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Norm of the North (2016)
Dear god, why
This film is a wonderful foray in trying to be relevant by having polar bears twerk. If you love animated polar bears twerking, all two of you, then you might enjoy this film. Congrats!
If you do NOT like animated polar bears twerking... Well, no, you won't like this. And I do not.
Seriously, this movie is just depressing. It had potential. Notice the had, because they instead opted for whatever this garbage with polar bear twerking sprinkles is. Seriously, I can't get enough of that one; polar bear twerking. It's just... Why? Why would you do that? You write a movie with a polar bear living in human civilization and the first thing that comes to your mind is "let's have the polar bear twerk". That's the stuff I'd expect from a crumby, shallow parody off YouTube by like Smosh. But nope. It's a thing. And it happens.
But really now, this movie is another example of why you don't pander and try to remain hip and relevant. I can assure you this movie's main draw, the polar bear twerking, will become an artifact of a dead way of humanity once a decade passes and twerking is basically internet's disco.
Pickle and Peanut (2015)
The end result of pandering to kids today, without even knowing what kids enjoy
Seriously, aside from the fact this is on the same channel of Gravity Falls, Disney XD decided to rip off the already bad show Breadwinners (which fails to pander to kids) and... Well... Let's just say it's awful.
Not only is the show ugly as sin, the intro song not even a song, the writing is awful, and the show's pandering is just cringe-worthy, the creator simply cannot take criticism. On twitter, he's even resorted to calling the people who criticize the show "cum-guzzling trolls". Let's just say it's a miracle this guy hasn't been blacklisted from the network.
I just pray this show ends fast.