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The First Omen (2024)
Shocking
How can a horror film be this bad? Started slow which isn't an issue but never improved.
For a prequel you can see where this will end if you've watched the films, but how it gets there is slow, predictable, time consuming and sometimes comical. There are a few scenes which made me laugh, yes laugh, in a horror film!!!
There are scenes that added no value to the film but seam to be padding and others that although make sense later on, could have been trimmed down.
I won't spoil it but I can't imagine at any horror fan will like this and any 6+ ratings are paid for.
I'd rewatch the original again instead of this.
Road House (2024)
OK for an hour, then shocking!!
Bereft of any originality, it follows the original storyline with some change around of characters, a hefty increase in actresses and diversity as well, that's modern Hollywood for ya.
The dialogue is monotonous and doesn't move the story in any interesting direction, it is delivered awfully!
Is this film a 1, No however once McGregor turns up it instantly drops to a minus. He can't act, he's wooden, unbelievable and ruins the last hour.
Why was this 2 hours?? Too long, not enough to keep your attention and becomes boring at times. One of the worst films I've watched for quite a while, awful.
Manifest (2018)
Started alright....
Started OK after reading the reviews and watching a trailer. Season 1 was good and developed the story with some supernatural elements. No real ending and then onto season 2 which continued in the same vein with a few sub plots and started to drag. Again no real ending and then onto season 3 and 4, if season 1 was a 7, season 2 a 5, season 3 was probably a 3. Watched season 4 over the last few days and was comical with a rating that was a minus. It really does drag on, the dialogue and acting is awful and 20 episodes is far too many. The final episode is a disgrace and knew what would happen. I actually thought if that happens..... And it did. Awful ending to an awfully slow and turgid show.
Cobweb (2023)
Not worth 1 star
Some say this started out well and got worse, well it didn't. It started slow, boring and predicatable and became a comedy until the point that I wanted to skip to the end, to see what climax there wasn't and then turn it off. Like an idiot I watched it all and this was stupid, stupid beyond words.
The plot was simple and quite easy to comprehend but somehow the dialogue and script plus some acting was so silly that you lost all focus and couldn't relate to anyone or anything. The worst film I've watched in years and would guess most of the positive reviews have a vested interest in the film.
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
Shockingly bad
30.minutes in and nothing has happened except for poor acting, character development or a cohesive story. How is this even a rating of 5. I've seen better b grade films.
Straight Outta Compton (2015)
Hard hitting
All the negative reviews I don't get?! I don't watch dramas, rom coms etc as I wouldn't appreciate them, some thing a lot of reviewers couldn't do. The story is of 5 men who came from the mean streets whilst sending a message despite prejudices and racism. Yes there are flaws, things missing but you've missed the point. Enjoy the music, the 90s and watch with an open mind.
Vendetta (2022)
Slow, boring and predictable
So stick Willis in for 3 minutes, Tyson in for 5 and think you'll get viewers. It's slow, boring and the acting is soo bad its a comedy. The lead character is so poor and unbelievable and the others are just as bad. Tyson is shocking and only Willis in his few minutes is OK.
Old (2021)
Awful
Reviews looked amazing but it transpires the trailer is the best part and the vast majority is slow, tedious drivel. MNS should be ashamed. The story is slow, the acting poor and a complete waste of time.
Malignant (2021)
What is it??
Is this a comedy, a thriller or horror? This is plain awful and so bad it's funny. No horror, suspense or supernatural elements just generally flows through numerous genres to an end which is more welcomed. The first 30 minutes is slow and tedious, the next 30 starts to build and arouses interest to then become laughable and more comedic. The only enjoyable part was that it ended.
A Quiet Place (2018)
Snooze fest
One of the worst (so called) horror films I've ever seen. I won't go through the vast list of issues with this film it's the fact the reviews are so high for such a slow and tedious film. I've seen b movies with better scripts, ideas or deliverence and as for the ending!!!!
I intended the watch number 2 but after this I don't believe I can? In fact the wife wants to watch Live Island.....
The Lodge (2019)
Shocking
How anyone can rate this is astounding. I cannot find the words to describe how awful this film is.
As a lover of supernatural and horror films this has to be the worst I have ever seen. The opening 20 minutes starts with a great set up and appears to be an intriguing film but then descends into something indescribable. It has no reasoning, no plot, no direction and drifts through scene upon scene to an Inexplicable and stupid ending.
It appears to try and copy The Shining (house, location, weather and general premise) but falls into the writings of a lunatic and rambles through different films to become nothing.
I can only presume that those giving high ratings have a vested interest in the film.
The Swerve (2018)
OMG!!!!!!
Slow, poorly written, predictable and down right awful. Yes the acting is good but apart from that the writing, plot and development is dire. Drawn out and could / should have been 30 minutes.
There are that many questions unanswered during at the end is shocking and watched, waiting for some twist, shock or reasoning?? No, awful, predictable end with more questions than a quiz.
All the positive reviews are from persons with a vested interest in this doing well.
Avoid at all costs.
Sons of Anarchy (2008)
Comical towards the end
Started off not too bad but at the end of series 7 it was more of a comedy, awful writing, dialogue, story lines and predictability. How i stuck this out for all 7 series i dont know!! S7 was shocking, Marilynn Manson, Courtney Love casted in due to failing figures and did they make any difference? They cant act and played no relevant part and don't get me started on the finale (if that's what it was) i watched the last 4 - 5 series with my mind wandering as the show meandered from boring story to predictable end. The characters were unconvincing and invincible unless they wanted to die and then accepted it with Hollywood grace like no-one was bothered. Everyone against them is dumb, slow and blind and the SOA are gutless, immoral, two faced witless cretins with no morals or standards. A ridiculous show that made lockdown pass that little bit slower.
The Aggression Scale (2012)
Dont believe the ratings
This is poor at best.
The characters are unconvincing, poorly cast, annoying and wooden.
the script is dire, no development, no reasoning, no build up and the direction is all over the place.
The score is weak, poorly executed and gives no sense of timing or relevance.
the story is quite original but apart from that its shocking.
Delirium (2018)
Quite poor
Quite slow and predictable.
If you have half a brain you will quickly realise his mother is alive as the story is lame and poorly executed. The ending doesn't answer any questions and leaves a lot to the imagination.
Me personally i wouldnt bother and look for something a little easier to watch and less predictable.
Ryde (2017)
Atrocious!!!
So lets get this right. A random maniac goes on the rampage and murders numerous innocent people for an unknown reason and that's all you will ever know.
Has the chance to sleep with gorgeous women but doesn't bother and murders anyone, anywhere and no-one sees a thing???
Shocking story, acting, direction and ending. If i could leave it less than 1 star i would
IT (2017)
Boring, predictable dross
I know this is a remake so we all know what happens but with a few variations, twists etc. This was sooo predictable that my mind was constantly wandering and lurching back to the original and wondering why the script was changed and changed by someone with the mental age of 7. This was chapter one then?, i will watch chapter in 4 or 5 years when its on film 4 for free.
From the positive reviews it appears those are from either children (which is naughty), someone who has never read the book (sloppy), never seen the original (why?), or paid to submit reviews for poor films and yes they do exist.
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)
How slow and tedious???
Read the reviews and couldn't wait to see this!!!
I was so bored and sat there thinking this must get better, there must be a scare somewhere.
I stopped the film part way through to see if i was watching the correct one as the reviews were positive in general.
This was actually laughable as it scary parts were so poorly done it was funny.
The story was OK, the acting OK but as for the horror it was appalling. It was predictable, slow, tedious (continue to add as you see fit)....
I can only presume to positive reviews are from kids or from persons with a vested interest in promoting the film.
The Visit (2015)
Do i really have to give this a star
Enjoyed a couple of m Night films and after the reviews thought id give the Visit a go.
Where do I start? It was boring, predictable, tedious drivel that I was actually day dreaming whilst watching it. Is rubbing a dirty nappy in a childs face the best we can now hope for from M? OK they came from a mental hospital, how did they get out? who contacted them about the kids coming to stay? why did they murder them? why did she only become mad after 09:30? why weren't the police already looking for them? why did no-one recognise them? why did it take 70 minutes of tedious drivel to show what we already knew was happening? It is obvious that a few reviews are from paid personnel but how anyone could enjoy this is beyond my comprehension.
Judas Ghost (2013)
A bit slow
There's not enough to keep horror fans entertained even if it is for under 70 minutes. The characters are wooden and appear to read a script 30 seconds before being filmed and there's no real development or story.
OK so we know they are ghost hunters but how do they develop magic powers and create lights with chalk and salt??? A door that moves around a room and a ghost that stands around not doing much. The music was OK but didn't have the suspense or purpose of a higher budget film.
Positives, Lucy Cudden looked amazing (worth a couple of stars for her)and it was better than watching terrestrial rubbish. Not horrendous but not great.
The Inbetweeners 2 (2014)
OMG, how bad was this
As a massive fan of all 3 series and the first film, I couldn't wait for this. This was one of the most eagerly anticipated films since the first on for me and was like a kid in a sweet shop. I watched this last night and was bored to tears and couldn't wait for it to end. I think I laughed once, chuckled once and then rest was tedious, boring, predictable drivel.
The only points worth watching are in the trailer so save yourself 90 minutes and watch that.
Never did I think that I could say this about the second best comedy ever behind OFAH. I really hope this is the last one before it changes persons opinions.