I am piggybacking on this review because it is dead on. Here's where I disagree. Read it first and skip this one altogether or watch about 5 minutes of the beginning and then skip til' the ending because it is stupid and silly, it makes absolutely no sense at all because of the huge potholes or plot holes. They both fit here.
Reviews
9 Reviews
Don't wait for it because it never shows
17 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie put me to sleep. It's possibly about a teenage vampire. As a matter of fact I would have rather watched Michael Landon in "I was a teenage vampire" and that movie is pretty bad but had more substance. I don't know what the director was going for here but the only clue is that he has to drink blood. Well, he is so weak and sickly that they have to kill people to get him blood. Problem is even after drinking it he doesn't get better. If he was really a vampire blood drinking makes you healthy and strong so why after drinking it is he still needing his sister to bathe him. It's just silly, slow dark and very boring. If that sounds good to you then give it a go.
The Requin
(2022)
I am piggybacking on chris_mac!
16 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Sorry dude but you were dead on but I honestly do like Alicia Silverstone. I mean she has a few decent movies under her belt. This is definitely not one of them. But unfortunately in Hollywood if your a woman over 40 and your not Meryl Streep or Sandra Bullock and a few others you get crap scripts like this movie. And wth does him cutting his foot in the water make her flashback to being in bloody bathtub water while pregnant? Apparently she blames herself for strangling her baby with the umbilical cord. Actually some of the worst acting I have ever seen. Anyone who read this script and thought "oh yeah great bit of writing should never ever be in another film. Horrible, horrible movie! Sorry Alicia, maybe you should stick to comedy.
The Rake
(2018)
Don't bother!
2 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Incredibly stupid and absolutely no story here to tell why anything is happening. But the ending is the worst. They make women so stupid. If your boyfriend is turning into a beast right before your eyes and you look at him and cry for 5 minutes instead of getting up and running the hell out of the house, you are way beyond stupid!
House of the Witch
(2017 TV Movie)
The ending was the best part!
30 January 2022
Really typical haunted house, slasher, teens got locked in an old mansion kind of movie. There really were no scares through the whole movie. It was a lot of smoke and mirrors and I mean that literally. Old, tired, been there, seen it. Watch it if you really want to waste an hour and a half of your life!
306 Hollywood
(2018)
Fabulous!!!
18 October 2021
Just wanted to let you and Jonathon know that the love you have for your family is so beautiful. I felt it throughout the entire movie. Of course it nade me cry, laugh and feel every ounce of love that you felt making it and all that you put into a little masterpiece of family life. Tysm!!
The Blood Lands
(2014)
Stupid, stupid and more stupid!
20 August 2021
Believe the reviews, this has been done a million times over and way better than this. It's an insult to pigs everywhere who are very intelligent creatures unlike the humans in this movie. Nothing new here at all. Oh, yeah well a new level of stupidity!
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