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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Part V (2022)
Star Wars fans will still find a way to complain
Wow. This episode is great. I love the flash back scenes Hayden killed it. I can't wait to see what the final holds in store. Fans will still find a way to complain and rate this show like a 4 when we all know it's a easy 8/10. Hopefully s2 has more flash backs and maybe a clone wars mission with Rex and Cody.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Really?
Why does Hollywood just keep making forced sequels nobody asked for just for money? Why? The action was good sure but was it really worth it to make this film rather then a brand new movie?
Kenobi: A Star Wars Fan Film (2019)
Why change the title? To get more attention?
Great movie you can tell these guys have a true passion for not only film but Star Wars as a whole. The camera work is impressive for a fan made film and the effects work while other fan made films struggle to feel real this one nails it ,but they changed they title just to get attention. I truly want to know why you guys did that? Takes away from the film in my option and is lazy. I'm that Karen I know I'm sorry!
The Book of Boba Fett: Chapter 6: From the Desert Comes a Stranger (2022)
The Force is Strong with this Episode
Best non-main battle / major showdown with the main big bad guys ep of the mando or fett shows. Slow start but strong finish for this shows first go. Mainly Ep 2/3 in my opinion. But I have still liked the show and I like the way it's heading and it's certainly in the right hands and this episode proves just that. Mando s3 and Fett s2 should be great pairing with the grey Jedi's Tv show as well. I'm just nerding out how it's all coming together. A long time coming. Clearly these writers know what we want as fans. Also for those justified die hard fans like myself you will love this episode in a way you did not know is all I will say, avoid stuff online no spoilers people keep it shut! I see you guys already. Star Wars is back!
True Fiction (2019)
If you see a good review DON'T TRUST IT,just fake people hired by the film makers.
This film is bad.
I don't write reviews I just rate titles for fun as a movie goer. But seeing the positive reviews and this weird cult like following for this film, I have to do people justice and warn you. If you want to waste an hour and 36 minutes that's fine but just go in with a warning. Hence why did this movie not go to Theaters if it was so good? Why is it FREE on prime of its such a master piece as all these comments claim?
The writing: While starting off strong and interesting about 35 minutes in it falls flat and gets old fast. Speaking in riddles and vague language to slow comes off as choppy and almost amateur style writing. The lead actress and actor have zero chemistry when delivering dialogue to each other. It comes off as forced.
The twist: Very easy to spot which is not a bad thing, the problem is all the plot holes that follow said twist.I wont spoil it at all, I will just say that it is filled with plot holes and is not believable.
The cinematography: Very well done, the shots mainly going from pedestal shots to over the shoulder shots worked very well. The tracking shots in particular were very well executed and hard to pull off with such a small set. Sadly that can't make up for poor writing and acting.
This movie comes off as a Steven King wannabe but delivers as much as tower of darkness.
Daughter of the Wolf (2019)
Not worth the Watch Yawn
I love movies. I watch to many of them. And while I try to be nice to movies. This one is just so bland and boring. It's almost like watching a Liam Neeson movie with out Liam Neeson and just a bunch of b list celebrities. Why charge me real money then? Just make it free to watch. Granted if they had made this movie free it might worth it. Can't get my time or money back so you get a poor review. Still give it a watch if you want I won't spoil a single thing. Just don't say you were not warned before watching.
Star Wars: Battlefront II (2017)
Sad excuse for a game
Terrible game, took them 3 years to just put out maps and characters we wanted. Do not waste your money on this game. Campaign Boring, online just filled with toxic players, never a even hero v villains matches. As a lvl 200 it's annoying so don't buy this game.