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Mrs. Davis (2023)
Life is too short for lazy and/or AI generated TV series
Great exceptions were not fulfilled. I fell asleep before episode two ended.
The computer generated title of episode two is not funny, it is simply lazy. Using an algorithm to generate episode titles is not AI. It is artificial, but not intelligent.
Sometimes life is too short for lazy storytelling. It was so boring. I am not used to falling asleep during sci-fi or comedy.
Was the script written by ChatGPT? This is either showcasing laziness or demonstrating how AI generated TV series will look like in the future. Life is too short for lazy and/or generated TV series.
At least they will not be making a second season of this trash.
The Flight Attendant: Conspiracy Theories (2020)
I'm finally getting bored
I was hoping that it would start being fun, but now it's just boring and annoying.
Token gay men have to be in this too - of course.
I get that she is drinking too much, but it's not funny any longer.
The Foreigner (2003)
Seagal goes to Eastern Europe
This time Mr. Seagal took some unemployed British actors to Poland. Possibly also to Germany and France. In Poland he found cheap military apparel. Of course there are lots of ruins in Eastern Germany as well. Eastern European stunt men are really difficult to describe.
It is not the first time, Mr. Seagal makes a budget film this way. His own performance was rather boring. He hardly ever fought hand to hand this time.
For some reason some of the hired guns in the film were said to have been speaking Danish. I have no idea where he got that idea. I didn't hear them speak Danish. I can hardly hear what Mr. Seagal says in this film.
This will be an hour of my life, which I will never get back, nor remember. That's why I write this review. Still another thirty minutes left of this discount product.
Silent Hill (2006)
Too boring Japanese for me
Nothing made sense till now. I suppose knowing the video game would have helped. Now she locks a door. The town looks like a nuclear disaster. The female cop actually looked attractive once she took off her helmet. Now the mother is in a lavatory with monsters coming out of the walls. Shortly after she sees people being attacked by big bugs. Some zombie child suddenly sits on a chair drawing. What a bore! And then her husband appear with a mask, searching for her. She lies on the floor crying. Oh! The bugs are coming (again). The female cop pulls her away from the ugly bugs (almost with human faces). I'd rather see these actresses in a different kind of movie!
Children of Men (2006)
B-movie
This is an annoyingly, politically correct B-movie.
Why is it a problem, that fertility has gone down, when the developing world is already over-populated today? Of course I knew that it was classified as a science fiction movie, and usually I accept the premises. But this was really awful to watch. It looked like a propaganda film even Goebbels would have envied. Because no babies have been born for 18 years, refugees come to England (London in this case), where they are treated poorly. For some strange reason a group of 'terrorists' place bombs in the city. Or maybe the government did? What rubbish!
Don't waste your time!
The Impostors (1998)
Life is too short for french film imitations
25 minutes into this film, I decided to look it up on IMDb. I was expecting a comedy, not a talent-less imitation of Stan & Laurel or french film. OK, 30 minutes, but still not smiling!
This turned out to be the most awful film in the comedy genre, I have ever seen.
Woody Allen appearing in this film should give me a clue, but apparently his appearance was "uncredited". It may have scared me off on beforehand, or at least lowered to my expectations for entertainment. Probably some of his wives are in the film too.
At least now I know, that Stanley Tucci has no comic talent whatsoever. If he is ever on a cast for a supposed comedy, I will know to avoid it. Well, more than 40 minutes wasted on this film.