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Needful Things (1993)
What a piece of @#£%
Read the novel, and discover the true Leland Gaunt.
Taking over a town, piece by piece... Greed, gluttony, manipulation
THAT is the true Leland Gaunt.
Not this washed-up sorry for a movie.
Arguably, the worst adaptatio of a King novel
Holmes & Watson (2018)
Even worse than Ghostbusters (2016)
The headline speaks for itself...
Unfunny, ungoofy, un-anything, despite the gratuitous cameos of A-listers
How to Get Girls (2017)
This is not a John Hughes film
If this is not a John Hughes high school movie, then what is it? It's most definitely not Bob Clark's Porky's, because Porky's was kinda funny.
The OTT acting, the jokes that has been used more than a $5 hooker at a Vegas convention and the frog-cum-prince story line made me stop watching at probably 30 minutes in this "coming of age (HAHA) movie." There are no redeeming qualities to this movie. None. Zip. Zero. Nada. Nothing. It's a black hole of God-knows-what.
I highly doubt that even over-sexed high school kids will find anything in this movie remotely funny, or amusing.