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No Retreat No Surrender (1985)
Quality.
This is a great movie for the whole family who loves KAR-ATE. Lots of laughs and lots of over the top fight scenes. 80's classic cheese flick. The disco WINS in this movie, and I want to have the DJ's baby.
Blood Hook (1986)
Way too long, and boring.
I set myself ready for a funny/cheesy acting, however the dialog is so bad, its like a 7 year old wrote the script. The females are trashbags. The acting is dumpy (expected) but the premise is just goofy (method of killing) Its unfunny and annoying. The song that they repeat is something you never want to hear again in your life, because they abuse the LIVING **** out of it. I honestly dont know how I made it through this movie.
I'm all for cheese slashers too, but this one is pure trash.
David and Goliath (2015)
Words cannot describe how bad this movie really is.
Any positive review in regards to this movie, is either part of the cast, or was paid to make a false review, its that simple.
Costumes were made by a 8 year old with one eye.
The mirror effects to make it look like their were more hired actors was off the charts bad, like you cannot believe your own eyes.
Goliath was this tub of lard with a poor dental plan, as well as attitude.
You know what, I could keep going on.. I'm done wasting another second........
Raiders of the Living Dead (1986)
Wow, I cant believe someone actually made this movie.
Some people said this movie is a B-type of movie that others may like.... NOPE WRONG!!!! This movie doesn't even have the redeeming quality of a B-movie this movie is a steamy pile of dog**** This movie puts the "B" in boring...
Its almost upsetting, someone in the cutting room would consider this to be anything besides ****, what the hell was the director trying to do here? Its not even like when a movie is so bad, its a laugh etc..
Like I said, no redeeming quality, its just ****
Its very simple, if you like to watch paint dry... then you'll love this movie.
Scott should have never agreed to doing this heaping pile of crap. I don't know what his management or Scott was thinking..
I'm forced to give it 1 star, when I would give it -5 stars.