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Grimcutty (2022)
So close...
Yet so far. A bunch of teenagers see a slipknot member haunt them on their phones and do tik tok challenges to cut themselves. They're all so annoying you kind of want them to lol. Paranoia ensues and the parents go nuts and take all the computers and phones away. This movie will not age well, as another slender man rip off. Anyways, I'm almost done...
Other thoughts
Passable acting, story is almost there. Goofy goober of a monster though. Sossamon has the crappiest haircut, did the stylist just not show up? Lots of over acting by the parents. I just didn't care by the end. Creepy Pasta fans will love this turd.
Dreamland (2007)
Redonculous film
This film was utterly horrible. Stupid premise, and horrible acting by all. Whoever wrote this trash should be hanged. Reminds me of a hack student film, BUT WORSE. Who ever produced this should give up now. I know opinions are subjective and all, and some may think this "fantastic" as some think "Dune (1984)" was fantastic, well get off your horse and watch some real films. OK, the acting was tolerable, and with better direction could have been far better, but it didn't so it suffers. I don't know how much more I can say about this waste of film, other than to totally trash it. Anyways it was horrible and I recommend to avoid it like the plague, if you come anywhere near "dreamland", rent the movie beside it instead.
Into the Blue (2005)
Total waste of brain cells
How in the name of Chr1st can anyone think this pile of excrement is any good? MY GOD PEOPLE. The acting couldn't have been worse if it starred William Shatner and Barbera Striesand. Paul Walker? Cr@p. Jessica Alba? Cr@p. They couldn't act their way out wet brown paper bags. The thing that p1ssed me off was the stupid fact that for the first 20 minutes they were swimming 60 feet underwater with only snorkeling gear, I don't know about you guys but i can hold my breath 3 maybe 5 minutes tops, that shot any realistic expectation of an honest attempt to make a movie. Sure the scenery was excellent, the cinematography was beautiful (alba's body of course too, but an actress that makes her not.) The story is just ridiculously stupid, Paul walkers friend is a complete loser w@nker who if i met for 30 seconds I would crush his skull, his girlfriend would then be next. MY GOD the crap that gets pumped out, WHAT A W@NK!!!! god this movie was an insult, go watch the worst episode of SmallVille, it's still better than this w@nk-fest.
Red Eye (2005)
More Wes Craven crap (spoilers)
I can't believe anyone thought this was a good movie, sure it had suspense, and good acting, but the plot was non existent, what were the motives involved to kill this guy and his family? How could homeland security be so stupid as to not scan the water for metalics or use some kind of device to decent that there was a bazooka under the boat off the coast of the Hotel? WHy in the hell would this guy continue to stalk? whats the point? if he and his friends are so "powerful" why wouldn't they just nuke her friggin house, or perhaps send in a team of "hitmen" to take on one girl and her old father, WTF? that would be believable to me, not this joker with a hole in throat, getting his arse kicked by a 120lb woman :P anyway, Like all reviews, this is one is subjective and only my opinion, so don't flame me just cause you do not agree, that's just infantile. I did enjoy some parts, despite what i thought to be some plot holes.