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True Detective: Night Country: Part 6 (2024)
From others reviews, it seems like we watched a different episode!
This was an amazing episode. People who say "well nobody did it" are missing the point of the episode. The creators of this season are also, I think, saying that "truth" is subjective. These other people don't understand the way that the ending was explained. Because, as I see it, no ONE PERSON killed every one. This was a near Shakespearian tragedy. Also, the individuals who createdt this series more as a play, where everyone has a part play. To show an unassuming arch that no one else could see. It's a brave piece and I think that fits the puzzle together perfectly, and doesn't give you the one main evil villain, because there is an evil villain. It was several small groups of people who had awful grudges against each other, and I think they just felt this way too express themselves.
Either way, I get it a nine out of 10 overall with this last episode giving me a 10 out of 10 overall because I thought it was brilliant how they put it together just to work of brilliance.
Martyrs (2015)
A terrible, lifeless clone of one of the best horror movies ever made
Imagine if someone created a machine that you inserted a human beings DNA in one end and it spat out a fragmented mutated lifeless human out the other. That's the equivalent of this movie. It's a remake of the original French language film, except it takes the parts that make it interesting or controversial and eliminates or changes them. It's just lifeless and awful. The original is one of my favorite horror films ever made, and this American remake is just a mockery of it made to cash in on the name of the original and it doesn't do it any justice. If you like the original, this movie will infuriate you but if you're looking to kill some time, you could do worse.
Shots: Eugenics to Pandemics (2022)
I tried, I really did.
I gave this movie a chance, even though the title itself gives away it's ridiculousness. It makes a lot of "points" that would be major "A-HA!" moments, if you take a very narrow view of the situation, like this movie does. It uses all of the "tricks" in the conspiracists playbook to try to make you believe that vaccines, you know the things that have scientific data supporting their efficacy, are merely a tool built by the early American elites to help thin the American minorities and disabled. This is a cute, nefarious idea that gives YouTube "researchers" a really cogent boogeyman to blame all of life's problems on but honestly this movie is laughable to anyone capable of rational thought. I have it 1/10 simply because zero isn't an option. This movie is actively trying to spread scientific disinformation. It's harmful, and reckless. If you want a movie to actively make you dumber, congratulations, you've come to the right place.
Alienate (2016)
I tried to give this one a chance, I really did.
I tried to give this one a chance, I really did. Even after reading the other reviews here that should have warned me of what I was getting myself into, still I persisted. I paid the price with an hour and a half of my life taken from me, and I was left with nothing but confusion and contempt. The fact that they tried to pass this off as a decent film should be illegal. It's the equivalent of selling a box full of baby diapers but when you open the box it's just full of dead babies and excrement. Do anyway I start skipping through pieces of the movie, and only looking at the thumbnails, trying to divine something that passes as cinema I guess, and to find some footage of the aliens because I was hoping this film could redeem itself with a cool and interesting alien being......I feel more like I was slapped in the face. They can't seriously expect us to believe that they spent human dollars on creating those monstrosities can they? Barney the dinosaur is more passable as a dinosaur than the aliens in this film are at looking like actual beings. It's pretty hard to screw up making something that has almost infinite possibilities, seeing how we've yet to meet an alien species, but this film took that challenge to heart. I feel like I'm jumping around and not making much sense with my review but I'm doing that in case you make the same mistake as I did and try to watch this movie....it will help you get acclimated because that's all this film does for the entirety of its runtime. It jumps around in time following barely passable humans and sprinkling in some aliens that look like they were rendered on a computer from 1983. Save a small chunk of your life and give this one a pass.
Mother Teresa: No Greater Love (2022)
False
This movie highlights the good that she did and feeds into the positive stereotypical view people have of mother Teresa but doesn't address the less talked about evils she committed. Forced deathbed conversions, providing extremely poor medical care,her links to colonialism & racism, as well as her links to some questionable public figures as well. These are all washed away so they can portray her as an ideal, one that she really wasn't if you take the time to look into her background with objectivity. This movie needs to be labeled as a work of fiction for its portrayal of her as a "saint", and not the opportunistic money hungry sadist she truly was.
Nanny (2022)
Left puzzled
This movie felt like it was building and building, with many different "clues" that left you wondering what the big "payoff" would be. Until it sputters and slowly comes to an end, much like defective fireworks.
I really was enjoying this movie for the first 40 minutes or so, and it really felt like they were building to a big reveal of a malevolent force or something along those lines but then they reveal that (SPOILER ALERT) the kid she's been working to bring to America the entire time has been dead.
It kind of made this movie just seem like a sick joke. She works for these entitled yuppies who over work her and under pay her, and finally, after all of her hard work is supposed to pay off she has her legs cut out from under her. So when they just kill off her kid she's been working so hard to bring over it just feels sick and wrong. Then it shows she was already pregnant I guess? And she turns around and has a "replacement kid"? Then they show her with a new baby for like two minutes and then she's laying in a tub and it cuts to the credits. I don't know if there was something lost in translation for me or what but I either didn't "get" this movie or there was nothing to get in the first place...
The Sleep Experiment (2022)
After a promising start, the ending felt wanting.
I read the creepy pasta that this movie is based on, and it is quite unsettling. This started out with some promise but it felt like it was disjointed in the second act and didn't really give the audience any real resolution to the story. I think they could have developed Luke's story more, as he was the more interesting and perverse of the inmate characters. It felt like a missed opportunity, even with the level of depravity he showed pretending to have killed Edwards daughter. Overall it wasn't an entirely unpleasant movie, which is why I still gave it a 6/10 stars. I think that if they had just stuck more closely to the source material it would have made for a more promising film as well but the film we got could have been worse.
Breach (2020)
I was in a coma for a week once. This movie was worse.
I wanted to like this one, especially with all the bad reviews. This film was a step below a B movie.
I gave it a 2/10 because I felt generous
The Star of Bethlehem (2007)
A wacky tale from the people who brought you the passion of the Christ!
Stupidity-The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
Anton LaVey
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