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Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
By far one of the worst!!!
I am a huge fan of the books and I found myself thinking "what the hell is going on?" throughout 90% of the film. The worst book to film adaption ever!!!!!!!! Yates and Kloves should be fired and J.K Rowling needs to take more of a hand in the creative choices because these films lately have been lacking. I hated OOTP and I've also not liked GOF but this was a complete and total wreck. I will not waste my precious time and money to see garbage. In todays economy you cannot depend on media hype and good teasers/trailers making a film come off as good by choosing the high points and then showing a complete crap in it's completion.
Camp Rock (2008)
Worst Disney Channel Movie Since Cheetah Girls 2
I do not want to put too much spoilers in my summary so I will just summarize the horrible acting, singing, and awkward dancing involved in this horrible made for TV movie.
So basically the movie is the first acting experience for the JoBro's and sadly for me they failed terribly. Joe Jonas being the main character who attends a rock camp called Camp Rock. He meets a girl, Mitchie, (played by Demi Lovato) who is a worker at the camp. Quick summary would be that he hears a voice, likes it, tries to find the girl behind the voice, finds her, likes her, rude blonde girl tries to breakup their relationship, she spoils Mitchie's secret and everybody finds out she works at the camp to pay for her admission, Mitchie is kicked out of the group performance, a ton of awkward dance and singing pieces are spread throughout the movie, Mitchie apologizes, the blonde mean girl becomes nice, and they all sing a happy, energetic, and group orientated song together. This basically sums up the whole movie.
The acting was horrible and WAY over the top. The singing was great because Demi Lovato and the JoBro's can singing (obviously). But the dance sequences were all very awkward and strange. This movie could've used Kenny Oretega's help.
All in all, the movie was very cheesy and was very uncomfortable to watch. Forgot to mention that it had a lot of plot holes that did not make sense.
Horrible Disney movie that was WAY over-hyped.
Because I Said So (2007)
Not worth a Second!
This movie was horrible in so many ways but i will just pin point one..which was the acting. Everybody was so over the top with their expressions and their lines that it seemed like a Broadway performance rather than a movie. In movies you are required to be as natural as possible however with this it was absolutely annoying to watch Diana Keaton. Each time she would come onto the screen I began to develop a natural habit of just rolling my eyes because she was so ridiculous. This is one of Mandy Moore's worst characters ever. At times the character came off extremely hypocritical and just frustrating and Moore's acting in this one was not good either. I personally think her best performance will always be a Walk To Remember and even in that movie it was mediocre at best.
Anyways when it boils down to it...Don't give this movie a second. It'll definitely be a second in your life that you've wasted. Instead go and brush your teeth or even better take that second and floss your teeth...that would at least be worth the second or couple of minutes you'd spend on this movie.
The Eye (2008)
The Eye is something to behold
I understand this film is targeted as a horror film and it did just that. I was scared some moments and didn't understand some sections either and I'm guessing it's because the transition to an English script did not translate over well. It was a good movie and Jessica Alba plays character correctly however in some points I was confused on the things she could that perhaps a true blind person would not be able to...so in general it was not believable that she was blind.
If you are looking for a horror movie to give you a few screams or yelps...this is the movie for you..however if you prefer a horror movie that builts up on a story...then please move on.
27 Dresses (2008)
It certainly doesn't take 27 times to like this movie!
I've got to be honest that I came into the movie thinking that it was going to be yet another completely cheesy film; however I was pleasantly surprised that beneath the predictable ending there was a wonderful, very human story underneath it all. I liked Katherine Heigl's character and yes I can sympathize her, being that I am a girl who will do anything for her friends and family and the word, No is basically never used in my vocabulary ( depends on the situation though ). I liked James Marsden..his character was sweet, understanding, with a macho edge, haha! The bar scene was hilarious and loved the awkward scenes with the brides having to go to the bathroom with their wedding dresses and Katherine's character holding it for them. I especially loved the ending, loved how she mentioned earlier on in the movie that they'd all pay her back someday and on her wedding day she made all the brides wear all the bridesmaid dresses they made her wear! Hilarious!!!!! Very enteraining, sweet, and not boring at all. The story might be slow in the beginning but it's picks up pretty fast! Enjoyed it tremendously!