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Sludge (2017)
Not a bigfoot movie. Apyr confirmed!
This is not a bigfoot movie. You will not see a bigfoot in this movie. There is no mention of a bigfoot in this movie. There is, however, a mutated demonic freak creature brutally eviscerating everything in its path. Is this a "good" movie? No. Is this a fun movie? Sure. Some things to expect...
1. Apyr
2. CGI vomit
3. Killer mud puddles
4. Breasteses
5. Disorienting camera work
6. Brutal deaths
7. Rapey rapers
8. Toxic waste
9. CGI fireworks coming out of a mud puddle (slow clap)
And much more. Do you like low budget indie movies? Do you like SOV horror? If you said yes then you might enjoy this one.
Kampout (2017)
Worst Costume Ever
Look, I understand that sometimes there isn't a budget. I don't know who made this bigfoot costume but they should have just went to Halloween express and been done with it. I guarantee that if the elusive plot, the terrible acting, or the garbage camera work doesn't make you laugh, the bigfoot will. What's vest (as in worst) is that they don't even try to hide the terrible bigfoot costume. It gets lots of screen time. Good job, guys. I'll remember this one for a while. 3 stars for the laughs.