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Grease 2 (1982)
My 3 decade hesitation to watch was justified
So, I have watched a lot of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax movies where the film is epically bad but intended to be a real movie, a good movie. Usually it fails miserably which leads to hilarious commentary generations later. Usually due to low budgets, bad and/or unknown actors, directors, ect. But still, they would try. Grease was a huge hit. The sequel was perfectly timed. Two years after the original wasn't too delayed, yet plenty of time to get a sequel right with all the advantages they could get their hands on that most terrible movies can't. There was not one single aspect of this disaster movie that was even doable. The songs were completely pointless, often totally out of place, horrendous lyrics, not catchy in the least, and a crushing letdown seeing as how the entire point of this is that it's a musical. None of the characters are likable. Cause & effects mean nothing in this one. The entire storyline was bad and embarrassing. Why is no one seeing that James Dean Clark Kent over there in the goggles is the new guy that for some reason is so immediately relevant? Steph in particular knew him and hung out with him out of "disguise". She's going to recognize him even with goggles on. Voices are also a thing. It's also completely unexplained where he suddenly got the bike and skills to ride the bike apparently better than everyone else. Isn't that the opposite of what he said at the beginning? In the end, everyone believes he's dead... but why?? That never once was attempted to be explained. Everyone at the scene can see with their eyes he was not killed or even injured. His body wouldn't vanish once his heart stops. Come on now. Then if they believe he died in a crash and went invisible once he crashed... why would they not so much as inform the police, ambulance, his family, or anything? Everyone just went on with their lives, and no one even acknowledged he ever existed. Not the school, his family, anyone. Except for he and Steph having a whole spirits-reunited sequence together! Only to find out what we already knew: He's alive and well all along! Then why was his spirit dancing and singing with Steph in the afterlife?! It's truly a painful movie to try to watch alone sober. Don't even try it that way. Also, the majority of 10/10 reviews are clearly trolling. Dripping sarcasm. No one who understands why Grease was so good would think the sequel was anything short of an abomination.
Saw 3D (2010)
Rifftrax level awful
And I don't mean how they occasionally take a massively successful movie and have fun with it. I mean one of those movies where they are so totally self unaware of how awful it is in every way, and you have to watch it with your head in your hands because you're really embarrassed, and frustrated. Where to begin?
The movie begins with a public trap. Just out in the open for everyone to see. Ssooooo... how was it set up? How did whomever set it up at this point gain access to that business? What happened once it was time for that business to open? The "players"? How would anyone know who they are, and why would they care about a love triangle? B-movie stuff.
Gordon returns at a survivors meeting. They treat him like The Joker. Green light & all. So, after all these years, they revealed he never died. Ok. Back into the shadows with him.
The new cop, Gibson? Who somehow isn't new at all and has a long history with Hoffman. And we missed that in all prior movies... how? One of the worst acting performances you can see in a real movie. Unbelievable that they made him into a main character cop.
You'll have noticed by now that the blood in this movie is pink. Legitimately pink. No need to adjust your sets. Your eyes work fine.
The series of games the fake survivor had to play to reach his wife. Alrighty. Is it a coincidence that every single member of his fraud crew was extremely unintelligent and impossibly annoying? The one chick's game where all she had to do was be quiet for one minute to survive? She listened to the duration of the tape. The voice said, if you raise your voice, you will be killed almost instantly, and being quiet means a likely survival. The moment the game officially began, she started a blood curdling and bewildering scream. Huh?! Nothing was even happening to her yet, and she was JUST warned that being loud will result in her death. Why won't she stop screaming?! And his best buddy that was blindfolded and the noose thing around his neck? Is this a practical joke? Listen to his dialogue! **walking on the planks, he kicks some glass bottle that falls and shatterd below.** He repeatedly screams "What was that?! What was that?!" Again, he knows there is a strict time limit. He knows the rules. He also has ears and knows he kicked some pointless glass item to the floor below, and that it has no impact to his situation. So, why the time wasting and overacting?? The fake "So close, yet so far away!" on the key situation. And once the main fraud had the key, what was he supposed to do with it? He can't get all the way to his so-called buddy. Even if it was successfully thrown to his buddy, what was HE supposed to do with it? He couldn't unlock it regardless. Just dumb.
Does anyone know why Fraud's wife was put into her situation, and ultimately murdered? Did I forget something from past movies? I thought Jigsaw didn't put innocent people into death traps? That mother & son from the prior movie was only there to either kill or forgive the insurance guy. Complete with Jigsaw's apologies. The fraud's wife knew nothing of the scam. Why kill her, and then never explain what happened to her husband, A. K. A. The dude who was actually "playing the game"?!
So, Hoffman successfully hunted down and killed Jill, as well as the entire police force, apparently. Hoffman is attacked SECONDS later by 3 pig faces who were waiting for him in the exact spot he walked into. The first pig removes his mask. It's Gordon. Alright. Cool, I guess. He's getting his revenge. Sweet, now let's see the other 2 remove their masks... but first, let's delve into explaining how Gordon got here. It is revealed he was saved by John/Jigsaw, nursed back to health, and with ZERO resistance, was recruited by John. Hmm. Makes no sense, but what's new? In the "recap", John instructs Gordon to look after Jill. Um, what? When did he ever look after Jill? Literally never. John said if something does happen to her, to act on John's behalf. Hmm. Ssoooo, this is him acting on John's behalf? Why did he let Jill die without ever once trying to save her if he cared that much about her and/or John? He literally let Hoffman kill her, which is how Gordon and the 2 pigs knew to wait where they waited to ambush Hoffman.
The movie ends by him locking Hoffman in the same bathroom as before. I have not received any answers over the last 20 years as to what the bathroom is supposed to be. Unbelievably confusing. It even has electricity, a tub, is huge, and is over the top filthy. Dead bodies everywhere, and has stayed undetected for YEARS. Zero logic. So, the movie ends with the same "Game over" as always, and a shut door. Not one mention of the other 2 pig masked people.
I also need to point out one giant plot hole. The survivor's meetings would require someone looking into their stories. These are major crimes. Fraud's wouldn't be able to exist. The main fraud in this one would have been found out immediately. Gordon has apparently been out, living his life as well when not assisting John (Along with who knows how many others at this point), and no one thought to investigate? It would have led to the bathroom. They can tell he was never at any other trap locations. Hell, maybe police leave all trap locations as is, forever. Remember when Strahm revisited the barbed wire trap in Saw V? Despite that game happening long ago, the trap and everything in it was fully in tact, minus the body. Couldn't be sillier.
So, needless to say, this is the worst Saw movie. I have not yet seen Jigsaw, but will. I'm sure it'll be bad, but bad is the new good. See: The Bear.
Raise the Titanic (1980)
I guess it's ok for 1980
With that said, I still don't really understand how science wouldn't have been able to tell us before the 1985 discovery that the ship would very obviously be in 2 pieces, that the smoke stacks couldn't possibly be standing, that the impact with the ocean floor alone would badly damage both pieces, heck, that the glass dome above the grand staircase would have broken. Some of these things, you wouldn't have needed to even see Titanic to know, because to an adult it's common sense. So, for 68 years, that ship sat 100% in tact on the ocean floor, and just floated back up because they set off some explosives? What kept the ship floating at that point? Titanic sank because of massive holes. They didn't address that in the movie. So, I suppose it's interesting enough for the time. I just don't know if the science stuff was seriously not figured out up to that point or if they ignored it so they could make the movie.
The Bear (2022)
I don't get it.
There is such little substance in this show. It's just restaurant drama taken to the extreme, and I don't get why anyone would care. Everyone is just annoying, and it's not easy to even figure out what their beef is at any given moment. I have to believe that the insane rating this show gets is bolstered by the criminal from Shameless that women seem obsessed with. So, I think it's more about him than anything else. Now they have forced in a model who is also a doctor who randomly bumps into him in a grocery store, and she is also instantly obsessed with him. Again, it is not apparent why. As I'm typing this, everyone is standing in the empty restaurant screaming at each other as the Carmy obsessed model doctor stands by his side in dreamland. Every word model doctor says is in extremely thick flirtanese, and I do not know what they are drawing it out for. She would obviously already have partner(s) if she is this open for business, and looking like that. And, again, doctor?? Really. Bottom line is that this is very much in the running for most overrated show of all time.
Fear the Walking Dead: More Time Than You Know (2023)
Wash, rinse, repeat
This show is utterly abysmal. I can't believe that the brilliance of the first 3-4 years of The Walking Dead has led to what we see before us now. How are there people refusing to acknowledge how bad it is? There is literally zero effort. Or you can look at it like how Bruce Willis after getting sick did a couple dozen movies without taking a break. All extremely low budget other than whatever he made, with atrocious writing and acting from everyone, and he sometimes filmed separately from the rest of the cast, and they made the rest of the movie around his footage. All the while he is deteriorating on screen right in front of us. That's what this show and pretty much franchise as a whole has become. They have even begun resorting to digital SINGULAR walkers. Not just making a small group into hundreds by copying them. The characters teleport, and there's no inspiration or reasoning for their actions. The conversations are painful and illogical. Yes, illogical beyond dead people rising up to eat the living. They didn't even think it was necessary to have a walker bite Grace... they simply told us it bit her, when it clearly did not bite her or anyone, and never came close to doing so. Remember when Morgan yet again got the jump on 2 men armed with automatic rifles? Morgan killed one of the men... by simply putting his arm around that man for 3-4 seconds. Didn't make one effort to even appear to be squeezing, or even around the neck in general. Why are you not insulted, people?
Fear the Walking Dead: King County (2023)
Oh, dear lawd
This... this is truly a new low. I am so frustrated. This show and the whole universe, really, has gotten so utterly absurd in every way. I dread every new episode, but I watch because the early days of the original and even this one meant so much to me. This episode was so, so awful. I had to watch in increments, taking breaks to talk to myself, head in hand, about how unwatchable this was and how much that fact bums me out. Each time I resumed, it got worse. I'll probably leave something out, but this is what comes back to me right now...
1. How were we supposed to know the current story is taking place back in Atlanta, or the immediate surrounding area?! Did they just casually drop that on us? Why?
2. What are they even talking about regarding coded messages that somehow everyone knows about, even Dwight and his psycho wife? Did I miss what form these messages came in? And Mo sent them and not Morgan?? How would she have a clue where exactly he'd be? Random graffiti wouldn't reveal those kind of answers to a little girl. That is just silly. I don't even care. It's just implausible, and they they keep pretending little kids are genius adults.
3. Morgan sat right on the porch area, explaining the entire situation to Mo & Grace, motioning toward the front door of the home where he said his son's animated dead body remains on the other side, mere feet away. He gets up to finally put his son to rest. Dwight & psycho chick roll up. They make their demands, threaten his life if he doesn't immediately cooperate. As soon as Dwight sees Mo & Grace, everything changed. Dwight tells Morgan to leave, and he will fake their deaths for Padre. Morgan says no, as not to put Dwight & Psycho's son in danger. All of a sudden, Morgan gets violent against Dwight. No explanation. Morgan, Mo & Grace run to a different house for some reason, while Dwight yells to follow & catch them... HUH?! I thought Dwight was ok with them leaving and he was confident his plan to fake their deaths would work? So, the trio gets into the new house to hide from Dwight & Psycho... where we quickly find out THIS is the house from episode 1 of The Walking Dead. But... huh?!? Morgan literally was just on the porch of another home saying his kid was just inside, and we could hear him. I would have to assume that was his home from that previously mentioned first episode, because that is how they presented it. Once inside the new home, Morgan starts announcing where everything is in the house... as if he'd remember that. Grace asks how he is familiar with that house... he tells her he lived there with his son. With that, the camera pans out to reveal to some familiar things we saw with Rick in episode 1 of the original. It was a major reveal. Again, I ask HUH?!?!?! We already knew he was going to that house! He was always very clear about that. No pun intended. Grace reacted in horror. Despite how he has just explained in great detail that this is where he was going all along. The question remains: what was the other house?! Why were they on that porch, preparing to put down the walker on the other side of it?? And where was Morgan's kid if THIS is the house he lived in with him?! Ugh.
4. Anyway, Dwight, Psycho, and other Padre goons try to murder everyone in the house by burning it down. Still not making sense there. The trio comes up with some plan to kill all the walkers outside, and get to the truck. And why would no one have taken that truck yet? In fact, why had no one gone through any of these houses to take things like food, guns, ammo? Zero logic to be found. Once outside, Morgan can't shoot anything despite the walkers almost killing his family. He keeps seeing his dead wife as a walker, which he already knows isn't real. They did this bit again and again and again and again and again in this episode. Mo runs into the house they just came from to escape the walkers. Mo & Grace are captured. Dwight says to prove why Morgan is there, and no one will get hurt. Alrighty.
5. They enter house #1, all together. There was no walker(s) on the other side of the door. No walkers to be seen. When they find one, it's some rando. He does find his dead wife he had put down all those years ago. He covers her up. His son not being there, means Padre will murder him. I'm still not seeing much of a connection there. Regardless, Dwight saves the day yet again despite often being the bad guy causing the trouble. Again, same old bit. Dwight can't seem to make up his mind on killing Morgan, nor on if his son is in imminent danger or not. Randomly, Dwight gets on the radio and tells his son to magically knock out Padre's sister. If it was that easy, what were they waiting for? What was the purpose of everything else? So, Dwight & Psycho wife leave the trio alone.
6. In house #2, Mo is burning to death in a fire started by a flair much, much, much earlier. This show has already decided that timelines mean nothing, so this isn't a surprise. Mo has had a walkie the entire time, but she decided to wait until Morgan got back in touch to let him know she was going down in flames, and she even knew the exact cause. Morgan goes to rescue her, only to continue the bit about seeing his walker wife everywhere. Again, he knows it's not actually her, but he's willing to let current love ones die anyway. We then find out Morgan's son was chained up, upstairs of house #2. He does eventually get up there and put him down. Fine. But need I point out how the creators of this universe have clearly stated that walkers are not eternal, and do starve to death? Morgan's kid looked fresh & lively... chained up for nearly 2 decades.
7. We are now outside, house burned down, but other houses unaffected despite them all touching. It is dead silent. Pun a little intended. As Mo picks up a photo album that is the only thing not burned to ashes (ABSURD), the silence is broken as a burned up walker is suddenly super animated and loud, despite it not having the ability to control that. For the last time, walkers are not capable of surprise attacks. Just stop. Morgan & Grace freak out, and put the walker down, frantically checking Mo for bites. But we saw that Mo was not bit. We watched her not get bit though. You understand? We saw the walker the entire time, and it never came close to biting anyone. But guess what?! SWERVE! Grace has been viciously bit. Clothing torn to shreds, a big 'ol chunk of her side gone. But... I JUST told you how we saw that the walker's face was nowhere near anyone in order to bite them at all, let alone tear them shreds like a pack of wolves. Not one person involved in making this and editing this thought to not have a bite like that when no one got bit?? This is just crazy. This show and the entire Walking Dead universe is such low quality, to the point every episode should have Rifftrax commentary attached.
I will end by pointing out another fact the franchise ignores. Age. Does Morgan look 60-something to you? Does he act 60+? Literally none of the characters have aged a day. Madison must be the hottest 60 year old on Earth. And no makeup on top of it. Amazing. And the way her destroyed lungs are fine 90% of the time. Fascinating. Daniel... Daniel. He would be about 80 years old right now. That added to how his dementia had completely taken over 7 years prior... so, the fact he's sharper than ever now means... what, exactly? They just changed their minds on giving him dementia/alzheimer's? They care that little about the product that they'll just pretend something that major didn't happen? I'm disappointed in those of you giving this high ratings when you would know it makes no sense whatsoever if you actually pay attention. They are insulting you, genius.
Scream VI (2023)
Dude, what??
First of all, what is with the characters LITERALLY ignoring definitely fatal stab wounds?! And when I say wounds, I mean, sometimes a couple dozen gaping holes gushing blood. No matter what, they just pretend they were never stabbed, and they continue on with the ever-confusing storyline. I'm talking, minutes after being brutally murdered beyond any doubt, they are just sitting around, having conversations and laughing. Absolutely nothing is believable in this movie. The whole series, really, but none moreso than this one. Another obvious thing that needs to be asked: Do the makers of this know the difference between real life and the "Stab" movies? And the theater? Who owned the theater this whole time, and no one noticed it full of murder weapons and other evidence? No one noticed all of that evidence was missing? The cop has a working gun, yeah? Why does he pass on all opportunities to shoot the sisters in the final theater segment? He proves himself to be an amazing shot, as he displayed by shooting what are clearly not people right in what would be the heads. That was the movie's way of saying he thought Sam and Jade were disguising themselves as plastic or whatever?! Overwhelmingly confusing. The fire on the projector screen that lasted for minutes, right at the perfect time?? I thought the projector was playing a "Stab" movie?! If I try to think of every detail they got wrong, I will never stop typing. Bottom line is that this was very poorly made. Not even a Neve appearance. Hopefully this is the end of this mess. Not everything needs a sequel, and if you try it anyway and it fails, take the hint and don't make 6+ of them. They're counting on dummies who aren't smart enough to realize anything is wrong.
From (2022)
I mean...
I think I am being so generous by giving 5 stars. But... am I? Am I giving it too little? Too many?? How would I know, exactly? What is going on in this show? People do notice that nothing ever makes any sense, right? Literally all actions that all characters have at all times. There's no logic to them, and the teen girl is always freaking out about something, but it legit seems like it's her character doing it instead of the actor. Like they aren't trying to make it seem real, in real life. Hard to explain, but so is everything in this show. On to the "monsters". Anyone care to explain what they are, why they look like VERY specific people, and why ZERO characters have questioned that? Then, why would anyone allow the monsters inside when they know they will be killed? I'm saying, they do it in a non-suicide way. When the bus arrives, the people on it all react in ways that again don't match the situation. Remember how when the older chick shot out the tires, some bus riders ran away? They ran and ran. Some hid in buildings, then proceeded to have conversations that didn't match what just happened or is happening. Remember how when nightfall came and the monsters were walking around, dressed very obviously in ways regular humans would not be dressed at that time? The bus people who ran away and are yet still wondering around right outside the diner begin shaking the hands of the monsters. Erm... come again? They were just specifically explained to that these things will come murder them at night if they don't take shelter in the diner with the others. That, AND they are only outside because they are afraid of the townspeople. Soo... why are they shaking hands with who they now believe are more townspeople? Why are the monsters shaking hands with humans? I thought they want to kill humans. This dates back to the monster at the window who seduced that guy. It finally convinced him to let "her" in, even though it is understood that it will kill him and everyone in that huge house. He opens the window... and the monster talks to him... makes out with him. Even made sure the window was safely latched so no other monsters could come in. Why?! Aren't these things trying to gain access to people so they can kill them? The monsters aren't supposed to know there is an audience, so why all the extras? How about the teleportation thing where the sheriff went through the tree and wound up in what appears to be a very large chimney? The reason he got out is because there was a man with a raspy voice just outside the opening of the chimney, yet somehow still indoors. That man literally tossed the sheriff a long rope to use for climbing. One the sheriff successfully climbed out... the raspy voiced man was there... securely chained to the wall, so weak he couldn't move if he wanted to. The man never explained how he got there, or how he magically tossed the rope. Worse yet? The sheriff wasn't even curious on how he tossed that rope. He simply proceeded to try breaking him free. Did everyone stop wanting to get out of there, by the way? So what if there was a storm that made them cut the radio experiment short? How about the next day where there is no storm? And was I not supposed to notice that this tremendous storm was over in seconds from the climax? Literally a bright, windless, sunny day... while all residents are wet and on to the next storyline. What happened to the storm, and the radio plan? This situation has existed for years by this point, yeah? So..... where's all their supplies coming from? Food, more outstanding than anything else. All these things keep popping into my head. There's really no end. I know some things just didn't come to me in the moment. A final note on the teleportations... remember when Victor showed the little kid how that worked? Literally showed him by taking a rock, throwing it into the tree hole, and the rock coming back into the area from another direction. He follows that up by saying something like, "The problem is, you never know where you will end up." Well, Victor, if you never know where you will end up, how did you know the rock would be thrown into the area you were standing in with the kid? How would he know the rock wouldn't wind up in a chimney? So, yeah, I think 5 is very generous considering there was extremely little thought put into this show. There's nothing inappropriate about pulling on some strings when you are the audience.
Tales of the Walking Dead: Blair/Gina (2022)
I was wrong...
I recently said that I was confident Tales of the Walking Dead would be consistently better than American Horror Stories, which is the exact same type of spinoff show. Well, that was my bad. This is the single worst Walking Dead universe episode. Bar none. What can be said on critiquing it? Does there not have to be positives in order to critique something? What in the hell was going on? Why do they keep stealing a tanker? A full tanker that wouldn't exist due to their being no gas. And wouldn't other people who need gas care about this tanker? Why does it keep blowing up every time they go back there after waking up in the office? Even when nothing happens to the tanker, it blows up. Why is the crazy old lady boss smoker chasing the blonde to stop her from doing anything in the first place? We care about these characters... why? That's already a big drawback to this type of show. If you are going to do this, do stories on characters we have learned about already, across various timelines. This doesn't work. We have Alpha/Lydia coming up next week. That's more like it, yet I can't help but think they'll mess it up. The creators, writers & directors of Walking Dead shows seem to have lost their intelligence over the years.
Resurrection (2022)
Yikes
This is a perfect example of having some great actors having their hands tied by an abomination of a script. I get nervous when seeing movies like this because it reminds me how dangerously close to having no more new plots we are due to the quantity floating around out there. This is a movie you would have to Google the ending just to try to understand what was even going on... that is, if you cared. Which I'm not sure why you would since they clearly did not.
Better Call Saul: Waterworks (2022)
I'm just not getting it
I don't need the unpleasant to watch black & white in 2022. I believe people think they're smart by "liking" that. With that said, I do not care about the exact details of how boring Kim's life has become post-Jimmy. All of the fans are very aware this show is almost over, and it is a major bummer when you start to realize early on that it's going to be mostly boring filler content, with only one episode to go. Yes, it's cool & all to see Jessie. And for her to talk with Jimmy. But what did that total? 6-7 minutes combined, with much of it just an awkward silence? A couple minutes of Kim overacting fake crying on the bus? Why do we need to see that, honestly? The reason I comment is because the ratings shown here average a 9.8. Do people not understand that to give a 10, it should be some of the best content ever created? These late episodes of Better Call Saul are not top of the line content by any stretch. Again, I think people feel smart watching this show, and they won't notice or admit when the quality is down. Anyway, the summary of how they are ending the show seems to be that Jimmy has continued being a career criminal in the years following Breaking Bad. Again, seeing the exact details of his petty crimes in black & white isn't that interesting. Some of the worst television I've seen came when they spent an entire episode showing him training 2 beginners how to steal clothing... in black & white. Why in the world would I or any if us care? He's always been a criminal who knows how to get away with everything. Perhaps the big payoff is that he gets himself killed like everyone else. One can hope.
The Lie (2018)
Are you kidding me?
How can this be rated so highly?? The decisions made by everyone throughout the entire eye-rolling time were completely ridiculous and not connected to reality in any way. Yes, the dead girl being alive could be a twist at some point, but not like this! My eyes can't go back any further. Don't even the actors themselves ever ask any questions or do they always just do exactly what they are told, even if it means they don't actually know what their own portrayed characters are supposed to be thinking? So, when the dad went to the "dead" girl's house to plant her cell phone in order to set her dad up, WHY would he turn it on?? So, they think the cops will be like, "Gotcha! You thought you outsmarted us but we caught you with the smoking gun! BOOM!", then he gets booked, sentenced, and imprisoned, story over? OK, so why would dead girl's dad turn her phone on right before burying it then, when for all those days the police know the phone was off? The phone magically turned itself on? Dead girl's dad is the dumbest on Earth and wouldn't know the police can see the phone being on? I could go on pretty much forever. There was no part of this movie that made sense, and it is scary proof that writers & directors are totally out of material thanks to streaming services that merely need quantity at any cost.
American Horror Stories: Aura (2022)
An unfortunate swerve...
... essentially right off a cliff shortly after the second half of this episode began. Little made sense, and the timeline didn't match up. 2002 was 20 years ago. And yes, the technology displayed shows the episode did not take place in the past. So, no, the deceased woman wasn't his fiance. Is he eternal? Apparently not. Though I would still appreciate an explanation on why a human turned to dust for no reason. Anyway, the writing wasn't very good, and they had to force the acting to try to cover it up. Clearly, there is good & bad about having each episode stand alone vs an entire season of the same story.
Stranger Things: Chapter Seven: The Massacre at Hawkins Lab (2022)
Amazing episode
I have never rated an individual episode of this show until now. This one was an entire movie-length, and was quality throughout. Also, keeping my interest for that long straight is not easy. This episode was not only well acted, well written, full of action, but it answered multiple long-standing questions I have had about the series from the start. I haven't finished an episode of anything in a really long time thinking and talking about it the way I have with this one, for days straight. Thank goodness we don't have to wait 3 more years for the next 7!
South Park: The Streaming Wars (2022)
Completely unwatchable
On mere history alone I give it a 2. There's nothing funny about South Park anymore. Anyone who says otherwise are just saying it because it's trendy to hate on a certain group of people, regardless of accuracy or right vs wrong. Anyway, every South Park episode, special, or whatever they call it these days are exactly the same, and what made South Park what it became is now completely dead; not just in a coma. It's a jokeless, woke mess. Use SNL for reference.