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The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
Not great, but good enough...
I'm very sceptical when it comes to horror movies. Most of them suck. The last really good horror film I saw that I had nothing bad to say about was The Ring. That was pretty good. Which brings us to The Hills Have Eyes. It's not bad, but not really great. I liked the violence. It seemed right that it should be so extremely bloody. The tone of it was pretty cool. And the actors did a good job portraying a normal American family, trying to survive in a desert full of cannibals. What I didn't like were the cannibals themselves. They're too funny looking. I couldn't help but think of The Goonies when I saw most of them. It would have been better if they didn't speak. It might have made them scarier. The only other thing I didn't like was the ending. I won't say what exactly happens, but I thought it needed more of a finality (if that's a word. lol) It was left open and I don't like that. But, overall it was okay and worth watching at least once, so.... hey! Why not?
Kickboxing Academy (1997)
A truly moving and heartwarming cinematic experience
This is it, folks! The one that will remain with you forever! I know it did for me... This has got to be the absolute worst movie ever made. I saw it once when I was a kid on HBO. On my God! BUT... if you're into this kind of thing, check it out and get ready to laugh your ass off. After this you'll understand why Ed Wood is the most under-appreciated genius of the last fifty years. Compared to this Uwe Boll (I think that's how you spell it) is Stanley Kubrick. Don't accept any substitutes! For an experience that will never leave you no matter how many pills you take nor how many years of psychiatry. Choose kickboxing club as your next film of choice!!!!!!!!!!!