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CODA (2021)
Needed more CODA, less singing
The girl story, her singing, like the say, sucked the oxygen out of the room.
There's too much teen movies out. TIRED.
The great tender part WAS the CODA, Father, mother.
Son not so much.
Difficult changing an Oscar winner.....
Finch (2021)
6-7/10 Why San Francisco california? Why? Why?
Why go to SF, CA. It's as populous as the east coast.
Has to pass thought Nevada, CA deserts,
already high UV and high temperatures.
Has to travel 1000 miles, w no backup anything.
Ridiculous decision for a scientist. Idiotic.
Why not go north to low population, low UV, low temperature Canada?
Why?
Why an actor with so much great movies,
Repeat his Oscar nomine movie cast away role. Why repeat? Why?
Is hanks desperate?
With his resume he can select novel movie scripts.
Maybe hanks got apple to buy the COVID $200 million fiasco finch from Universal in exchange for his producing company playtone contract.
Jeff is good.
The dog is not that great, average, there are much better.
Please stop repeating IMDb reviews. Please.
After 5-10 minutes into the movie anybody who's seen movies knows:
Castaway, I'm legend, walle
Wilson Borat chappie.
Alias (2001)
Careless spying is tooooo distracting. The director didn't care.
Full of spying holes. The director didn't care.
Its tooooo much distracting.
The CIA office scenes were they talk some of the agency most secret operation
Careless leaving office doors wide open while discussing secrets,
Talking massive secrets in office corridors aisles.
The always incredulous high caliber machine gun bullet riden holes car chases,
Guys high caliber bullets pass through cars frames like paper.
When she draws the SD 4-spy organigram, and the CIA agent has a 200 spy organigram
Carelessly lying around, w even the toilet cleaners in it.
It's supposed to be highly secretive spy agencies.
Its all around the episodes, carelessly silly all the time.
The Batman (2022)
I would add an additional half hour, to flesh out a really gorier masacre ending
The flood ending w the disappointing lame flood and mini riddle orphans, disappoints, disappoints.
Should had made the end graphic and dark.
Horrid flood. How many dead in Catrina?
Loved all the dead villains.
And joker escapes in joker, w not riddler?
Loved batman almost as mentally ill as joker, New twist.
Sorkin didn't made the cut.
W is the riddler not the orphan son of the dead reporter?
Charlie's Angels (2019)
The Wigs? Fire the dresser
Pass
How can these actors take this movie?
As always, hundreds of 50 caliber holes in the car rear, what's in the trunk, a sacrificial bunny
pass
Amateur home made charley angels by a 12 yr old in his smartphone.
Hawkeye (2021)
Mr sympathy meets miss sympathy
Like joker said: why so serious?
Disney marvel streaming is awful.
Falcon ,so so.
Wanda vision? Mediocre, a 50s...
Loki: really one king of Asgard reduced to .. teeerrrribbble
Black widow, sooo good it's a one view only. Doesn't inspire to watch again.
And now these 2 bbbbbland characters, is this required for the comics characters?
At least Shang chi made up for the mediocre streaming *$&#¥#+.
Forrest Gump (1994)
Hollywood Fairytale LIE
It doesn't exist.
There's non autistic Musk, gates, bernie sanders millionaires billionaires
All
All
All don't progress from the disease.
Abandoned
Poooor abused
Beautiful lie.
Dune: Part One (2021)
Current movies crude scyfy future vision, and Dune is not Star trek
1. Current movies and books don't have a vision of what will be in the future,
Near future and far future.
They're just current and 1940s naval and airplane tech, w magical propulsion.
Even worse than today.
We almost have real-time translation of speech airpods
Dune crude radio communication.
10,000 years from now, we have problems w 140 degree deserts???
They don't develop viruses to Kill the worms and population?? We did it already w covid.
Today's armies, even middle east armies do better, today.
There's fat and old people, in 50-100 years we will have complete genetic, biological, chemical control of our bodies, perfect 7 feet muscle bound athletic bodies (that don't age) we have them now, go to you're city bodybuilding competitions.
Imagine in 10,000 years, by God.
No electronic telepathy
W apple airpods you're almost there, in 100 years? ....
Airships air combat?? Really, current jets shoot you down 20 miles away, and they don't miss.
Eyeball shooting, really??
Dune helicopters are 20 year old present age helicopters. Crude.
Ground people fighting w guns, blasters, swords really??
No robots, no robot armies, robot workers, no human labor.
Boston Dynamics parkour atlas robots anyone?
There much better than me.
Game over.
No galactic empires,
but solar explotation, w unlimited resources.
The expanse kind. But w robots, drones.
No synthetic spice? Read you're food labels to see if you have REAL ones today.
Etc etc etc etc
Every scyfy movie is crude, no vision.
We still have capt kirk telling scottie,
hey move the lever to go faster,
People flying, driving ships? HP Ridiculous.
Were near tesla FSD autopilot.
No imagination. No vision. Cruuuuuude.
2. Dune is not Star Trek at all, not not not
is a Game of thrones fusión
w Star Wars-tatooine-emperor-galactic fusion
Have you seen world building in Star Trek, none
Have you seen emperors w they're armies and henchman in Star Trek, none.
Have you seen Star Trek as drama, none.
Is Star Trek based on a world,,,,
or mainly a boat, sorry, ship saga.
Is there a crew saga, Spock, Scottie, captain, noooot
Are there multiple species, or just human and worms
Are there are tasers guns???? Set to stun?
Not
Not
Not
Not
Not.
Dracula (2020)
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it, burn him to hell
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it.
Dracula (2020)
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it, burn him to hell
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it.
Dracula (2020)
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it, burn him to hell
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it.
Dracula (2020)
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it, burn him to hell
Why didn't they released Dracula from the foundation during daylight, it's not ilegal, and get over it.
Supergirl (2015)
Super silly, super lame, 1950s class plot stories
Thru S1 E3.
S1E2:
Eeee you're Supergirl twin aunt and you're hiding?
You need other's assistance?
You're plans are petty?
She's battling for a petty planet?
She should be top of the universe, right there w Superman.
Above every other superhero. Every other.
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Eeee super kryptons only serve 2 cities ? Mainly ?
These are 1950s story plots, we need 2015s marvel battleship class...
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About Reactron meetting w SG, S1E3,
eeee his atomic burst
Can't pass thru a car door that 9mm bullets can, like paper?
Reactron flies away from SG in Earths class tech, and SG con fly and catch him?
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Eeee, I'm not a paid, Hollywood class, script writer.
Not even a lowly plot hole smasher movie studio should have by the dozen.
But every movie, 99.99999%, has plot holes a 10 yr old IMDB script TRASHER finds by the dozen.
Like Joker said, are you serious ???
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And supergirl costume should had retained those hot shorts, they distract the villans, for sure.
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Terrible, really bad. Rating 0.00004, cheap Starship Troopers bugs, really cheap, makes ST worth of 11 oscars
Aliens w millions of years of knowledge are dogs?
Travel the galaxy to shew on humans?
How do they move to planets? In sleds?
How did they destroyed ships? Bite them?
Recruits don't need experience, but suddenly Pratt's experience is what's needed?
As they say, a turd not worth more than a 0.00004 rating.
Gets stupider by the minute.
Lab part, really?
Worst movie of my life.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Why Snyder made a IMBD 5.8 fool of himself over silly plot holes
Silly plot holes, sounds like a McCartney wings song
And why did investors lose their money over foolish gafes.
Hello hollywood, Hellooo, any body there?
Its 2021, w amazing tens of millions $$ in tech, effects, research, cgi, actors, etc
That amateur IMDB reviewers find so many plot holes in a week.
Plese invest $100,000 on average
script plothole reviewers to review script,
Another $100 grand plothole smashers during editing
I'll have to start a Hollywood company named:
Silly Plotholes Smashers
You will save face and bad ratings.
Like they said computer in 1980s war games, leeeeaarn, learn
- annoying daughter arc
- tanaka Vault combination
- silly team members backstory arc
- no arc for alpha couple
- lame ending, we needed the daugther to shoot herself.
- the Tired ending where the virus,
The Defenders (2017)
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, dark, dark dark dark, dark is getting tiresome, lots of SHero cliches
Worse than GOT.
Only seen first 2 episodes
Should ask for a refund for 2 hours of my life.
Hope it gets better.
Lots of A actors. That's the 2 extra stars.
The War of the Worlds (2019)
Very good, much better than espected. Better than other, better than tom cruise.
Dont know if faithfull to orson wells.
Beautifull actress.
Well acted.
Nice efects.
Short, to the point.
First chapter little slow. Roars after that.
Very good, very complete expose of human disease killing the martians.
Heroine holding history to the end, well done.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
RIP WW & JL, WW 2020 a disaster, Harry Potter wished Ridiculous, All the goodwill of WW 1 LOST, Linda Carter is now called Hysteria.
After the first act contest contest and heist, Jump to hour 1:00, won't lose anything.
Bringing back Chris Pine a mistake.
Gal gadot save you're $10 million wisely.
This will be you're 2nd and last stand alone.
As for Justice League movies, this sealed its fate, no more.
Game of Thrones (2011)
Series over rated, seen first 2 episodes, rated 9.1 and 8.6, they're not higher than 6.2, blah blah blah, no action, no glamour, overrated soap, lets see
Series over rated, seen first 2 episodes, rated 9.1 and 8.6, they're not higher than 6.2, blah blah blah, no action, no glamour, overrated soap, lets see
Pandora (2019)
Pass
80s Plastic black casio $25 watch
Galaga screens
Idiotic conversations, schools, cities, Clothes, music, airports, prosthetics
Pedantic
147 trillion mile relationships, WT hell
In 5 minutes
Not even for 5 year olds.
Penny Dreadful: Séance (2014)
Seance episode: characters, or shall we say spirits, demons
Seance episode: characters, or shall we say spirits, demons
Im not sure what, which, spirits participated.
First, the seance said amunet the serpent.
Seems as if just for some seconds until it started speaking lingala.
Second peter (or mina before?), name a mountain after me, until his death from dysentery.
Third, amunet, no amunet girl no, much older? Maybe Amun-Ra, the vampire.
How fitting. Dracula is Amun-Ra.
The devil, undead, eternal, everlasting, perpetual life, feeding from souls, blood, of others.
Fourth mina? Father, find me, save me.
Doubt I identified correctly any of them.
Even dorian gray is lost.
But sir malcom is not.
But then, the vampire is not after Vanessa after all, but after Amunet embodied in Van. A mummy plot.
The best scene in the series?
And just after, Frankenstein first born entrance. Wow
Have to see them all.
Wow, frankestein, van helsing, amun-ra, dracula, wolf man, Seance episode: characters, or shall we say spirits, demons
Im not sure what, which, spirits participated.
First, the seance said amunet the serpent.
Seems as if just for some seconds until it started speaking lingala.
Second peter (or mina before?), name a mountain after me, until his death from dysentery.
Third, amunet, no amunet girl no, much older? Maybe Amun-Ra, the vampire.
How fitting. Dracula is Amun-Ra.
The devil, undead, eternal, everlasting, perpetual life, feeding from souls, blood, of others.
Fourth mina? Father, find me, save me.
Doubt I identified correctly any of them.
Even dorian gray is lost.
But sir malcom is not.
But then, the vampire is not after Vanessa after all, but after Amunet embodied in Van. A mummy plot.
The best scene in the series?
And just after, Frankenstein first born entrance. Wow
Have to see them all.
Wow, frankestein, van helsing, amun-ra, dracula, wolf man, Dorian Gray, Jekyll-Hyde?
Missing, well of course, iron man.
Jack Ryan (2018)
Toooo much hype, homeland clone
Arab terrorism. CIA. Middle east. Were have I seen this before ?
Waiting for Israelis to pop up.
Just by S1 episode 5, saw beginning of season 2.
Clone of homeland.
CIA jack Ryan and James Greer don't measure up to Carrie Mathison and Saul Berenson.
CIA boss not even close to Dar Adal.
Jack ryan looks like you're wholesome son in law. No CIA, no wall street trader.
Suleiman doesn't have the bad terrorist type either, just doesn't.
Cast doesn't measure up.
And badges are worn in the naked back. Really?
Thats why Homeland IMDB rating is 8.3, Jack Ryan 8.1.
Next.
Homeland: Species Jump (2018)
They had me going
Paul berenson is a cia chief.
Do you believe he's all alone,
counting just on a retired agent w her retired friends?
He's counting on an old Russian retired college expert partner?
Yeah right.
He has at least 50 networks of Carrie Mathisons.
Or maybe, that's real life and is why they caught USA w their pants down on 9/11.
Penny Dreadful: City of Angels (2020)
Gunfight shoddy made
1. Gunfight scene were
brother shoots 5 policemen
And brother shots brother
there are over 12 policemen standing next/in front to them w guns drawn
9 next to the 3 police autos and 4 In top of the dirt knoll w crane.
shoddy staged.
2. Heavenly ghost sisters look too plain vanilla next to people.
Just the costumes.
Should have had a more out of this world look.
The First (2018)
Not a vision of 2030-70s Mars program, dated
This series is stuck at the end of the Space Shuttle program in 2011.
Its not a vision of 2030s-2070s, whenever it's going to happen.
Season 1, soooo much drama on liftoffs and orbit.
By the time the mars mission starts, even tourist will be undeterred to liftoffs and orbit.
We'll long be at the moon. Routine.
The mars mission, thoroughly tested by the possible crews and many other.
All procedures to be done in mars orbit, entry, being in mars, returning from mars,
would have been thoroughly tested in earth orbit and mars orbit (unmaned).
Maybe even done by SpaceX or whatever companies is/are dominant by that date.
Thousands of SpaceX Starships sent and returned.
Hundred of stations, settlements, teslas cybertrucks, etc. at mars.
Colonized already. The only ingredient missing, humans.
Really, how much money was invested in researching the kind of mars program will be like.
This is a 2011 vision, dated.
The crew, a psycho mess. loonies.
should a crew member be exposed to family drama at earth,
dead relatives, trouble at home, etc.?
Saw no future for season 2. Dead before it started.