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Tenderness (2009)
I enjoyed this film very much.
Just goes to show me not to pay too much attention to review scores. I thought this was a very well done suspenseful film. The three leads all impressed me with their acting, especially the young girl who plays Lori. I felt such a sadness watching her behavior, both pitiful and irritating, yearning for love, even an unhealthy one. Eric has his own demons and I was on edge not knowing what would happen between the two. I did not find this to be in any way predictable. It had some very tense scenes and some that I did not see coming. I cried at the end, I didn't expect that. It just hit me with emotions, especially empathy for the girl. Oh yeah, Russell Crowe did a good job with a fairly dreary part. I'd like to read the book it is based on by Robert Cormier.
Inside Man (2022)
3 stars for Tennant and Tucci
This was one of the most aggravating series I have watched. My God, all the characters acted like no ordinary person would act. None of this nonsense needed to happen. Not a lick of commom sense between the lot of them. Not including Tucci, I loved his character. The vicar, oh the vicar. What was he thinking? I can't say much more without giving away the "plot" but I will say that I honestly couldn't stand the character of Janice. Not an ounce of sympathy for her. How many more characters do I need? IMBD you need to reduce the requried amount for reviews. I almost stopped watching but just stayed mainly to follow Tucci. For a good bit of it I was yelling at the screen "what are you doing"? I think I pulled some hair out as well.
Soft & Quiet (2022)
Absolutely ridiculous.
Where to start? First off, what happened to soft & quiet? This started off with a few Karens complaining about brown people and Jews, with a few forbidden words thrown in. They were not convincing at all. Does anyone know a roomful of people this stupid? The "leader" emasculating her husband because he was the only one with a tiny bit of realizing this was a bad idea. I'm afraid I laughed at the behavior exhibited by the women ransacking and breaking a dish. Like a bunch of wild monkeys. And their solution to not get caught? Dumb and dumber would have done a better job. And if you paid attention, the "surprise" ending was given away while they were carrying out their master plan. Just plain ridiculous.
Pretty Little Liars (2010)
Not for adults.
Ugh. I just got HBOMax and was looking for some series to watch. This was on a list of one of the best shows on HBO. Got a decent rating on IMDB (7.4) so I decided to give it a go. I couldn't even get through the first episode. It is obviously aimed at the teen market, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. But the acting is atrocious and if this is the pilot, I figure it could only go downhill from here. The plot was so bad for the first show. I can tell it is going to be one of those long drawn out storylines with random characters thrown in. If you want a good watch, try Yellowjackets. Great show about teens. Has some Lord of the Flies undertones. Can't wait for Season 2 coming up this month.
Savage x Fenty Show Vol. 4 (2022)
Why so angry?
I will admit the only reason I watched was to see Johnny Depp. Big fan of his. Boy did he look out of his comfort zone. He wanted to smile, but didn't dare because apparently in this fashion display you must be fierce, sexy and wanting it bad! It was so overly sexual that I found it amusing. Give it to me here, lick me there, all night oh yeah. Many of the lyrics would not allow me to post this. But you get the point. The dancing was just the same thing over and over. Very tribal and you must have a fierce look on your face at all times. No fun will be allowed here. How many different ways are there to hump and gyrate and punch the air? Well I think they found most of them here. It was too much. How about dancers laughing and having a good time, which btw is contagious. No these dancers all looked so angry. Perhaps they all had wedgies from the scant clothing/loungerie/sports gear/sexy time pants? Not sure what style of clothing this was. The only thing I enjoyed was how uncomfortable Johnny Depp looked, and the performance by Maxwell.
Monster (2022)
Evan Peters nails Dahmer.
I am an avid fan of all things that show how a twisted mind operates. I've seen a plethora of true crime shows, docs about murderers and films/series based on true life events. This stood out more than most. The acting was superb (I've had my eye on Peters since AHS and knew he was a major talent) and the creep factor was, well, let's just say that sometimes I felt transported into the screen. All so realistically done you will want to binge watch all 10 episodes. So start early, or stay up all night like I did. Dahmer was an unusual case study. As bad as he was, he was not in the same league as sexual sadists such as Bundy, Gacy, BTK, Lake and Ng, the list goes on. They received pleasure from prolonging their victims suffering, torturing and maiming them for as long as they could keep them alive. I'm not downplaying Dahmers actions and their effect on all involved. I won't say any more, just watch this excellent series where Dahmer is brought to life onscreen.
War on Everyone (2016)
Give it a chance
In the beginning of the film I thought I was going to hate it. But I stuck with it, and with the right mindset I started to really enjoy it. Made in 2016, I was not familiar with it at all. Pena and Skarsgård were quite good together. And the non PC script was refreshing. You might hate it, or like me, it might grow on you. I gave an extra star because I was able to ogle one of the sexiest men on the planet. Alexander Skarsgård and I have been in an unrequited relationship since True Blood. Ah, Eric Northman. And he just starred in The Northman in 2022. A little trivia for you. But I digress. Watch this film.
The Courier (2020)
Engaging spy thriller
First, I loved this movie as I learned something new. I was unaware of Wynne and Penkovsky and the vital roles they played in the nuclear arms war. How much is true, I don't know, but the relationship formed in the film between the 2 men was quite touching. The acting was superb, you can always rely on Cumberbatch to put in a great performance. It was very compelling and had me on the edge of my seat at times. I would highly recommend having a watch.
Queenpins (2021)
Didn't think it would be for me but I was wrong
I really enjoyed this film, which pleasantly surprised me. I found it to be a breath of fresh air amidst all the films which contain L, V and sexual situations. I enjoyed all the characters and although it's not a laugh out loud film, I found there were many very amusing scenes. It was just nice to finish a film and feel a bit more lighthearted. The fact that it is based on a true story is even more intriguing. I'll have to Google that. I would recommend it.
The Tender Bar (2021)
Anyone else notice weird casting choice?
I really enjoyed this movie, I love Lily Rabe and thought Ben Affleck did a terriffic job as Uncle Charlie. I'm just curious about the casting of the older JR and wondered if anyone else noticed this oddity. Young JR has dark brown eyes, straight dark brown hair and looks (to me anyway) Italian. And then they switch to older JR who has blue eyes, light wavy hair and looks nothing like the kid. What the? I've seen this same kind of weird casting and wondered if anyone else is bothered by it. I guess it is a pet peeve, but come on - try a little harder. That is all.
Hype House (2022)
What? Really?
If you want a laugh, don't pay attention to the vomit rising in your stomach - watch one episode. Just one, that's all it takes. I watched 2 and I am still in disbelief. What has this world come to? I have no words, these kids are filthy rich because millions of pre teens think they are cute? The internet has truly reached it's audience. MIndless sycophants who put these teens on an undeserved pedestal. This makes Jackass look like Shakespeare. ***After reading my harsh review, I think something needs to be added. These are really young people, kids. There are adults making bank pulling the strings and they should be ashamed of themselves. Think about the child stars years ago and how well that turned out.
Victoria (2015)
Why Victoria, why?
This movie was enough to hold my attention, and there were some very tense scenes. But I can not get past the stupidity of, well, everyone. I was a pretty wild woman in my 20's, but even I wouldn't go off with 4 strangers, all of them men. Maybe the beginning scene with her trying her best to connect with the bartender was a glimpse into her loneliness. But still, the 4 Germans even seemed like trouble, so I was puzzled. The film goes along with bad decision after bad decision but it was all roses and sunshine at the end. I don't want to spoil it but I don't think I would recommend it, especially coming in at an overly long 2 hours and 18 minutes.
The Death & Life of John F. Donovan (2018)
Boring
So dull. Another in the closet story that does not engage. I found many of the scenes unbelievable, despite the great cast. I would give this one a pass.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
How I've missed him....
This "new blood" is definitely doing the series justice. I never thought I would say I'm in love with a serial killer, but Dexter has stolen my heart. I'm loving exploring this new persona, Jim Lindsay. I find the whole thing so well made and can't wait for each new episode to air. Deb's character can be a bit annoying, she needs to tone down the screeching a bit. But over all, this girl is loving it.
My Scientology Movie (2015)
I won't pay for a Tom Cruise movie, being a lowly SP.
I don't know where to start. First I have to commend Andrew Perez as Miscavige. He had me quaking in my boots. Excellent performance. If you are not a scientologist you are no more than the great unwashed to these people. When they are approached (cordially) by Louis Theroux they are unwilling to even give their names and behave in such a mean spirited way, as if he had just killed their puppy. Lying came as easily to them as breathing. I was surprised by Marty Rathbun's turn on a dime demeanor. He seemed downright menacing at times. Again, years of indoctrination I'm sure. But the thing that really angers me the most is the con job we have been fed by "nice guy" Tom Cruise all these years. He truly is a great actor, otherwise all of us suppressive personalities would not have shelled out our hard earned money for his movies. He is, after all, their biggest moneymaker. So publicly he must present himself in a user friendly way. As he ages, I can see more of the real Cruise and it ain't pretty. Not another dime from me and if enough others follow suit, maybe he and his bromance Miscavige can soar off hand in hand as thetans together. Thanks Louis Theroux for such an enlightening documentary.
Val (2021)
I dare you not to like this film.
I knew very little about Val's personal life. I just knew that I have loved his movies over the years. From Top Secret - which my sister and I fell in love with this hot new actor (not to mention laughing til we cried) to this latest documentary. There's some amazing footage in here and we are also introduced to Val Kilmer, the man. I had forgotten how many great films he has been in and how superb an actor he is. I knew nothing about the Mark Twain play and was blown away by his acting chops. This is truly entertaining, emotional and informative. A must see.