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Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too (2019) Season 5, Episode 3

An hour long commercial for Miley Cyrus

[1/10 · 18 June 2019]

I can definitely see why this is the lowest rated episode of the series. This entire season has been incredibly weak, but somehow this episode managed to be the very bottom of the barrel.

It started out okay. It seemed like there might be an interesting twist or message. Instead, it was tons of Miley's awful singing (seriously she sounds like a 60 year old lifelong chain smoker), awful acting, and cliche after cliche.

I'm not against "happy" Black Mirror endings. San Junipero remains my favorite episode. But RJaAT feels like it was written by a 12 year old Miley fangirl. The final scene made me roll my eyes so hard, I almost went blind. I would almost rather go blind than have to sit through this predictable trash again.

Also? Anyone who thinks her awful covers of Nine Inch Nails songs were good should get their ears checked.

Clerks. (1995 TV Movie)

Seen by few, and for good reason

[1/10 · 15 August 2006]

Let me start by saying that I've seen about ten seconds of this show, and that was enough for me.

The pilot episode never actually made it to television. Kevin Smith had nothing to do with it and didn't actually find out about it until about a year after it was made.

It's Clerks, "Saved by the Bell" style. There is a cameo from Keri Russel of "Felicity" fame and Jim Bruer plays Randal, but I'm sure they're erasing this off of their resumes.

The show takes place in a mall and is nothing at all like the movie of the same name. There is no Jay and Silent Bob (but there is a clumsy shoplifter who could arguably be the network's answer to Jay) and it is completely sanitized and cleaned up for television. The acting is crap and the jokes are terrible.

Stop complaining about not being able to see it. You are doing yourself a favor, and this is coming from a huge Clerks/Jim Bruer fan.