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The War with Grandpa (2020)
Appropriate title
Sadly, one of America's greatest actors is no longer great or even good. Nor can De Niro even be considered American anymore as he decided to declare war against our country and his fans. Not only can I not watch his new movies but I can't re-watch any of my old favorites with him in it. He may suffer from metal illness which could explain his insane behavior but he should no longer be cast in movies as each film ruins his reputation just a little more. One of the saddest actors in cinematic history, from great to garbage.
10.0 Earthquake (2014)
A disaster of a movie, not a disaster movie. A political Cult comedy hit piece
Every pathetic Leftist Cult cause is portrayed in caricature form. Anti gun, anti energy independence, anti White male and that's just the first 47 minutes. if I were to stomach the remaining 39 minutes, which I won't, I'm sure they will include every other ridiculous stereotype that they're brainwashing the uninformed and gullible with on a daily basis.
On the Rocks (2020)
Unwatchable
Sophia Coppola directed what for years was my favorite film, Lost In Translation. I knew from the pathetically horrible title, On the Rocks would probably not be good but I'm 57 minutes into it, was about to shut it off and finally saw the first decent scene. Since this is my first movie (not a film) I'm watching on Apple+ TV I'm trying to watch the whole thing but it's like staring at the Bernie Sanders 2016 sticker on the door which they subject us to. Nauseating, I didn't know she was a Commie. Okay, thank G@D it's an hour forty, it just seems like a four hour movie. What a shock, Bill Murray sings, badly, many times. Why make this? There are no redeeming aspects to this "UNWATCHABLE" thing.
The Hitman's Bodyguard (2017)
Must see film!
One of the most entertaining action movies I've ever seen! It had everything you would hope for but what makes The Hitman's Bodyguard such an amazing film is its constant comedy. One of the most unique and complete films I've ever seen and I've seen it 5 times and counting. Do not watch this film edited for television, it will not be enjoyable and won't make sense. Some of the best car chases and fight scenes in cinematic history. Forget the ridiculously low rating and enjoy this masterpiece. Salma Hayek is a treasure and perfect for her role, subtly funny as can be! Not sure what else was out that year but this movie could have won an Oscar for best picture and should at least have been nominated.
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Awesome! Must See Movie.
It starts off hot, get a little boring and slow for a bit, then gets better, and better and outrageously best! I've watched it three times so far and am still picking up things that I missed before. A combination of comedy, biography, horror and unique perfection. I knew before confirming that the people who created the awesome film, The Darjeeling Limited were involved in this masterpiece as well. The music was a dead giveaway. I'm a Scarlett Johansson fan and while her character was good, she was not great. The chubby little Archie Yates as Yorki stole the show as well as Sam Rockwell as Captain K., Perhaps the only likeable adult Nazi I've ever seen on screen. You're in for a real treat!
Hoarders: Three Amigos (2019)
Melva Green
Melva Green is SO irresponsible to have timed Raymond's cleanup so that the trash had to stay in the yard for days, setting him up for failure. I hope she doesn't own a dog, as you know she's the type of person to illegally and dangerously off leash.
I Know This Much Is True (2020)
Pathetic!
How much will this mini series lose?
It's comical when you see the end credits and see how many people were paid for this simple piece of trash. Ridiculous, fake victim premise, perfect for today's spoiled generation. Mark Ruffalo gives a class in bad acting. I guess producing it was the only way he could get it made AND have a starring role. It was sad to see one of my favorite actresses in it, Archie Panjabi, though this POS even managed to make her look bad in a minor role. I gave it a more than fair chance but have watched my last episode of what will hopefully be Ruffalo's final "acting" gig.
Love in Tokyo (2015)
Terrible American/Japanese Horror Film
Jonathan Sherr (Tom) is an embarrassment and even worse than this abortion of a "film?" I would have turned off after 20 minutes had it not been for the excellent cinematography. The moments of silence and visions of Tokyo were wonderful but then a minute later you were back to the Hell on earth that is "Love In Tokyo." People don't bump into you on the sidewalks of Tokyo as they depicted twice, as if it's a thing like in Hong Kong. Insulting stereotypes of Japanese women though they did a great job pulling off the Ugly American. I recommend you not waste your time on this trash, you'll have more fun down at the local dump.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Should be rated X!
I've been disappointed by most of the action movies over the past few years with the exception of Tarantino films. Didn't like The Magnificent Seven remake and hated the last and worst Mission Impossible. I didn't love the first two of this saga but Chapter 3 was edge of your seat incredible, by far the best and whether by brilliant marketing or luck, has me jonesing for John Wick: Chapter 4, for reasons every red blooded American Patriot will understand. I usually love Halle Berry but she was just okay at best, however her dogs stole the show and give us action scenes never before seen in the movies. I'm not squeamish and I don't mind cinematic violence but this may be the most violent film I've ever seen, yes, more violent than Quentin's films because he makes it so over the top that it lacks believability and is almost comical. There are some funny scenes in this but mostly an awesome plot and more brutal killing than I can recall in any other film. I really am surprised they got away with an R rating. You have to suspend reality as what John does is not possible, especially when he got his butt kicked, dog killed and car stolen in the beginning of episode one by a few nobodies before he became Batman. The repetition with the horses was a bit much and besides being ridiculous, almost ruined what could have been a unique and clever bit. The sound was incredible, especially the shotguns (if you can call them that) towards the end. If you like action, mega violence in the movies and have a sense of humor, go see this work of art. Hollywood hypocrisy at its finest. Thanks to John Wick: Chapter 3, you don't ever have to tolerate anyone in Hollywood lecturing you about gun violence. THEY are responsible for shootings far more than any inanimate object like a gun. Enjoy!
Secondhand Hearts (2017)
It's like ruining a scrambled egg
If it's in any way about Japan, I'll watch it. I can give a film about Japan a 10 while others have panned it, usually for the cinematography alone. The scenes of Japan are bizarrely sped up and the plot is beyond not believable. There is no ending nor is there anything about this move that I can find any redeeming features except that it is short. The cast is terrible with the exception of the older sister. I am writing several screen plays with Japanese themes but this I just don't understand the point and that a group of people got together and agreed that this was something worth making. It's nonsense at best!
I'm Sorry. (2017)
Andrea Savage is smokin' hot!
Andrea Savage it seems has done a lot of work, though I'm Sorry is all I've seen. She's funny, beautiful, a great actress and I pray she's not a practicing member of the Democrat Socialist Cult. I was never a fan of Tom Everett Scott but he is awesome in this role, playing the perfect husband and father. Kathy Baker is decent as the grandmother. Warning to prudes, you will be offended and possibly scarred for life. Not a show for children.
The Music Never Stopped (2011)
What a disappointment
You would hope that a film like this would have a consultant who was a Deadhead and who had seen The Grateful Dead at least 50+ times. They could have made a dull story interesting with some music by The Grateful Dead and for the credits at the end, The Music Never Stopped, or at least a Grateful Dead tune. Pathetic few partial tunes and constant repeats. Any Deadhead will tell you, you don't repeat songs, except Touch Of Grey to fit the lame plot.
Death Wish (2018)
Beyond Terrible!
One of the worst movies I've seen in years. As bad as the remake of The In-Laws. Shocked that Bruce Willis was a part of this anti-Second Amendment propaganda. I am so glad I did not waste money seeing this in the theater, I almost did.
Life Itself (2018)
Awful is the kindest word I can come up with
This is the kind of movie that gives hope to would be screenwriters. If something as dull and meaningless like "Life Itself" can be made and released, so can whatever you are working on. This was a mistake from start ti finish. I'm relieved to see I am not in the minority on this, hopefully in time to have you see another film instead, ANY other film.
Ozark (2017)
Scariest TV series I have ever seen!
A trusted friend told me to binge Ozark before the start of season 2 after I turned her on to Yellowstone. I was skeptical because I didn't see a hot actress in the cast, but I gave it a shot and watched the season in two days. WARNING, it is terribly disturbing to say the least. Incredible acting, Laura Linney's best acting role ever. I always liked her but this was out of her comfort zone and she rose to the occasion. Quite frankly, the whole cast did. No spoilers, just watch and be prepared for feelings you may never have experienced before.
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018)
Save your time, money and bladder
I love the Mission Impossible films and was thrilled to see Fallout in 3D, so much so that I went on day 2 which I never do. By far the worst in the series. Dull, stupid, confusing and an even bigger letdown than The Magnificent Seven remake. Spoiler alert, an extra star for killing off Alec Baldwin, best part of the movie. I didn't drink water so I wouldn't have to go to the bathroom, but if you must go, fear not, eat popcorn and drink coke, it'll be the only enjoyable part of the experience aside for the awesome Rebecca Ferguson. My friend who I went with felt the same way, only he got to enjoy popcorn and a drink.
Like Someone in Love (2012)
An extra star for gorgeous Rin Takanashi as Akiko
I found this film, saw the reviews and figured I'd be giving it 10 stars, as I love films about and especially shot in Japan which I adore. Sadly, this seems like it was made by a failing freshman college student. It's about nothing and not like Seinfeld was a show about nothing. Not even worth a long review pointing out all the flaws, as it already wasted too much of my time watching it. One of the worst movies (it's not a film) I've ever seen and THEE worst Japanese film I've ever seen.
Godless (2017)
An imperfect MUST watch series.
While the acting is sub par at many points and the plot is less than believable at many times, there are valuable life lessons to be reminded of, presented in beautiful, non insisting ways. You can take them or leave them but most will come out of this mini series with newfound strength & gratitude, all the while being entertained. I watched all 7 episodes over two days. Glad they tied it up fast and clean. I'm a fan of Michelle Dockery, but I much prefer her in Good Behavior, which is truly must watch TV! I detest forced political correctness for the sake of it, but the depiction of and respect shown for the Black buffalo soldiers was done well and lesbians deserve to have heroes too. Bravo Netflix!
Atomic Blonde (2017)
If you can stomach the bad 1st half, stay for the good 2nd half
I give it an extra 2 stars for not being a politically correct cliché. As a non-hypocrite ex-smoker, I LOVED all the smoking! I loved that they didn't put token minorities in a ridiculously false proportion just to make the snowflakes happy. The brief nudity and lesbian scenes were classy, sexy, awesome and too short, but enough to make me happy.
The first half was incredibly boring and I had given up on seeing any blood, guts & shooting. Then it got real!
What makes Atomic Blonde a 6 instead of an 8 is the HORRIBLE soundtrack! Sure, there were a few amazing tunes, but they were mostly placed in a pathetically awkward way, especially opening with Bowie's awesome "Putting Out Fire," which was already used to perfection by Tarantino in Inglorious Basterds in addition to its use to open and close "Cat People," and that really took my mind someplace else. BIG MISTAKE! I understand they were trying to be authentic to the time period and that there was a lot of terrible music being made then, but there were better choices to be put in proper places.
It could have used more than one laugh, but the shoe gag was it.
I don't recommend wasting your money in the theater but it's worth watching for free on cable. Just don't expect 007 with estrogen.
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)
DO NOT watch this horrible piece of garbage....EVER!
"Dedicated to actor Robert Loggia, who died in 2015" is the biggest middle finger to a good actor. I think I saw a movie this bad once with Steve Martin but this trash has zero redeeming features, none, zip. I'm not sure how many hours it is, but it seems like five that I'll never get back. A 6th grader could make a better movie with his 4 year old video phone. You've been warned, you have much better things to do with your time. This is a microcosm of what is wrong with this country. It brings politically correct to a level that should never have been thought of, except in your worst nightmare.
John Wick (2014)
This is NOT a good film!
95 percent of this movie is fine. Decent cast, lots of action, plenty of killing & cool cars.
What ruins this film is a beginning that dispels our suspension of disbelief that Mr. Wick is a highly skilled, super bad-ass assassin, which is required for us to believe he is capable of killing so many serious soldiers against crazy odds. I mean, like two of the weaker guys, kicked his ass & killed his dog, with no difficulty or resistance. Yea, he got blindsided & clobbered, but a lot less than in the rest of the movie, and the character we see from then on, would have dispatched them both in 10 seconds & saved his puppy, but then it would be a slightly different plot, with the Mobster Pop going after Wick for killing his son in the beginning, instead of both going after each other.
Then there's the ending! This dog lover, who kills 77 people to avenge his murdered pal, goes and steals a Pit Bull puppy from a veterinarian's office, which I'm pretty sure in the ignorant & lazy minds of the writers, director & producers, meant it to be a rescue of a pup in need. This was a beautiful, healthy, blue Pit Bull puppy in a cage at a vet's office, not a sickly, abused, un-adoptable animal at a high kill animal shelter. I muse in the discussion boards, that in the next installment, the Pit Bull puppy's owner goes after John Wick to avenge his stolen pet.
I'm not saying don't watch it, but there are better things to do, places to go & movies & TV to see, like re-watching two episodes of Game Of Thrones, any season.
Tokyo Fiancée (2014)
Magnifique! My favorite, non action film. Better than Lost In Translation.
I do not believe this contains any spoilers, just a brief description of one important scene to me, but don't want to risk getting blacklisted, hence the overly cautious warning.
I've seen Lost In Translation more than 20 times, and it was my favorite, non action film. Even favorites can get old, but Tokyo Fiancée is so magnifique, that if I were watching both for the first time, I would likely say that Tokyo Fiancée is my favorite, non action film! I discovered it by fortune, saying "Tokyo" into my remote, and it popped up on Netflix, which fortunately, I subscribe to. What makes Tokyo Fiancée so extra special to me, besides the charming story, adorable/likable characters and actors, plus the shocking ending, is the cinematography and so much time given to the heavenly sites of Japan, both city & nature. It portrays the real Japan, the way I know it. Oddly, there is one scene, the only scene, in which Japanese game-show like hearts appear, and Amélie dances & sings, poorly, but from the heart, overlooking the most beautiful city in the world, with the view of my dreams, from my dream apartment, and I cry tears of joy, longing & sadness at that point, every-time! I've only seen it three times so far, and am still catching new surprises, especially because of the subtitles, so I miss some scenery & some dialogue. I have yet to catch the editing goofs, like I know so well about Lost In Translation. The song at the end, Big in Japan Performed by Ane Brun, is wonderful!
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
Worst remake of a great film since The In Laws!
Had this been a new western, rather than a remake of an awesome remake of a classic, I'd give it a 3.
I loved the original remake & thought the new trailer was great, so admittedly went in with high expectations, especially with Denzel Washington playing the legendary Yul Brenner.
The beginning is horrible and the first hour is plain bad. The first action scene as seen in the trailer, is such a letdown, with no rhyme, reason or continuity. They throw in some corny bones of the original remake, including a few verbatim lines.
Denzel was okay, but far from his best work. Vincent D'Onofrio is mildly amusing, very entertaining & quite likable as Jack Horne. Byung-hun Lee rocks as Billy Rocks and I would liked to have seen & heard more of/from him. Martin Sensmeier as Red Harvest was awesome but an important fight scene with him near the end, fell short & flat. The best actor/character in the film is Haley Bennett as the heroine, Emma Cullen! Funny thing is, the very best part of the film is her narration at the very end. I think it was the only time I smiled during the boringly long film which could have been done just as poorly in 90 minutes.
Someone in the discussion boards talks about the painful PC diversity, and I would normally agree, but in this case, it actually worked and made a terrible film, a little more interesting. The commenter quips that only a little person was missing, but there actually is one and chose him to mock on several occasions. I guess little people aren't high on the SJW's list of victim class.
I had to see it but would much rather have seen The Hateful Eight again instead and even went back and gave that movie an extra star. The Magnificent Seven needed the Tarantino touch and some blood. For all the killing, I don't remember seeing a drop, though maybe I just blinked through them. Then again, They can get a pass because there wasn't much blood used in old time westerns and they probably saved millions on spectacular special effects, or the lack thereof.
This movie is SO bad, that I did something I never do at the movies, got up & went to the bathroom to be comfortable in my boredom, without even asking my friend what I missed, because I didn't care. I didn't really bond with the characters, except my concern for the horses, imagining as I always do in movies, the suffering these poor creatures went through during times of war & battle.
This expensive movie will make money on the back of the original remake, and I'm sure they paid a fortune for the right to butcher it. I'd really like to know exactly what they did pay for the rights.
I recommend you wait until it's on cable and have 2+ hours to waste.
The Hateful Eight (2015)
Django Unchained: Volume 2
No doubt, Django Unchained: Volume 2 is what this film was originally meant to be, but I guess he couldn't get Jamie Foxx, so decided to make it The Hateful Eight, so he could use his favorite actor, Samuel L. Jackson. I'm surprised he didn't get Christoph Waltz to play Oswaldo Mobray, though Tim Roth did manage to ape Waltz's speech pattern & lines quite well. I guess it was purposeful, either by the actors or Tarantino, for Jackson & Roth to use EXACT lines & mannerisms used in Django Unchained, but I found that to be odd, insulting, unprofessional, and unsettling. If I hadn't seen Django Unchained, I'd probably have given The Hateful Eight a 9 instead of a 7. I was protesting Tarantino's, racist, anti cop rhetoric, so wouldn't pay money to see it in the theater, but for $5.99 On Demand, I had no choice, as I've adored several of his films. From the trailer, I was never overly excited to see it, but found it surprisingly good for the most part, despite a molasses slow start and unnecessary filler. I'd like to see his ninth film with 100% actors who have never been in his films before. Seeing the same actors again & again has gotten old, well prior to The Hateful Eight. Surprised that some reviewers found this to be excessively violent, as I found it much more mild than his usual violence, though it did lack his comical excess, that tends to make the violence less disturbing.
Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)
Just a horrible ending!!
All the hype over the book & film, so I finally had to see what all the fuss was about.
The plot was much like I anticipated it to be, and it was rolling along okay until for some bizarre reason, the protagonist (if there was one) became the villain out of the blue.
I have no issue with the dominant/submissive aspect between consenting adults, but the Anastasia character became an embarrassment to women. Are they REALLY making a sequel, "Fifty Shades Darker?" Is this where she sues Grey for rape, torture & battery, making a mockery of real victims? I suppose it was & would be perfect in our upside down/inside out society, where most anyone can claim victim status. All of a sudden he went too far? it was nothing and she knew exactly what she was into at that point, insisted on it, then brought psychological devastation (for no reason) upon a man who had been nothing but good to her, and needed understanding & love, not abuse & abandonment. The end is so disappointing & disturbing, that I wish I could unsee it. One of the worst movies I've ever seen! I hope the book was better.