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The Host (2013)
Unconvincing
Who thought that in the future they would be wearing heels?? Remember 2013 when going clubbing in business casual was still a thing? Peplum blouses and blazers?
I don't know how I ended up watching this film and twenty minutes in I gave up. I thought it was going to be something else. It's kind of a fun concept but the acting is totally stilted and fake. The romance is blegh.
Some people seem to enjoy this film. Some people enjoy teenage romance films and that's okay. I am not one of these people. I can agree that the film is more about that than science fiction.
10 bags of popcorn and 3 sad little alien worms to kill all your brain cells.
1883 (2021)
Not bad
It has a lot of things going for it. Sam Elliot is great and the premise is an exciting adventure. The narrator is pretty obnoxious though. The narrator gets sucker punched in the face and no bruise. Her aunt gets a similar punch, terrible bruise. What's with that?
Diabel (1972)
Bad acting, bad directing, absurd transitions.
I like surreal films. This one is bad. The acting is painful, the directing pretentious. It's like watching the film of a wannabe classic rock band and their friends, in Polish. Here's a word: wanky. For a while you can hear someone playing the jaw harp and it sucks. The violence is unconvincing. Drugs will not help.
At one point there is a really nice dapple grey horse.
Robin Hood (2006)
Extremely bad, painful to watch.
However, Richard Armitage is a total fox. It's like Xena the Warrior Princess, but not in a good way. You might enjoy it if you get a kick out really bad cheesy shows. Also, you might suffer through it if you are a fan of Richard Armitage.
Occupation: Rainfall (2020)
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I watched this just because it has Jason Isaacs in it and what the hell. It's almost funny how disappointed I was. A really bad cheesy film. Maybe you would enjoy it if you are into that kind of thing. Maybe I would have enjoyed it if one of my favourite actors wasn't in a fake plastic alien suit.
Tian · Huo (2019)
Reasons
I am going to watch this because Jason Isaacs is hot. Thank you very much.