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Almost Naked Animals (2011)
This was actually targeted for kids?
Dear Noah Jones are you freaking kidding me? You actually targeted this show to our children? This doesn't even look like a kids show! This looks like an internet show that would be targeted for college kids. I mean are you kidding me? This makes other horrible shows like Johnny Test look like Charlie Brown and it makes Out Of Jimmy's Head look like Hey Arnold. NO I AM NOT KIDDING .. THIS ACTUALLY MAKES OUT OF JIMMY'S HEAD LOOK LIKE HEY ARNOLD!!!!!
I mean, why would you actually release a children's show about animals running around and having misadventures in their underwear? I mean I've seen other stuff like this before like the book series Captain Underpants but that's a different story because that story is actually about a tough school principal who is secretly a superhero in underwear disguise, this show on the other hand has female animals topless and in their bikinis! There is no family fun value whatsoever with this horrid show, watching this show makes me wonder why I am even living on this planet.
So many parents complained about how so horrible this show was some of them even considered it to be porn! I don't blame them! Even when my mom watched this show for the first time on Cartoon Network (Usually she doesn't really care what TV shows we watch) even she thought the show was gross and believe me it triggered her to write a letter to Cartoon Network about how horrible that show was and wanted it off the air.
Believe it or not when our children of today get older and they look back at this show later in life they will completely regret it and they will wonder why they were even exposed this show in the first place. I mean there were some shows I regret watching as a child like Butt Ugly Martians and Street Sharks but this I swear even Butt Ugly Martians and Street Sharks were way much better shows to watch than this garbage they actually release for kids. I thought Out Of Jimmy's Head was the real horrid crap but seriously just why release this .
This show wouldn't be such a problem if they had to target it for kids. Like come on even I don't want my future kids to be watching such a show like this. Thankfully the show was taken off Cartoon Network within I believe 1 year, they also had another terrible show on called Scaredy Squirrel but even I think that show was way much better to watch than ALMOST NAKED FREAKING ANIMALS!!!! Seriously Noah Jones, I don't think making kids cartoons are you're thing. I think he needs to stop making cartoons for kids and probably try his best to make a cartoon that would be better for teenagers or adults and put it on adult swim or something. So far Noah Jones made 3 cartoons, (Fish Hooks, Almost Naked Animals & Pickle & Peanut).
Fish Hooks wasn't really all that good and Pickle & Peanut was just a waste of time. Of course Pickle & Peanut came after Almost Naked Animals but I think Pickle & Peanut should have just been a show for Adult Swim.
Overall . Almost Naked Animals is a complete disaster and believe me no child or adult should ever have to be forced to watch this. This show makes me want to become a fan of Johnny Test and Out Of Jimmy's Head I am not even kidding around here guys .
Oobi (2000)
Boring and Uncreative
I'm 19 years old and pretty much I remember watching this show back when I was in the 1st grade.
I will be honest here, its really not that much of a good show. In fact when my sister was 5 years old she only watched it once with me and guess what? She didn't like it either! I was very shocked when I was a kid because she really loves everything when it comes to Television. (Anything from Lazytown to Barney, From Sesame Street to Max & Ruby, From Pappyland to Mister Rogers, From Dora to Little Bill, From Wonder Pets to Teen Titans)
What we really hate about the show is that the way Oobi and his friends and family talks. Its like "Oobi play Five Nights Freddy's you play Five Nights Freddy's you play Five Nights Freddy's!" and "Uma dance Harlem Shake you dance Harlem Shake you dance Harlem Shake!" like really....
What is the reason here Oobi and the gang have to talk like that? It loses our children's ability to talk right! Heck, even my parents hate the way they talk! They even agree that it can affect our children the way to speak (Whether they have autism or not).
Believe it or not I once had to deal with a classmate back in 2nd grade who copies the way Oobi talks. Believe me the teacher and the classmates hated that! Guess what? The teacher believed that the student was copying Oobi's language!
Another thing my little sister pointed out about how much she hates the show is that they are just using hands with googly eyes and they don't even wear any clothes. Yep my little sister actually yelled out "THEY'RE NAKED!!!". I know its somewhat awkward but its true.
Most of these episodes feel like they were done in only 1 day. The characters looks are really basic and very bland, most of the music is basic too. (Mostly the music in this show is usually used a banjo)
I only watched this show a few times, then I had it!
Maybe if Oobi talked properly and if the characters had more interesting looks and if the episodes had more better and more interesting story lines than maybe this show wouldn't have been so bad.
Overall I probably wouldn't let my future kids watch this show. Its really boring, uninteresting, uncreative, and really bland.
Caillou (1997)
How the heck did this get on TV?
Like seriously Jesus Christ.... How did this piece of crap get on TV on PBS Kids? If you want me to be honest, there probably could be other shows for preschoolers that are worse, but let me tell you something this might be the absolute worst TV show for preschoolers in the history of television. If there worse, please do me a favor and don't let me know.
I've seen Peppa Pig, Lazytown, Dino Dan, Oobi, Dora The Explorer, Yo Gabba Gabba, The Wiggles, Go Diego Go, Ni Hao, Kai-Lan, Max & Ruby, Tickety Toc, The Fresh Beat Band, Teletubbies, and Barney the purple annoying dinosaur (and You thought Barney was worse enough) CAILLOU TAKES THE CAKE! I am not even kidding... This show is even worse than Barney!
Caillou's parents always seem to let him get in their way like a doormat. The parents don't even seem to really give a crap about their kids at all.
Their was this one episode where Caillou's little sister Rosie kept on bothering him and then Caillou goes tell his mother. The mom says "I am busy! Maybe Rosie just wants to play with you", Caillou then says "But I don't want to play with her!". Caillou's mom then says "Caillou I'm busy! I cannot be solving your problems all the time! You and Rosie need to learn to work out your own problems!" Caillou then yells "NO WE CAN'T!".
Are you kidding me.... What the heck is this? Is this a preschool show or some sort of cliché reality show? Most of the episodes are written like it is a reality show, rather than a preschool show.
To make it even worse in the episode where Caillou is still being bothered by Rosie, she comes into Caillou's room when he wants to be alone while reading his book, he then kicks her out of the room and then she starts banging on the door and starts crying. Caillou's mom then knocks on the door and asks "Did you made Rosie cry?" and Caillou replies with a no. Then what do you think the mother does? She shrugs and picks up Rosie and then she leaves...
Caillou is such a liar and his mother believes that her son did not made Rosie cry. What the hell.....
There was also an episode where Caillou is tired of being a big boy and decides to behave like a baby because he says his sister Rosie gets all the luck and doesn't even have to clean up. The mother then says "Okay if you want to behave like a baby then fine go ahead!". You know? If I decided to behave like a baby when I was a kid my mother wouldn't let me do anything like play video games or go to the movies. Caillou's parents are seriously careless... Its like they never even heard of Supernanny! They sure do need her!
But now for the worst episode of the whole show. The infamous episode "Caillou Joins the Circus". In this episode, when Caillou got all dressed and brushed his teeth, his dad comes in and is proud of him (Which is alright, after all getting dressed by yourself and brushing your teeth by yourself when you are little is a pretty good sign to show that you are growing up) until..... When Caillou says "I don't want to be late for the circus" Caillou didn't realize that the circus was actually supposed to come tomorrow. His dad then says "Oh no Caillou that's not today! The circus is not until tomorrow" and then what happens? Caillou gets all upset and yells "NO ITS TODAY I GOT ALL DRESSED ITS TODAY!!!!!" and then throws himself on the floor throwing a fit and even woke up his sister Rosie.
The dad didn't even told Caillou to go to his room and told him that you are grounded or anything!!
What kind of preschool show is this? Is this even for preschoolers? I swear whoever created this show, I bet he/she had witnessed some messed up stuff as a child.
The animation is awful (Max & Ruby which was somewhat similar to Caillou had better animation than this) The backgrounds are murky and very sloppy, they look so fake when you look at them!
Believe it or not, Caillou's voice makes The Wonder Pets sound like a Celtic Woman song.
The background music is alright but not very inspiring, in fact some of the background music sounds like a sick elephant trying to blow its nose into a tuba.
If you want me to be honest with you, I know you people have seen many bad preschool shows before but no, let me tell you. THIS SHOW MIGHT BE THE #1 WORST PRESCHOOL SHOW EVER CREATED IN TELEVISION HISTORY!
You know what? If I actually went on vacation with my kids and at the hotel, we were only allow to watch either Caillou or Barney, I would certainly choose Barney. Barney might be an annoying pile of sh*t but at least he doesn't throw temper tantrums or inspire horrible ideas to help our children think that its okay to get our own way all the time. I am not kidding you guys. Caillou is much, much, much, much, much worse than Barney or any other horrible preschool show in the world!
The fact that Caillou is telling our children that its okay to break the rules, and whine to your parents all the time, pretty much means, that this is really where the real hellhole is in this show.
But if you would love your child to become spoiled and rotten and throw temper tantrums all the time and yell at you all the time, then you can let him/her watch the show.
Space Chimps (2008)
They should have never made this stupid movie!
There's no horrid movie like this, I swear to god this movie is nearly almost half as bad and disgraceful as Titanic: The Animated movie. (The first cartoon Titanic movie not the third one) but I am not even kidding its almost that bad as that movie!!!!
I saw this movie when I was 12 with my girlfriend on our date night and we were thinking that this movie would be okay. Wow.... We were wrong. The animation makes the early episodes of Veggie Tales look like The Polar Express. The jokes are completely uninspiring (Example: Roger that! Who is roger?) WHAT?!?!? We didn't even heard anyone laugh in the theater! In fact we even over heard a little boy in the movie theater whining to his parents that he hates the movie and wants to leave.
In fact we actually saw a few people walked out of the movie. Fortunately me and my girlfriend we able to make it through this movie, but I swear to god.
THIS MOVIE RUINED OUR DATE NIGHT!
The animation is ugly, the jokes are unfunny and uninspiring, the story lines are boring, everything in this movie is terrible!
What were they thinking? This movie should never have even been made. Even the part where that stupid candy alien was dancing and the that not really cute orange whatever you call her and her screaming.... NOT FUNNY!
This is the worst CGI movie I have ever seen! Don't ever watch this movie, me and my girlfriend walked out and we felt like we have been robbed. We wasted $8 on this stupid movie!
And they call this movie cute.... Yeah right.....
UGLY!
The Gambler (2014)
Very boring.... No fun at all.
I can't believe I choose this crap over Disney's into the woods! This is got to be the most boring movie I have ever seen since Antz. Heck, I even over heard someone who was sitting in the back of me (When I fell asleep) whispering to her husband "I told you we should have seen Annie!!! Instead we got watch this boring garbage!!!"
I know this movie is a drama and it is supposed to be boring, normally I can handle boring movies but Jeez, this movie was just too boring for me. I was able to make it through without leaving though (Unlike when I saw Earth to Echo where I had to leave, It was the very first movie I walked out of early, I couldn't even finish the first 20 minutes of that movie) but while watching it, I actually fell asleep and woke up 30 minutes before it was over.
The movie was very predictable, the fight scenes were also predictable and they weren't the kind of fight scenes in other movies mostly like "WHOA! Didn't see that coming!!!" they're were mostly like "Eh... I know that would happen..." It wasn't even that very sad and even the ending really wasn't that sad either.
Honestly, this is the most boring I have ever seen since Antz. I actually even saw someone left the movie right before it was even over.
I should have seen Into the woods instead.
If you are looking for a better movie with a very deep feeling, watch Interstellar that movie is way much better than this boring crap!
Johnny Test (2005)
Johnny Test is such a bad role model for our children.
As you all must know that honestly I used to like Johnny Test when I was in the 3rd grade, I really did... However, when I became 13 I then realized that this show is a rip off of a lot of shows. (Dexter's Lab, Jimmy Neutron, Peabody and Sherman, Jonny Quest, Johnny Bravo, Men in Black, Fairly Oddparents, and even The Simpsons) It stole a lot of jokes from those shows! The soundtrack makes my ears bleed if you ask me, the music in this show makes the songs on "Radio Disney" sound decent. The voice acting is terrible (Johnny Test is 11 years old but honestly, he sounds more like he is 16 than 11) The characters are cliché and very uninspiring, plus even worse... The name of the town where Johnny Test lives in is called "Porkbelly' PORKBELLY?!?! THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! I understand it was supposed to be funny but that just makes no sense!!! So cringe worthy... What were they thinking?
Johnny Test is probably the worst show I have ever seen in my whole life. No Creative thoughts, Not Funny, Completely boring and unwatchable, Lazy, and everything in this show is completely worthless...
BUT I AM NOT DONE YET WITH THIS REVIEW!
Now I have to tell you all about what this show teaches our children: (I realized this now that I am 18)
This show teaches our kids how to disobey your parents, fail in school, accept dead end jobs, get your own way all the time, refuse to do chores, not have any friends, not how to get a girlfriend, how to be spoiled, how to be lazy, and a whole lot of bad other things.
If you ask me Johnny Test is a bad influence for our kids. He hates school, he is so disrespectful and shellfish to his parents, he's rude to his sisters and he annoys them (Yes what I also forgot to mention that this show also teaches kids how to be rude to their siblings) He is very lazy, he doesn't even study for his tests, he also skips school (Remember that episode when Johnny Test creates a snow machine so he doesn't have to go to school), Not to mention he is also very rude to his teacher.
Do you want your child acting like Johnny Test? Do you want your child to hate school and fail, be disrespectful to you, be disrespectful to his/her siblings, be lazy and not study tests and skip school? I DON'T THINK SO! (Also remember that one episode when Johnny Test yelled "Its been a long week and I want some play time!!!") Would you want your child saying that to you? NO!
Johnny Test, you are a spoiled brat you brainwashed our kids into thinking that its okay to hate school and disobey your teachers and parents! HOW FREAKING SHAMEFUL!!!!
Scott Fellows is a fake cartoonist and he brainwashed our children!!!
Well, that's all I now have to say for this review... Please do me a favor and do like everyone is doing:
Keep your children away from this show along with Problem Solverz and let them watch better shows like "Hey Arnold, Dexter's Lab, Jimmy Neutron, Peabody and Sherman, Jonny Quest, Johnny Bravo, Rocko's Modern Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is magic, Courage the cowardly dog, Blue's Clues, Sesame Street etc".
If I actually do get kids one of these days I am totally not letting them watch this show! (Problem Solverz too)
That's the end of the review. I hope you people out there understand!
Earth to Echo (2014)
Not a good movie (I really wanted to like it) :(
I saw this move by myself last night but I only watched 30 minutes of the movie then I left... Now don't get me wrong but I really love Sci-fi movies but this movie was so not worth my night. (It was so not worth it) there weren't actually any people in the movie the only people who were watching the movie was "Me and a father who was with his daughter who looked like she was 7 years old or something". This movie I really wanted to give it a chance and I tried to love this movie and enjoy it, but I couldn't I COULDN'T! :'(
You wanna know why?:
The way the movie was filmed and written was like something that would be done for a school movie project or a fun movie for YouTube not an actual movie that got released in theaters! The camera quality was terrible! It was a very cheap movie, it actually looked like it was created by middle school kids. I thought the movie would be something awesome as "The Amazing Spiderman or E.T." but no and I really tried to give the movie a chance but it wasn't worth it... I had to leave I couldn't take it anymore... :(
So yeah that's pretty much all I have to say for the movie because I only watched it for 30 minutes then I left because I thought I was going to have a headache and I really tried to give this movie a chance and enjoy it but I couldn't, it was a very cheap and unwatchable movie! I will never watch it again but if you like the movie that's okay I respect your opinion but I just gotta say that movie should have been put on YouTube or on DVD or on TV not in the movie theaters... Those kind of movies like this shouldn't be allowed in theaters...
For anyone who didn't see the movie and want to see it:
Go ahead and give it a try, but I just have to give you a warning though you will not be happy...
In conclusion:
This is NOT the worst movie ever made though, its just cheap and stupid...
(My opinion, if you like the movie its okay)