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My Policeman (2022)
Weird but also pleasant experience
If you grew up with Harry you probably have the same weird feeling seeing him play such a vulnerable character.
The plot is powerful and the actors great.
Emma has such quiet but yet delicate way when it comes to her acting.
My heart broke at least once during this movie. I knew it would be a powerful story, but I think a combination between the story and the ones playing the characters had me relate to it a little too much.
It scares me how the world welcomed this movie. The fact that it did not get much more hype by the world outside of the Fandom that belongs to the main actor perfectly explains the saying "Don't judge a book by it'd cover."
Blonde (2022)
Shame on you!
I only got one thing to say to the people in charge of having this trash made: shame on you! You are literally making Marilyn a laughing stock. It is cruel, disgusting and vile to portray her life this way! You could have done so much to tell the story of her life, and you chose this? Take the movie that shows the life of Elvis for example. That is how you honor the life of a legend. We will never ever see a woman like Marilyn ever again, and you step on her legacy like she was nothing. Like Sha was trash! To the actress who portrayed Marilyn: You just ruined your life, your career. Hoe embarrassing to start your life in the spotlight putting the most amazing woman's legacy on show like this. You got the honor of portraying a legendary woman and this is felt okay to you?
I cant emphasize enough how tragic this movie was.
Stranger Things (2016)
Waited 6 years
I hadn't watched this show before 1 week before season 4 comes out. It didn't struck my mind that it would be something I'd like. Yet, I did. Best decision ever. I'm ending up having to watch all 3 seasons just a week before season 4 premieres. Smart huh? Also, if they kill Steve I'll go out on the street and protest! Will is definitely the younger brother I never had. Love Noah's acting.
And Finn too! Millie is meh, but Joe as Steve is *chefs kiss*
Patiently waiting for Friday now.
Young Royals (2021)
My favorite Scandinavian show on Netflix.
This show is so important to young people in this world. Topics like sexuality, anxiety, depression, adhd, low class vs high class and much more are included. If you enjoy lgbtq shows you should definitely watch this. It includes older teenagers and one of them doesn't even realize that he might like boys before he actually does. It's important that these people are represented because they exist everywhere along with those who being gay was easy for them to realize. If you find it hard to watch because of the Swedish language I suggest you give it a go regardless. It is available with English dub if not. I am patiently waiting for season 2 now.
Heartstopper (2022)
Such an important show for the younger generation
This is such an important story. It should be high school material and every teenager should watch it to open their minds. It takes topic as sexuality, bullying, anxiety and general mental health and squeezes them into a masterpiece like this. I have read already how many teenagers have used this show to come out to their parents, which is wonderful. I hope to see more of Charlie and Nick. 10/10 will keep watching to the end of time.
Uncharted (2022)
Uncharted gamefan? Give Tom a chance.
I started my gaming "career" on Nathan Drake and Lara Croft. Treasure hunters like Nathan is dear and incredibly close to my heart. Nobody will ever be able to replace Nathan as you see him in all the 4 games we all love so very much. But! For a young Nathan that is just introduced to the treasure hunting world, and as a young Nathan who they can keep building up, Tom does a pretty damn good job. Tom really does an awesome job giving us that Drake charm, even though I feel that Tom and Nate is pretty similar when it comes to characteristics of the personality. Sully however, could have been a lot better cast than this particular actor. I hope we will see more of Nathan on screen in the future, hopefully played by Tom. And if we are lucky we will se Elena introduced into the movie franchise as well. And if there ever comes a movie where Nathan and Sam is in the plot of a movie I will probably be able to die very happy. Uncharted is one of my favorite game series and nothing will ever beat that, but for now, this is a perfectly captured version of young Nathan and we are lucky that a talented actor such as Tom was chosen, and not some lifeless dull actor who isn't even familiar with the franchise.
Hype House (2022)
3 stars for the only mature person, Chase.
Thomas, honey. You need to wake the f up and understand that if you keep on giving this much, you'll retire by 35 bc you're so burnt out trynna turn something that is not possible to turn. You keep complaining that there's a split in the group. Then let them go? It's that simple. Not everyone is meant to be together forever. Chase, you are beyond the most mature person. The only thing netflix capture with this show is how immature teenagers and early 20 year Olds can be. And they should not be in charge of this kind of work.
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
It tops Endgame by a million!!!
I can honest to all the gods say that I've never seen a movie this insane. Almost 3 hours of the most intense roller coaster you've ever been on! If you are a Spider Man geek and loved the whole franchise, THIS MASTERPIECE TOP THEM ALL! Tom, you are insane! Andrew, God you are amazing, And Toby, man. It was such an honor to see you again in the suit. I never thought I would ever a movie better than Endgame, but Sony! You took the cake with this one! This is what cinema magic is all about. Zenday, you're a goddesses! It's a piece of art that can in my opinion NOT BE TOPPED!
Bones (2005)
Dear rater called "Etfuda"
You wrote an amazingly long review about your vision of this show. This show ran for a total of 12 seasons and 245 episodes. I doubt you watched more than 20 of those 245 episodes. And let's say you did watch more than 20 episodes: You've managed to write a review of a show you did not like, only to waste..., I don't know, let's say at least 15 minutes of your time. This review is not a good review. Regardless of your opinions of the show, you've repeated yourself at least 10 times by not even giving it criticism. You don't like Temperance? Well, you don't understand her. You don't understand Seeley either. You don't understand Lance, Angela, Camille, Zack, Jack or any of the characters' personality. Temperance is a woman with no social antenna. She had lived her entire life in her own world inside a lab studying human remains. She has never been a part of the world or interacted properly with humans and their emotions EVER. She is the way she is because she is not a part of the big world and what the world has to offer. You can somewhat compare her to Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory. Little by little, episode by episode she steps out into the world and further and further away from her life inside the lab only to understand that she is not the only human being on this planet. She's basically a grain of rice in a field of rice plants. She is one in almost 8 billion, something she didn't know before she opened herself up to knew things, new situations and new opportunities. Seeley manages to pick up her as a lump of undeveloped blob of clay and shapes her into a person that she didn't know she could be.
Since you don't understand Temperance, you can not understand her development during the 245 episode that this show ran for. There is a reason for the high ratings. All these people, who rated this show a 10 out of 10, they did something you didn't. They understood her. They understood all of the characters. And since you do not understand Tempee, you do not get to have a vote. Your rating of this show is not valid.
Millions of human beings rated this show 8 or more stars for a reason. And their rating is valid because they managed to do something you did not. They understood. Until you manages to understand this character and all the other characters in this show, your opinion means zero.
So I advise you;
Watch the show again with open eyes. Hey, do some research on people who lack social skills. Do some research on people who use their whole life to study our bodies and not our minds. And you'll understand that this show, is an eye opener for millions upon millions of humans on this planet. There is a reason why this show ran for 12 years, sweetheart. The show was good, and your rating of it is not valid.
I hope no person sees your review and thinks that this show is not for them. If someone by any chance manages to do so and lack the experience and the joy from not watching this show because of you, know this; you just ruined a persons possibility to watch something so important, something so amazing that they will miss out on a masterpiece. Because that is what this show is. A masterpiece. And nothing you say will ever change that.
Beforeigners (2019)
Amazing.
Dear person further down below asking for season 2; there is no season 2, yet. They just confirmed that they are in pre production and will begin filming as soon as it is safe to do so. Most of the filming take place in our capital which has around 50 new cases of COVID every day, doesn't sound like a lot, but it's enough to have the government breathe down your neck when you are trying to produce television with a big crowd and a lot of close contact.
And for the review; This is my favorite show made by and for Norwegians. Yes there is a few non Norwegian actors along with Krista who is one of the two main roles, but she makes it visible how professional she is when she has managed to learn a lot from two languages in a short time. Nicolai is awesome as always, and I knew that this would be an awesome show when I saw him on the cast list as a main role.
Àgústa makes a great shield maiden and it's a pity that we won't see her in the second season.
The plot is amazing. Builds up slowly, but also steady while it manages to stay interesting with new aspects and information being slipped into the episodes at the perfect time.
The fact that somebody has the imagination to come up with a story like this where actual real people from the far away past steps into the modern world and has to get used to a society that is so different then what they know, and that we can have a taste of how the life of important historical humans could live in the type of modern society that we have in the 21st century is absolutely amazing.
Alfhildr manages to glue the whole show together with her rough and somewhat sassy behavior, specially towards her other female colleague, and her soft compassion towards other humans that she sees is struggling to cope. Krista was the only person who could've managed to make Alfhildr this awesome.
The ending with Olav riding on his horse after his love who happens to have entered the body of a teenage girl born in the 21st century has dogged up his sword and belongings, just shows us that there is so much more to this story that I struggle with waiting to get to watch. Season 2 can not come fast enough. I hope this show continues the quality and imaginative setting for many many seasons to come.
I have now watched season 1 five times and will probably watch it five times more before season 2 airs on HBO again.
The Duff (2015)
Yet another
Teen movie where the teens are played by 30 year olds.
Frozen II (2019)
Amazing
Amazing!
Amazing!
Amazing!
Really a wonderful movie.
Batwoman (2019)
Get a dialect coach.
I feel sorry for ruby having to present this. Not only is this show poorly made, they haven't even considered the fact that Ruby is Australian and needs coaching in pronunciation. She sounds too foreign and it's just lights through how little money they have put into this.
Tall Girl (2019)
Average
The guy playing the Swedish guy isn't even Swedish. And when you're gonna make a non Swedish speak Swedish you better do your homework so the person at least pulls off the small amount of words. He did not sound Swedish, that's for sure.
Also, 185 cm isn't that tall.
The movie is cliche but it's for teenagers, and I'm not a teenager. But try to deliver quality for God's sake. It isn't that hard.
San Andreas (2015)
You think this is bad?
You think this San Andreas movie is bad? Well, then I suggest you watch the other two ones. Those you'll like. Yes. Probably give it a 10 too. Probably...
Not.
22 July (2018)
Why do you feel it was rushed?
I'm reading so many reviews that claims the movie was rushed. Keeping the focus on the bomb going off and the shooter killing people isn't the point. The point is to show why it happened, what it did to people, real people with real lives.
This movie includes the life of Viljar and Torje and their family, the life of Lara and her family, the life of lawyer Lippestad and his family, and all the other families. It includes how the prime minister handled it, the terrorists mother, his so called "defenders", who in the end did not support his work. It shows the terrorists wild way of thinking, how he thought he would start something when it he really didn't. It shows that at the end of the day, his actions were unnecessary. Nobody supports it. He is acting alone, and he will pay for it knowing that his enemies won.
Keeping the focus on death and evil is not how we should handle this day. We will get up, wipe our clothes off and stand together. Because this did nothing. It only made us stronger and wiser. We won, he lost. That's the point.
Swiped (2018)
A four for Noah and Shelby.
I give this a ratio of four for Noah and Shelby.
Noah has always been good, but he is so bad at playing the role because it isn't in his nature. But this try was better then expected.
Shelby is so balanced and just what this world needs as she knows how to bring it out to the world in a good way.
When it comes to the character James, they couldn't picked a nerdier looking young man to play the role. Which is very stigmatic as by now, we all know that being smart comes in all shapes and sizes.
This movie sent a good message, but it could've been told in a better way with removing all the flick chiche moments.
I Love You, Now Die: The Commonwealth v. Michelle Carter (2019)
Not guilty.
Conrad was a smart, reflected young man. Because of that, even though someone pushed him to the edge he still had a choice not do anything.
Telling someone to go kill yourself is not a crime anywhere in the world. If it was, half the planets population would be locked away.
Miss Carter should live with this guilt, yes. Did she break the law? No. Did she force the guy to commit suicide? No! Is miss Carter mentally ill? Probably a little bit.
This is a ridiculous documentary with too much crying and finger pointing to the girl who obviously needs some help. But other then that. She's free to go.
The Lucky One (2012)
It's a bit creepy?
Zac Efrons character is kind of creepy. I mean, have you ever heard about someone like this guy being a complete loner and in his own world, walking across two states just to find a woman in a picture? PTSD can be many things, but I don't think obsessiveness is a part of it.
I find Logan a bit creepy and a bit odd. I don't think a normal upgoing person would ever accept someone into their life bringing this kind of story. All the warning buttons should go of in Beth's head when he tells her that he walked to get to her. Which, they do for like two minutes and then it's all good. Also, someone who give you that kind of vibe and on top of that is able to steel train his Shepherd dog sounds dangerous. But I mean, it's Nicholas Sparks.
What's for sure though, is that Zac plays Logan the best way. His chemistry with Taylor isn't the best and I think there would be plenty of other actresses who would have done a better job. Maybe it's my head telling me that it's wrong because I am only used to seeing Taylor as Piper Chapman from OITNB, but something is definitely off with their chemistry.
The boy who plays Ben is awesome and Blythe never disappoints. For all that, this movie gets a 4/10 from me.
Kim Possible (2019)
I'm sorry, what?
Kim and Ron are teenagers, not children.
And the guy playing Kim's dad looks like he's in freshman year in college.
Her mother is played by someone you shouldn't have in a movie for children. The ones growing up with the cartoon also grew up with Kim's mother in American Pie.
Ron sounds like an 8 year old and is portrayed as worse then his character actually was in the cartoon. The stunts and fighting are terrible and the German scientist in the beginning can't act. They used the same guy in a helmet and sunglasses for all the stunts becomes they all have a mole on their chin(they probably thought we wouldn't notice?)
Trying to make a cartoon into reality can't be that hard. Disney have done it with Marvel and they could have done it here too. Changing small things could make Kim and co a little bit more realistic. Children shouldn't grow up today thinking they can just pow their way through with a laser disguised as a marker.
You can do better, Disney.
The Dirt (2019)
Who?
I'm sorry to put it out there, but I know music. The movie is probably a good story about a rock band, but they most certainly are not one of the worlds biggest in the genre.
#Realityhigh (2017)
I think the director was high.
I think the director was high.
All the time.
Even when casting for the main roles.
I mean.
Cliche teen movies will forever stay the same. But this. This was written, filmed and directed while high on weed. No doubt.
Tomb Raider (2018)
Played the game? You might get confused.
First of all, Lara's crew is wrong. No Sam, Jonah, no Irish speaking old guy who I can't remember the name of.
Mathias is there tho, which is good. Though his mission is completely wrong as he kind of need Sam to do what he's supposed to do. But since Himiko isn't the sun queen, but an infectious rotting pile of bones, he(Mathias) really don't have a reason to be on Yamatai in the first place?
There are no storm guards, and no giant rotten Japanese soldiers. The only thing they did make right was the boat, The Endurance, but the boat belongs to a Japanese local, which is wrong.
Richard Croft got killed by trinity in the Croft Mansion when Lara was a little girl, so what he is doing in Yamatai is a huge question.
But, the movie is good, and there are elements from the 2013 game that you as a player may recognize. I enjoyed the movie first of all as Alicia stands close to my heart being a friendly neighbor Swedish actress.