here. The fast rap speak stuff has no place in a Disney animation when you can't understand 75% of the lyrics.
A couple songs are in Spanish which is fine but mean nothing to an English audience. Why change the language halfway? Make it all Spanish and use subtitles or don't.
The story was weak. Why were they fleeing? Who killed the grandfather and why? Why is the magic dying? Shouldn't everyone's special abilities go away too if it's disappearing? What about the mountains that appeared?
Ugh. Coco and Moana are far superior films with great music and emotional moments. This one not so much.
The Bubble (2022)
I laughed once.
Where were the comedy writers for this comedy? So bad. I giggled at the "stop being Benedict Cumberbatch" drug scene and that's it. The rest of this was a waste of time.