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From: Once Upon a Time... (2023)
I feared they might pull this
All the time I was thinking "Please, don't let this be another purgatory show" but surprise, surprise. I expected this and I'm still disappointed. The crows when they see the tree gave it away but I was really hoping that they'd spin this some other way. Season 3 is on the way and there is still some hope that they'll fix this mess but I highly doubt it.
At least the finale had some kind of action, unlike most of the episodes this season, I'll give them that. Overall, season 1 was intriguing and season 2 was a huge letdown. I now have to go apologize to all the people I've told to watch this show.
The Mummy (2017)
This is the worst movie I've seen in years
Okay, I rarely write reviews but this is horrible. The acting is worse than "The Room". The plot is hilarious - Egypt and... Templers?! What the actual **** Hollywood? Me and my boyfriend had a good laugh the first 10 minutes but after that it got so disastrous that it was impossible for me to watch it, but I lasted another good 40 minutes. I can't even begin pointing out all the absurd things that happen in this movie, because this review will be more than 10,000 words. Please, don't watch this abomination if you want to keep your brain cells alive because, believe me, they will die a slow painful death if you watch this thing.
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
Not scary at all
I expected to be scared, but I found myself bored as soon as the movie started. It was predictable and really, really long. Compared to the first one, it's just dumb and cliché. I can't see why it has such a high rating, probably there are people who want other people to make the mistake to watch this movie just to feel better for themselves for wasting 2 hours and 14 minutes of their lives. Though, the nun was pretty cool and that's the only reason I'm giving this 4/10. Have I forgot to mention there were some cringey moments who shouldn't even be there, were they supposed to make me feel connected to the characters? Anyway, if you want to waste your time and money, go ahead.
Knock Knock (2015)
It's so bad, I can't even....
I give it a two because some scenes were shot pretty good, but that's all. Otherwise, this movie is awful. The girls were so annoying, I wanted to punch them, but I guess that means they played their part well. Keanu was so stiff, his acting was below average. The plot has many holes, if you call 911 and say you want to report your house has been broken into and then hang up, police will come immediately. And also, how on Earth couldn't Evan handle two tiny women - he passes because he was stabbed with a fork, couldn't he just hit Genesis? Wow, such a dumb movie. I can't believe I wasted my time. If you are willing to waste and hour and forty minutes in the most painful way, go ahead.