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Dune (2021)
Another failed attempt to convert literary brilliance to the screen.
Why does Hollywood insist in portraying Paul Atreides as a skinny glass jawed wimp? He undertook combat training from the time he could walk. Although a teen he would have been a powerfully built warrior not a wimp that could be knocked down by a puff of air. Zero character development of many important roles like Guerney Halleck and Duncan Idaho. It doesn't matter I suppose... as Herberts son destroyed the very essence of his fathers epic story with his machine/transhumanism garbage that completely runs against the grain of Frank Herberts anti AI, anti-cyborg masterpiece. If you ever read the books stop after Chapter House.
The Witcher (2019)
Cultural Appropriation of Europeon Folklore..
This is The Witcher in name only. It has been destroyed beyond recognition by wokeness and forced diversity. If you are a fan of the books or games don't watch. You will be angry with what they have done to the characters and story.
Poor acting, a confused story line and the bizarre casting of Asians and Africans in a medieval Europe tale ruin what could have been bigger than GoT.
True History of the Kelly Gang (2019)
Absolute garbage. Pathetic. Zero entertainment. An insult to all proud Aussies.
This movie is an insult to Edward Kelly, his family descendants and all true Australians.
This is what happens when our film/TV/theater industry is hijacked by a small group of people that hate Australian history and culture and the majority of it's people. For these traitors everything white, masculine, Christian and heterosexual is ripe for ridicule.
There is so much material a true film maker could use to construct an amazing Ned Kelly story without resorting to fiction as past Kelly movies have done. But, this movie wins the prize for the most pathetic, ridiculous, self indulgent, disrespectful attempt so far.
I can' help imagining all involved in the making of this movie one day ending up in a prison block where they can compare Ned Kelly tattoos and tell their fellow inmates that Ned Kelly was a cross dressing lunatic trans.
The Australian film industry is DEAD - it's corpse inhabited by an untalented mafia of posers and latte drinking soy boys. RIP.
The Mandalorian (2019)
More "SCI FI" for dummies and for those that have never read a book.
Episode 4 = Xena Princess Warrior does The Magnificent 7.
Hey it's for 12 year olds - don't watch if you're not.
The Masked Singer Australia (2019)
HaHa - what a pathetic show - how embarressing for all taking part!
What a complete piece of garbage! I can still smell the putrid stink from this rotten carcass of programming someone without any credibility has defined as entertainment. This show features four absolute has-been/never-been no talent hacks "judging" masked has-been/never-been "celebrity" "singers".
In the 1970's and even 80s Australian TV was cutting edge, experimental and genuinely entertaining. Now it's just absolute garbage devised by people that wouldn't get a job in the seventies because the people back then actually had TALENT. The creme of talent used to rise to the top. Now the "talent" are manufactured "celebrities" recruited from a pool of "look at me! look at me!" no talents with the right connections- you know what I mean - wink wink - sshhh.
RIP Australian free to air TV.
Mindhunter (2017)
Season 1 9/10. Season 2 6/10.
Season 1 is great entertainment but hard to recommend as Season 2 is a big drop in rating as it is becoming more 2019 TV soap opera than quality historical crime drama. Sadly Mindhunter joins the list of great recent season 1 shows (like GLOW) ruined by PC "wokeness" in later seasons. I won't be watching Season 3.
Tip: All scenes containing the lesbian "love" sub plot can be safely fast forwarded through and you wont miss a thing - except wanting to rip your head off. This entire sub plot and waste of time has NO impact to the main plot/s and it is completely unnecessary to endure the pain of watching. FF is your friend.
Swamp Thing (2019)
Fake reviews
I didn't get through the first episode. The acting, particularly from the leading lady is atrocious. No wonder it was cancelled.
Dunkirk (2017)
Are you kidding? What a joke of a movie. Ripped off by the hype again.
Ripped off by the hype again.
After being completely misled and ripped off at the theater and online purchases by over hyped trash movies like the atrocious "The Great Wall" and now the dishonestly titled "Dunkirk" I felt forced to create my IMDb account to review this movie myself so to warn others of the nonsense "intellectual" hype surrounding this movie. This movie depicts cowards and Biggles like air adventures. To Nolan I say - "If you want to make a Biggles cartoon/sensitive new age pretty boy movie be inventive don't steal the true story of Dunkirk 1940". The true Dunkirk event is not depicted instead replaced with a simplistic immature nonsense fantasy.
As another reviewer wrote if the Allied soldiers had acted as cowardly and undisciplined as the soldiers depicted in this movie the war would be lost forever. Thankfully for the free world the men that were at Dunkirk acted in the tough professional manner they were accustomed to not like the sulky brooding cowards depicted in this movie. If you know the real history of Dunkirk 1940 you will leave the theater furious with what Nolan has done to the memory of those that served and the professional British Servicemen. The men in the British Expeditionary Force that were evacuated from Dunkirk were experienced, highly trained career soldiers. They weren't a pack of girly 18 year old cowards running around without their rifle, pack and helmet.
Be warned. And good day to you all.