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Total Recall (2012)
Rekall here i come
It's truly awful and you will need a trip to Rekall after watching it to wipe this horribly dull film from your mind after you have seen it.
Arnie's version is now a classic this is rubbish and Philip K. Dick will be spinning in his grave.
There were some good moments up until the end of the car chase scene, but after that this is a floater with one stupid, brain-numbing scene after another.
Without putting spoilers in this review lets just say in the future the world is populated by too many stupid people and robot cops that can't shoot to save themselves.
Also no Johnny cabs :(
The Avengers (2012)
Joss Whedon is a God
Awesome is another word that should be in the title, Joss Whedon did the business with this film. Please do not do another as it will ruin a spectacular first outing.....nah i'm kidding roll on the next one. Plenty of action and laughs throughout the entire film. Make sure you stay past the initial credits for the extra scene which was no surprise when you have watched a few Marvel films. All the cast have plenty of on screen time and they did milk a scene and rightly so during about 2/3 in when the Destroyer weapon is used.
Funniest bits were with the Hulk mainly punching people....Yah violence.
Elfie Hopkins (2012)
Really really poor
Just been to a preview screening of this film, and i hate to say this but within 5 minutes into the film you can just sense its crap.
89 Min's later and i was proved right but hoping it would get better. Not sure were to start but Ray Winstone token performance was wasted. Accents by British actors were rubbish, you could moan more if it was Americans trying to do accents, but god forbid it was Brits doing it. The acting was wooden most of the time the plot was tired and predictable and i could carry on in this way but i can't be bothered :( Overall do not see this film even drunk it would look rubbish, but as i always say you have to see some turkeys to appreciate good stuff!