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Glass Onion (2022)
Boring
Impressive cast. Totally boring. The sleuth is a combination of Sherlock and a number of others. The villain is straight out of Casino Royale (the spoof with David Niven, not the best James Bond!). The script is derived from Agatha Christie and some others. And the scenes where they break everything and the whole place blows up has been seen numerous times, often better done.
One wonders how such a dumb film could ever get made and how, worse still, some critics managed to like it.
When all is said and done one can only be sorry for a Daniel Craig or a Kate Hudson. They look awful in this film, their acting is false. Let's hope they made good money because this won't be a highlight of their acting careers.
Slow Horses (2022)
Great
Excellent.
Can't go to sleep and want to watch all that is available. The actors are excellent. The story is really good.
Fun, smart, great. Just want to continue watching.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Thin
One likes the actors. The script is based on a good idea, but nothing beyond that. A bit boring actually. Feels more like a game than an actual film.
Sadly eminently forgettable.
Love, Death & Robots: Bad Travelling (2022)
Scary but really well done
Brilliantly well done. Will give you nightmares. Great story. Stunning images.
You cannot get bored watching this one. And when the end comes you cannot but wonder whether this is truly is the end!
Nydenion (2010)
Appalling
Image is awful to look at, music is ridiculous, special effects deserve a 0 rating and the actors are bad.
Sorry I forgot: screenplay fit for a 5 year old
As bad as it gets.
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
A very boring end to the saga
The first Starwars were extraordinary and you felt great after watching them.
This one is technically impeccable but astonishingly boring. The force used to be vibrant. Not so here.
In a nutshell, this feels like a remake of all the previous Starwars, but with none of the talent.
Jason Bourne (2016)
Amazingly boring
The actors don't act, the script is boring. He is running, the asset is killing everyone. Hard to do worse. Even the cars all look the same and are boring to watch.
Should have gotten all the razzies.
PS: the leading actress is stunningly gorgeous, so just watching her might help you through the film!