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Lap Dance (2014)
Good for late night viewers
I get the whole premise of being conflicted, but I don't think there's a strip club in the world that let's significant others into the club while their girl is working.
Raccoon Valley (2018)
What in the actual f.....?
I normally don't leave reviews, but after watching this AWFUL dreck, I knew it was my civic duty to protect others & stop them from seeing what can not be unseen.
The plot twist that separates this movie, from all other zombie movies in the genre, is a main character who is deaf. Apparently the writers assume that losing your hearing means that you're also a brain damaged moron that shuffles through life, paying attention to nothing. This character is portrayed as either a simple notch above brain dead, or the MOST unaware person in the universe. It's actually insulting to deaf people EVERYWHERE. The mistakes that she makes are so simple you actually hope she gets murdered.
Add in the most wooden performance since Hayden Christensen wielded a lightsaber & you have what amounts to a very awful joke of a movie.
They apparently made it for $5 & that would be great.... if it weren't such a piece of hot, burning trash.