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Old (2021)
Anyone who gives this more than zero stars is mentally challenged.
You people need some serious help. I didn't know so many of you out there have such horrible taste in movies. Get the help you need. You're simply wrong and embarrassing yourself if you praise this trash in any way, accept your faults and get help. I will pay for your therapy sessions and the medications you will need to bring you back to reality.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
THE GREATEST CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT IN HOLLYWOOD HISTORY
GUYS TRUST ME. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. MY REVIEW MATTERS THE MOST HERE, I KNOW KEANU PERSONALLY AND HE IS SITTING NEXT TO ME WITH A GUN POINTED AT MY HEAD. WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LOVE HERE? BEAUTIFULLY MASTERFULLY DONE ACTION SCENES THAT RIVALED ALL FIRST THREE FILMS COMBINED, EVERY LINE OF DIALOGUE WAS JUST PERFECTLY DELIVERED WITH SO MUCH DEEP COMPLEXITIES, THE MUSIC BROUGHT SUCH INTENSITY AND EXCITEMENT TO EACH SCENE I SIMPLY COULDN'T HANDLE IT. NOT A SINGLE BORING MINUTE! I WAS ON THE ABSOLUTE EDGE OF MY SEAT FROM START TO FINISH, I ALMOST CRIED AND SCREAMED FROM THE SHEER BRILLIANCE OF WHAT I WAS EXPERIENCING. I COULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAD JUST HAPPENED WHEN THE CREDITS ROLLED. I HAD JUST WITNESSED GOD LIKE LEVEL FILMMAKING. MY EYES AND EARS WERE NUMB FROM THE SHOCK. I NEEDED A BREATH OF FRESH SO BADLY I WAS SUFFOCATING AND FELL TO THE FLOOR, MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS CALLED 911 TO WHEEL ME OUT OF THE THEATER. I WAS THAT BLOWN AWAY GUYS. I MIGHT HAVE PERMANENT HEART PROBLEMS BECAUSE OF THIS INCREDIBLE MOMENT THAT I KNOW WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. I FEEL FINALLY COMPLETE IN MY LIFE AFTER WATCHING MATRIX 4. IT HAS HEALED ALL MY TRAUMA AND PAIN FROM ALL MY PAST LIVES AND MADE ME A COMPLETELY NEW WHOLE PERSON TODAY. PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, BEFORE KEANU PULLS THE TRIGGER, WATCH THIS GENIUS WORK OF ART RIGHT NOW!! YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!
Le bureau des légendes (2015)
So incredibly boring and dull.
With all the praise this series has gotten, I just had to take a look myself. And all I have to say is: What is wrong with you people? Do you not know or are incapable of recognizing what makes a great show? Absolutely not a single thrilling moment, it's all talk with every line of dialogue that is empty and wasted in it's energy. Leading to nowhere where we as the audience can look forward to something interesting or exciting ahead. It is painfully dull and void of suspense. To those who are rating it 10 stars need serious professional help.
War of the Worlds (2019)
This has got to be one of the worst shows written for Television.
You know, sometimes I do actually feel sorry for Hollywood. Millions of dollars spent into production, actors, and everything else in between only to find out in the end it was an absolute complete failure. In this case, while there's critics out there who have for some odd inexplicable reason praised this mess of a show, the fact of the matter is when you look it objectively it fails on all accounts.
War of the Worlds has a major self-identity problem. While the first episode started out with a bang, it was clear that they used up all their energies on that one episode and lost their way completely in the episodes that followed. You won't find aliens here and you won't find any intelligent life either. You won't even find any answers to the "threat" at hand or any discussion as to what is really going on. So what you're left is just a bunch of characters running around aimlessly talking about their family problems while the other 10% of time running away from robotic dogs. Every line spoken is empty and leads to nowhere interesting. Every action taken is empty and leads to nowhere interesting.
This should have been a 90 min film. How they thought this would work as a series is the bigger mystery. Instead what they did was drag and stretch out as much as possible each scene giving the false impression that what is being said or done is important... but it never is. The title of the series is very misleading and has no relevance to what's going on. There is no "War". There is however a bunch of idiots running around taking up alot of screen time saying idiotic things. I guess if you have nothing to do in your life and want to watch exactly that, then please go right ahead. But.. don't say I didn't warn you.