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maria-skatova
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Falling Inn Love (2019)
This is science fiction at its worst
18 September 2019 - 3 out of 5 users found this review helpful.
I lost hope when she a) met a renovator who was available for a massive project right away and b) she didn't have to sell both kidneys and all other organs to pay for the job.
I mean, Kiwi slang is not enough to make it New Zealand experience. The movie doesn't pass a simple reality check - there is no way you could possibly meet a good builder in NZ who is not overbooked for a year or so. And their quote will just break your heart. End of story :) So treat it as a science fiction based in New Zealand. Cheers!
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Race 3 (2018)
It is so awful it is even great
6 September 2018 - 7 out of 29 users found this review helpful.
This movie is so bad, it is even good. Not "The Room" level good, but close enough. You have all types of Bollywood classics here:
- poorly choreographed slow-mo fights
- total confusion about who is who's brother, cousin, nephew, father, uncle, secret child
- scenes that deserve to be in 'top-10 unrealistic Bollywood stunts'
You'll also have fights between bursting from silicon 'martial arts competent' women. You'll also have your forever-35 y.o. Salman, who is 50+ in real life but will probably never ever grow up and get old on screen. Salman will poorly perform in dancing episodes, as usual. Maybe even worse than usual. You will have that awkward moment when a woman puts on jumpsuit for skydiving while driving a truck, and then skydives right from the truck. You will be impressed by Bobby Deol's 6-pack.
You'll get lost in plot twists within plot twists. Seriously, Mr. Nolan is silently jealously crying with his 'Inception' - 'Race 3' outraces it easily. Everything changes every 10 minutes or so - loyalties, family relationships, loves and hates.
Before the end Salman will do his thing again. He will rip his t-shirt from his well-oiled body with just 2 fingers. I mean, have you ever tried to rip a perfectly good t-shirt with one hand? I bet you failed. Salman does that every time successfully.
In the very end Salman will explain everything to those who didn't understand what just happened. You will definitely need that explanation.
As I said, this movie is so bad it is even good. Because the level of badness is so high, it is piece of the Art of Bad Movies.
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