SoulEater Reviews

Ring of Darkness (2004 TV Movie)

So Gay even Big Gay Al would be proud Mr. Hat!

[1/10 · 25 March 2005]

They keep flashing back to shots of the music video they made in the beginning. It really was a gay movie I mean there was to much of the guys for my liking. And the comment "it tastes like life" was totally gay. I will admit that when the main character found the box and saw that they had been doing this for like 50 years that was kinda cool but overall it was so bad. But seriously how many times did they flash back to that music video? anytime they needed to fill space they did. And then kill the one guy because he won't gang bang a chick with you? I don't know I am glad that I did not pay to rent this movie that is for sure. I will also be warning people at my video store not to rent it either.

American Crime (2004 Video)

Just finished watching it and here is what I thought

[4/10 · 6 February 2005]

I understand why this movie was released direct to video. It was just plain not very good. I work at a video store and try to take home the smaller titles that released each week but this one was just bad. From the way the movie is presented and put together to the extraordinarily lack luster ending it just never lured me in. In fact I could have gone my entire life without having seen it and been better off for it. I will agree that Cary Elwes performance was pretty good but that is about it. Do not rent it in any video store as it is not worth the price of admission. any how that is what I think.

-Curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it ripped it's head off and stump ****ed the remains.