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The Chill Factor (1993)
Pointless and irritating.
The movie itself is not terrible. I have seen far worse horror films. The problem is that Chill Factor seems to revolve around the women getting nude. Which I am all for but there is no nudity in the film. So you get to watch girls undress and show nothing. The only reasoning I see in doing something like this is to irritate men. This film definitely succeeded in irritating me. It is not badly made for a b movie but I do not understand why you would constantly want to tease your audience. Either make a horror movie that delivers the nudity or keep your cast clothed. I would skip this tease of a HORROR film if I were you. You have been warned.
Hack Job (2011)
ridiculous and funny.
James Basalmo has created a very funny and ridiculous horror spoof anthology. Hack Job is filled with absurd over the top acting from such legends as Loyd Kaufman and Dave Brockie. It seems to defficate on as many genres as it can get its hands on. Managing to make fun of classics ranging from the Mummy to Invansion Of The Body Snatchers. The final segment is a cheesy mixture of possession tale mixed eighties style vendetta genre. The fight scenes are so hilariously absurd that they would make Michael Dudikoff break out in laughter. Hack Job even manages to get its hands on Toxie and Seargeant kabukiman. Having them team up as buddy cops. James Basalmo takes the terms tasteless and bad to a new level and I love him for it. I hope to be watching his films for many years to come.
Snake Eater (1989)
Snake Eater is hilarious.
I have known about Snake Eater for several years. It always looked like it would be ridiculous. Last week I finally saw the film and my assumptions were correct. Snake Eater is awesome in the most ridiculous and cheesy ways possible. The bad guys are backwoods inbreds that provide some of the funniest lines ever in an action film. They manage to murder Soldiers ( Lorenzo Lamas) parents and kidnap his little sister. Soldier sets out on a mission to kick hillbilly butt and save his sister. What ensues is comedic gold. Including the main red neck putting on a bear suit to Soldiers motorcycle being transformed into a jet ski. If you have not seen Snake Eater then you have missed out.
Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein (2009)
Entertaining take on classic horror.
Creep Creepersin takes the classic Frankenstein down one strange road. If you are expecting this film to be the conventional telling of Frankenstein you will be disappointed. Creep Creepersins Frankenstein is about a strange recluse named Victor and his best friend Frankenstein. Of course Frankenstein is a rat. Victor sets out to make his own bride. What comes next is a delve into madness. The outcome of Victors attempt is hilarious. His scientific knowledge of re animating the dead involves stitches drawn with a magic marker. His madness creates a bride that would make any man want to live alone. This is a movie for those who enjoy the weird side of filmmaking.