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Reviews
Hype House (2022)
Social medias trashiest and most untalented wannabe "celebrities" unite.
Who watches this and actually enjoys it? It was definitely made for drugged up, vapid space cadets. Its like a science project of putting the worst humans on a program to showcase how trashed the human race is becoming. Puts into perspective as to why social media influencers need to fade to black, they're a s h i t stain to society.
Ascendant (2021)
What a waste of time
Seriously this movie was terrible. I'd rather watch paint dry than even attempt to rewatch to even understand what was going on. Absolutely confusing, no plot, and just constant crying from the lead actress, no action nor explanation of her powers or what she can do etc. Don't waste your time, this one's really bad, like terribly boring.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Set it and forget it
Way too much sprinkled with corny jokes (all the jokes were terrible) and revisited Spider-Man PTSD melodrama. This was like a Spider-Man telenovela with all the crappy villains from the crappy Spider-Man multiverse. They waited too long for this one btw, Toby Maguire looks rough.
Midsommar (2019)
Midsommer is the pumpkin spice lattes of horror movies
I find the people who adore and label this movie as a horror "masterpiece" are the same people who wait for Starbucks to release those disgusting seasonal pumpkin spice lattes. There's nothing disturbing about this movie. It's a pretentious piece that attempts to oversimplify absolutely nothing. I was so bored tried to like it but it's absolute trash. As an avid horror fan who's seen almost every horror movie imaginable I'd say this one belongs at the bottom of the list. I'd only play it to fall asleep to.
Pig (2021)
Never thought I'd cry over a Nick Cage movie
It was good, really good. Wholeheartedly cried. Never thought it be over a Nick Cage movie especially over a pig but d*mn, they did good on this one. It's worth the watch and I see Nick Cage in a new light.
Demonic (2021)
The Cell remake through the eyes of the blind and drunk.
What a waste of Michael Rogers creepy talent (Beyond the Black Rainbow).
Neill Blomkamp literally copied the entire concept of The Cell except for its beautifully disturbing vibe and gorgeous cinematography.
Waste of time and brain cells. If you're not familiar with Beyond the Black Rainbow or the Cell than just spend your precious time watching those two films. You won't miss much from this one as its unoriginal and tired.
Dave Chappelle: The Closer (2021)
Pure honesty, Dave says what the majority is thinking.
Dave is a master at his craft. This special was hilarious and hit so many points in todays social climate especially hitting the target with that community who shall not be named or else they get into their feelings.
I totally understand why he will take some time off. That privileged community has a volatile history of attempting to ruin anyones life for shedding light into their questionable "woke" antics.
Either way, Dave said what A LOT of people are thinking, just can't say for themselves otherwise they get labeled "phobics".
Hopefully, this special will open that communities eyes. Maybe they can see they're doing more damage to themselves pushing their hurt feelings and agendas onto others who don't even care nor asked.
Either way, the honesty Dave shared was much needed.
Hubie Halloween (2020)
Someone needs to stop Adam Sandler
Listen, I love all his classics but at this point he's doing the same ol' gig and it's insulting to comedy. Nothing about this movie was funny and I guess it's cute he was making references to his classics but I'd rather watch Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison ect than this pile of you know what. The basics will love it tho, so pat on their heads.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
I get it but blah blah blah
Everyone who gave this long, pretentious "art" project a rating of 8, 9 or 10 should be given the pat on their backs they're pandering for. The movie is slow and boring, not as witty and clever as the hipsters would like you to believe. What a joke but a nice kill of time during quarantine, can't wait to forget about this art project.
Anna (2019)
Point of no return but the 2019 version
The 2019 Russian version of Point of no return. Not the least bit believable, should be labeled as a fantasy as the actions scenes are delusional. The movie was blah all the way around. Definitely as basic as they come.
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Phenomenal storytelling and acting
I won't spoil it for you but absolutely worth the watch. Didn't feel like a two hour movie and honestly I could've gone longer. The storyline, acting and vibe was the best I've seen in a while. I was not anticipating to enjoy this movie so much. I purchased the book to read next.