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The Walking Dead: Honor (2018)
Common Knowledge = Brilliance
Siddiq: Gives OTC NSAIDS for pain while offering cursory information 90% of the world knows.
Rick: "Are you a Doctor?"
Smh
American Horror Story: Election Night (2017)
I lasted 30 minutes before deciding that sleep would be more entertaining
I was thrilled to see that Cult had come out on Netflix. I quickly grabbed a snack, turned out all the lights, and got snuggled in bed before hitting Play knowing that I was going to struggle to not binge watch this season and somehow look rested for work the next morning. Within the first five minutes I was perplexed, but not with the usual things AHS throws in to make us excitedly wonder what was coming. I was perplexed with the fact that they pretty much just took the news from several channels, threw in some opinion pieces, and more clowns. Really? I feel like Bette Tattler at the end of Freak Show when she sees Elsa Mars on the television and says, "I feel like I've seen this act before," and shuts off the show.
They have taken the most extreme, mentally-unhinged sides of politics and made them representatives of entire groups. It was like a teenager who hasn't been out in the world had watched a news segment showing both Democrats and Republicans losing their minds and thought, "I guess that's what they're like now. This is entertaining, but it could use some clowns and unmedicated issues diagnosed by unprofessional Doctors. Mom! Call the Producers!"
I gave it a grueling 30 minutes before I realized I had been dumbfoundedly staring at the screen waiting for something interesting to happen, but felt like I was watching a Fourth Grade play. "Interesting", like "Fetch", just wasn't going to happen.
Happily N'Ever After 2 (2009)
How was this allowed to be released?
It's like someone made a movie with Sims and voices with the personality of a wet dish towel. When watching both Happily N'Ever After movies I felt like I had been roped into attending an Elementary School Play without the satisfaction of seeing either of my kids on the stage. How was this deemed worthy enough for the screen?
You Will Love Me (2013)
Like A Pileup On the Autobahn
I muscled through the first 30 minutes thinking it would pick up steam and maybe get better, but after a while I found myself watching it simply because I couldn't believe something so awful made it onto Netflix! I ended up sitting there and trying not to laugh while the actors poorly delivered lines, overacted and ended up being reminiscent of a low budget family-owned business commercial. Even the levels in the sound were all over the place from one scene to the next which left me raising and lowering the volume quite often. The only time I would ever recommend showing this film would be for a videography class. What Not To Do 101.
The Haunting (1999)
It would put an insomniac to sleep
This movie came out when I was 11 and even at that age I thought this movie was horribly done. The acting is juvenile and lacks any depth or sincerity, the script is just pathetic, and the poor actors had to somehow make it a film that people wouldn't burn at the stake. It also contained hokey effects (the CGI was tasteless and you could see wires in various scenes) and many mistakes in continuity.
The lead actress is as awkward with her performance as the actor who played Charlie Bucket in the original Willy Wonka. Half the time you just sit there wondering how on Earth they even got into a movie because the acting was so awful.
I feel so sorry for the actors who took a career hit by being in this movie!