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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
this movies sux
okay...this was one of the most boring movies ever...I loved all the other pirates movies but this one was a joke...I mean Jonny Depp is my favorite actor but come on why did you guys force him into a trilogy! First off there were giant black Lady's exploding into crabs, what is seriously with all the crabs...every damn scene, crab, crab, crab...god, and then There thinking of making another one. What! This is getting like Saw...they needed to stop after the second one. but Saw it was more like stop at the first. What was with the empty island of white in this movie. again more crabs! It mad no sense at all. what was the plot of this movie, Davy Jones is dead and now its Will Turners Locker, what the hell...why are they changing around the past of Pirate slang...don't change the past, it screws every thing up, just like u screwed this movie up, keep it in the past and keep this movie back in the past, one is enough!!!
Æon Flux (2005)
aeon sucks!
More like Aeon sucks. If u wanna see a movie that makes no sense strait from the beginning to end, see Aeon Flux. You'll see girls named Steve, men named Orc, Black chicks with hands 4 feet, a naked man in a penut/condom costume and guards that look like power rangers,literally. This movie is like a reapeating bad dream. charlize theron says the same things over and over again in her Serious "girls kick ass" voice. in the beginning a guy gives her a french kiss and they swap a pill she swallows it and now every second she goes to see a lady that looks like carrot top....with a bad hair day. Makes no sense.lemme tell ya: While I was sitting there watching the movie all I noticed was aeon waking up every damn minute. It sucked so much I felt like I should be the one waking up from this nightmare of watching this movie. I mean they had flying tampons and when aeon whistles these marbles come out of the ground and blow up a wall. Aeon also kept asking all these questions about why is she in a curtain place, then I was thinking why am I in this certain place watching this stupid movie. If you have seen Dark Water and agree with me that it sucks so much then you'd know. i swear to god this movie makes no sense. shes in one place then shes in another then she wakes up then she talks about why shes here then she walk around and kisses random guys and fights a black chick with hands for feet.Its kinda like the Worst matrix movie ever.
The Fog (2005)
How the the hell can fog kill someone?
SAVE YOUR FREAKIN MONEY!!!
I just saw the this movie and I thought to my self, why the hell DID I come to see this movie? I mean, get the hell over it people, fog can't kill you. The movies pointless, if you want to see fog, come to my house; i'll light a match and fart, then you'll see some fog. Or just go outside at about six in the morning and stare at the fog for 2 hrs cause thats how long this movie mainly is. Never and I mean Never see this movie, cause all you see is people get killed by fog. I can see why they made this movie PG-13 cause watching me take a crap is more violent than this movie. The movie just about killed me myself, I mean I saw an old man almost have a heart attack in the movie; and not for the scariness but for how Sukey it is. Don't worry, I asked him why he almost had a heart attack and he said it was for how much a certain part of the movie sucked. Just don't see the movie at all, but if your wandering if its OK for kids to see I would say yes. Only go with your kids if your taking a pillow and blanket. Now if you excuse me; i'm off to see doom cause that will be better than seeing this crap.
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie (2004)
It's about monsters that alway's fight but they're cards.
This is one of the worst movies they have made in history. I mean, if you go to the website kidsinmind.com it will tell you all that's in the movie. It always says that the monsters come out of the cards, fight and then they shatter. And it's true, all that's in the movie is them playing cards. If I wanted to see people play cards I would go to Las Vegas and play cards. At least the don't have crappy little drawings on them and you win money. If you thinking about seeing it then don't. It also has the most worse drawings ever since Speed Racer and that show actually was funny after a while cause he always made a stupid face. The only way I would watch that movie again would to sit there laughing my ass off at how crappy this movie is. So don't waste your money on this movie. This movie does't even deserve a 1, it deserves a negative 1 with three zeros on it and it's literally lowest at the worst movie's ever made chart. I would actually rename it and make the name, "Yu-Gi-Oh: Death of the Crappy Shattering Animation."