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Bolero (1984)
Dull, awful film with one supremely stupid moment.
One of the dullest things I have ever seen - it has haunted me for years.
The story such as it is, has Bo looking for sexual ecstasy with she insists is spelled with an X - at the end of movie as she and the Bolero of the title are making whoopie - the room begins to fill up with steam - and then they are making love on a cloud, where behind them is (I am not making this up) a neon sign spelling out the word ecstasy flashing on and off. I remember thinking as the neon sign flashed "this is it, this is the stupidest thing I have ever seen." To this day none of the other horrible films I have seen have come up to that one transcendent moment of the uber dumb that was that scene.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)
Oh My god
I first saw this film very late (3 am) on some cable channel (sans the bots)I flicked onto it about 1/2 way - when the Wives start to fight. It was awful, it was a train wreck I couldn't turn away. I never caught the name of the film (they never said I'm not sure why) but I knew, down to my bones, that I was watching one of the worst things I had ever seen (and even then that was saying something). By the end of the movie, it was all I could do to drag myself to bed. Had I read The heart of darkness then I would have been saying "the horror, the horror" years passed and MST3K arrived. In all innocence I picked up the VHS of Manos since they said it was the worst film they ever did - popped it in the player and then realized Oh my god it's THAT FILM! The horror, the horror.