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Reviews
Adoration (2013)
Adore Saul (Hate the rest)
10 things I hate about you
. 1.) Harold the ugly mole chinless wonder is not only a particularly vacant character with no presence who leaves the plot line within 5 minutes nevertheless Harold gets all the women. 2.) Iain and Roz are doppelgängers with identical hair (enough said) 3.) Ian miraculously whacks out a dry pack of cigarettes whilst floating on a barge suspended in the middle of the ocean 4.) Tom (seemingly much like Harold) gets all the girls but is in fact boss eyed, dodgy haired with not only a rather flat arse and skinny waist but also the worse sex face in the world 5.) Massive fan of Ian, bar his weird jeans (massive turn off) 6.) Lil wears the same swimsuit for 10 years, despite the fact that her boobs would have inevitably sagged 7.) The end is dubious to say the least (see above) 8.) The cycle will inevitably be continued by the younger children however the director failed to come up with this creative ending (anything could have been better than what actually happened) 9.) amended title has no relevance, sounds like an ice-cream 10.) in reality Ian would have been killed by the rocks
Only promising acting came from Saul but in summary we'd give the whole film the elbow. (See what we did there)
Kisses, Rosie and Emily xoxoxo (keep your eyes peeled for our next review)
Not Another Happy Ending (2013)
Terrible Film
10 things I hate about you
1. the actress dresses like a wannabe indie school girl with a very limited wardrobe funded by the charity shop 2. the infuriating woman dressed as a 60s prostitute who does nothing to contribute to the film but sits in on every scene exposing her boobs 3. the character who appears initially handsome soon deteriorates, has multiple poorly paid jobs and eats chips in a monstrous fashion 4. the male protagonist cannot seem to decide his origin - have difficulty deciding if he is of Scottish, Indian or French descent due to his appalling acting 5. the background music sounds like its been composed by a Scottish 10 year old boy band 6. Willie is, number one - an awful name, and number 2 - old enough to be her dad 7. Our female protagonist is misleadingly skinny, consuming an abnormal quantity of cake - that of lemon drizzle, coconut and various cupcakes - however never gains weight 8. When romance finally sparks, our prostitute voyeur continues to watch as our hero consumes her face like one of her cakes 9. For some unknown reason our writer likes to sport the fashionable calculator watch 10. A tragic attempt at comedy at the end fails miserably when it appears our hero has keeled over from a tragic case of 3 minute pneumonia
Good features include: the protagonist's hair