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The Cobbler (2014)
This movie.
I went into the movie expecting it to be a bit quirky since Adam Sandler was starring in it, but what I saw far exceeded my expectations. This must be the most stupid movie I have seen in my entire life. I know Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi have starred in bad movies before but the incredibly retarded plot and execution in this terribly confused film takes the whole cake. Starting as a normal romantic comedy and turning into a gangster thriller to finally finish it all off with a hidden society of cobblers that have a vendetta against the dry cleaners mafia, I give this movie my rating of -10/10. Take care of your brain and don't waste your time watching garbage like this.
13/13/13 (2013)
This movie sucks
Ever since I saw this movie I can't fight the headaches anymore. For days I've been suffering nausea and irritable bowel syndrome. I can't sleep because every time I think of this movie I vomit all over myself.
Bad actors, stupid plot, The editing is awful and unnecessary scenes drag on forever for no particular reason while other scenes are so short they make no sense at all. On multiple occasions you can see the film crew, actors switch places between cuts, wounds appear from out of nowhere. Although... I almost feel like I could forgive all of the above if it were not for the simple fact that most of the blood that's in the movie looks like either diarrhea or strawberry jam. All I could see were walls painted with poop. I rate this movie 0/10.